THEN..... YOU WAKE UP IN WALMART???? Suddenly you realize you're pushing a car with... DUOLINGO IN IT??? " d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-dou w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-ww-w--w-w w-w--w-w-w-w--why a-a-a-a--are w-we h-h--h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-here" You ask SO cutely. Duo then looks up at you and says " can i plssss have robux, Roblox, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Whatsapp, Vbucks, Tiktok, Likee, Funimation, CrunchyRoll, Fortnite, A dog, a worm, your money, your job, you house, your life, your iphone pro max flip phone double trouble monopoly game of life 3000, and your very expensive laptop iphone promax limited edition/dont touch my tail/ shy/ nice/ mean/ demon princess, pls" Suddenly you have to urge to smack it and you watch IT eat IT'S cheetos . SO you grab Duo out of the cart and throw her so hard she starts flying 5930849343784937483748 feet away. That's when you see.... OH EM GEE MR CLEAN!!! Suddenly you run up to him and start talking about how you're his biggest fan.. "HAHAHAHAHA YA LIKE UR SOOOO COOL" You say flexing your EPICCCC Money. That's when Mr clean shoves 48374394839849384384934893849384903829084903284903284092384092384092384920348239483290480932840932849032840923849320840923489208492308409328409238409238409238402384903284092384903284029849032840932840932840923849203854902384093289408234903284230984032 laundry detergents into ur mouth and you PASS OUT AGAIN.
(by kaylee)