Alex POV
I sat an my couch looking at Venom who's head was out of my back and was sitting (or floating) in front of me.
I took in a deep sigh "So.... I finally get a good nights sleep, no nightmares, no randomly waking up, no patrol, a good deep sleep for once" I said sternly.
"And I wake up to THIS" I waved my hands around.
"In my defense it was a good idea at the time"
"THAT IS NOT A GOOD DEFENSE"
"But you still got a good nights sleep"
"WELL IM NEVER GONNA GET ANOTHER WITH THEM" I pointed to the chickens in my living room.
Yes, you heard me chickens.
Plural.
Two.
Fucking.
Chickens.
"And when did that get put up again!" I motioned to the tire swing in my living room.
".....also last night"
"Oh my fucking gods" I mumbled.
"If it makes you feel better I named them"
"WHAT"
"Thanks for asking I named that one Sunny and that one Char"
(I changed the names slightly)
"What's the difference?" I asked.
"Sunny is light brown and Char is a darker brown" Venom nodded.
"How?"I asked sighing.
"Wellll..."
Venoms POV.
I was bored.
Alex was still sleeping, being an alien I don't need much sleep so now I wanted to do things.
Stupid things.
I leaped out of Alex's body and out the window that was open slightly. I jumped onto a person who was driving a car and re-routed the care to the nearest animal farm.
I made the person stop the car as we got out the car at the farm.
I made the person walk in the door after picking the lock,
Once inside I could see a few hundred chickens all around.
No one would miss one... or two.
Most of the chickens ran off as soon as I walked in. I had that effect on animals, they could sense something was off with me, I was an alien so that was probably it.
But two chickens waddled up and pecked at my feet, one was a light brown and the other was a darker brown.
Perfect. They where not scared of me. They would be my new friends.
I picked up the chickens and set them under my arms as I walked out of the building and shit the door tight locking it before I got in the car and set the chickens down and drove off.
I walked in through the door each chicken in hand and set them down gently.
"Stay" I told them.
They blinked and clucked and I tried around and quickly got rid of this hosts body.
"I want my swing back what do you think" I asked the chickens.
"You need names"
"You can be sunny" I pointed to the light brown one "and you can be Char" I pointed to the darker one.
"Good now swing" I said walking off to find the tire and chains.
I eventually found them in the weapons room.
I dragged them out carefully trying not to make to much noise so I wouldn't wake Alex.
About an hour later I had finished everything.
I had the chicken corner set up, I had the tire swing in place again.
I could tell that I was getting weaker so I quickly returned back to Alex's body and went to bed so I would be ready to get yelled at.
What? I am going to get yelled at for bringing chickens in the house, might as well be prepared.
-present time -
Alex POV
"How did you even get food?!" I yelled.
"It was Ms. Chens late Christmas present"
"That traitor" I mumbled.
"But can we keep them" Venom pleaded.
"Fine but you have to take care of them"
"I will!"
"You better"
"I need food and T.V" I sighed getting up to get some cereal.
"Good plan so do I" Venom agreed.
So that's how I ended up eating lucky charms with an alien, two chickens, and a robot rat.
Life is great.
A/N
This chap is kinda bad but I needed a chapter and was bored so we got this.
Happy Sunday!
And now we have chickens....
Yay