You woke up that morning feeling fresh as a daisy you were glad that you could finally get your revenge you were also glad that you had someone so amazing that they would help you with that. You decided that you wanted a day off today so you went to the shops with Tony's card again, you returned to the tower with bags full of clothes, games, consoles anything you could want. You spent the rest of the morning trying clothes on and playing games until someone knocked on the door
Y/n: Come on in
The door opened and standing there was Captain Steve Rogers
Y/n: How can I help you this fine afternoon Cap
Steve: Just need you to go on patrol for a night Y/n
Y/n: And what does that entail
Steve: Just going from rooftop to rooftop stopping crimes you see no matter how big or small
Carnage: So I can eat someone's head if they litter
Steve: No. No eating people, unless I don't know some major crime
Y/n: So if we stop a murder he can eat them
Steve: I don't like that I'm talking to a fellow Avenger about eating people but yes
You picked up your jacket and hoisted it over your shoulder
Y/n: Well I'm ready to go
Steve: Great, you haven't gotta leave for another hour so I recommend getting a snack
Y/n: Noted
You and Cap both left your room and went to the kitchen where you made a simple sandwich
Y/n: Are the patrols normally difficult
Steve: Well it's New York so there's a lot of crime but it's not too bad compared to Ultron
You and Steve shared a chuckle about what transpired, but soon after you realised it was time to go. You did your signature move and jumped off the balcony into the night sky
Carnage: So where to tonight
Y/n: Let's try Queens, Hopefully something cool will happen while we're on patrol
You spent about twenty minutes jumping from rooftop to rooftop as Carnage. Carnage removed the symbiotic fluid (sf) from the top half of your face allowing the wind to flow through your hair and into your eyes, it was great in your hair, not so great in your eyes though. You reached Queens and Carnage retracted into your body as you decided to talk to some civilians.
Y/n: Excuse me Sir, have you heard of any crime around here
Civilian: Well most of the crime around here gets stopped by that swinging guy so not really
Y/n: I'm sorry? Swinging Guy?
Civilian: Yeah my cousin sent me a video let me show you
The civilian then pulled out his phone and played a video of the 'swinging guy' catching a car
[Literally just the bit of Spider-Man catching the car]
Y/n: Oh do you know where this was?
Civilian: Yeah just down that street to the left
Y/n: Hey thanks man, I'll be sure to check it out
You walked off into the scene of the crash and use Carnage to check around for evidence, he finds a drop of blood, he picks it up and examines it
Y/n: What are you planning to do with that
Carnage: This is different
He then licks it
Carnage: Tastes different as well, this guy is not normal
Y/n: Think he's a super?
Carnage: He was swinging with webs and caught a car yes he's a super
Y/n: Anyway we can find him?
Carnage: Already have
You walk over to a large apartment building, go in and knock on one of the doors, after a couple seconds a boy opens a door
Y/n: Hey car-catcher I need to talk to you
You walk into his apartment pushing past him and examine the place, two bedrooms both furnished, he doesn't live alone, the other person is a female, she's asleep right now.
Y/n: My name's Y/n, my partner's name is Carnage
Peter: Well my names Peter. Parker.
Y/n: Great, well Peter Parker aren't you glad it was me that found you not the others. It was on accident as well, I came here on patrol and some guy told me about you
Peter: So what happens now? You know my identity so you're gonna tell everyone
Y/n: We won't tell anyone, but we can fight to the death if you feel like it
Peter: I wanna say no
Y/n: Then say no, I didn't come here to fight I just wanted to find out who you were, and it took us like five minutes
Peter: Why are you talking about yourself like there's multiple of you
Carnage emerged from your shoulder and went face to face with Peter
Carnage: Because I'm here too
Y/n: Anyway we better get going. You're coming on patrol tonight, showing me how those webs work
Peter: Let me get my suit
{Timeskip}
You and Peter were sat on the top of a rooftop, you were eating a pizza that Carnage stole from some guy, you punched yourself so that you beat up the criminal who stole the pizza haha
Y/n: What is that suit
Peter: Hey it's the best I could do
Y/n: Still, the glasses. Why didn't you incorporate some glasses into the mask
Peter: You think I could do that?
Y/n: Even I could make something better than that
Carnage: Many versions of me have fought way better Spider-men than you
Y/n: Wait what?
Carnage: There are symbiote hive minds that spread across universes of course I'll 'remember' fighting him
Peter: So, you think you could train me?
Y/n: We don't do that sorta stuff kid
You look down at your watch to see you only have half an hour left
Y/n: Well I only have half an hour left so why don't you show me these webs and we might even consider training you
Peter: Oh seriously? Thank you Sir
Peter then explained how he made the webs and the web shooters
Y/n: You know, Stark's gotta big ass lab that I can use to try and improve the recipe, make the webs stronger, even something to improve the shooters, maybe get myself some. I can even make a way better suit than that for you if you really want
Peter: Oh Sir you don't have to do that
Y/n: Okay firstly just call me Y/n, secondly it's not for free. You've gotta use the suit to be on patrol around here
Peter: Okay I'll do my best Y/n
You got Peter's number and headed back to the tower, as soon as you got in you went and spoke to Tony
Y/n: Hey Tony I was wondering if I could ask a favour of you, don't worry it's not big
Tony: What's up
Y/n: I just wondered if there was a lab here I could use for some experiments
Tony: Yeah down the hall, take a left, go down two floors, and that entire floor is a lab and pretty much anything else you need
Y/n: Tony you're the best
You rub off following Tony's instructions on where the lab was. When you got to the lab you saw that it was extravagant, there was an endless supply of whatever chemicals you'd need
Y/n: Carnage, we're gonna have to split up on the jobs, you've got that hive mind thing across universes so one of them must be smart so you make the webs and the web shooters. I'll handle the suit
Carnage: Why should I
Y/n: I'll talk to Nick Fury about getting some prisoners for you to eat
Carnage: Deal
{Timeskip}
After a day and a half of working, you and Carnage decided to have a break and eat some proper food rather than the endless junk food, after all there was a wrapper mountain now. You also needed a shower you smelled like shit, so you decided to have a shower first and a feast afterwards. After a very well deserved shower you got dressed into some casual clothes and stepped out to the kitchen, you found Wanda grabbing a drink
Y/n; Hey Wand
Wanda: Hey Y/n, feels like it's been ages since we've talked
Y/n: It has been a while yes, how are you?
Wanda: I'm fine, what have you been up to
Y/n: Just helping out a friend, in fact I've been down in the lab for about a day and a half now, I was just gonna make some food, you want anything?
Wanda: No I'm good, I'm gonna be hanging out with Vision today
Wanda left the room to go find Vision, while you were left alone in the kitchen, you decided to make your signature meal, spaghetti carbonara, you were nearly done with the meal when you found someone trying to sneak up on you
Y/n: I literally have eyes in the back of my head that won't work Nat
Nat: I got close though, woah that looks nice
Y/n: Ha yeah it's the one meal I can actually cook, you want some?
Nat: Oh definitely what it is?
Y/n: It's spaghetti carbonara, it took me a while to perfect the recipe
You got two bowls of the spaghetti ready and sat next to Nat at the counter, you talked about missions you had both been on and talked to her about your past, and how relieved you were to finally kill Norman, but you felt that the Green Goblin wasn't truly gone
Y/n: So what about you? You got revenge on someone yet?
Nat: No actually but I don't want revenge, I just want to be happy
Y/n: Inner happiness is a tall order you know, a difficult order as well
You both finished your food so you put the bowls and cutlery in the dishwasher
Y/n: Thanks for the chat Nat
Nat: Thanks for the meal Y/n
You walked back to the lab but unknown to you Nat was following close behind, this time she was being sneaky, you got to your lab and started working on your side project, since Carnage hadn't finished with the web stuff. You were currently working on a device that would create portals between two locations, after all you saw it in a game and you wanted it, surprisingly you managed to make the portals but whenever you put something through it, it was fried to a crisp. You decided it was time to call out the spy
Y/n: It seems I have a stalker
Nat: So what are you working on
Y/n: A portal gun, I think it might be time to call in banner
Nat: Well how far have you got with it
You showed her a demonstration by making two portals and throwing and apple through one of them, the apple came out the other side completely scorched
Nat: Well, have you tried something that isn't edible?
Y/n: I guess not
You threw a pencil into a portal and caught it as it came through the other side, it was completely fine
Y/n: Final assessment, objects can go through there but no food or human products as of right now. Thanks Nat
Nat: What made you wanna build this?
Y/n: I played a game with my dad and it had one of these guns, maybe that's why robots were used in the end
You ended up calling Bruce down just to have a look at your device
Bruce: So where is this amazing device then
Y/n: Nat do me a favour and cover his eyes please
She covered his eyes, when he was allowed to see he saw the device
Bruce: Oh no way, is that...? What is that
Y/n: Nat I require your assistance
You used the portal to create two portals, Natasha then threw a camera through it, you caught it from the other portal, took a photo of the three of you and sent it through the other portal to which Nat caught it and showed the photo, which had a certain red photobomber
Y/n: I made a portal gun, but don't put food, people, or anything living in there
Bruce: Why?
Y/n: Haha, just don't it will be dead
Bruce: Why didn't you just say it was a portal gun?
Y/n: Showmanship Bruce, showmanship
After a long conversation about your portal gun you decided that it was time to drop off Peter's new gear, you had Carnage whip up some web shooters for you as well, that as well as the strength you stole from Green Goblin means that if Carnage and you split up again you'd be able to fend for yourself, you were currently swinging to Peter's apartment, you arrived and knocked on his door, briefcase in hand. But then something unexpected happened, the female living here answered the door, she was hot
Y/n: Hello madam I'm here to see Peter, may I come in?
Female: Oh of course you can, Peter there's someone here for you!
Peter came running out of his room
Peter: Oh hey Y/n, you got that uh... science project ready?
Y/n: Yes Peter, how about we go in your room and I can show you how to set it up
You and Peter walk into his room where you put the briefcase on his bed and open it, he sees the new equipment and looks shocked
Y/n: Told you I could do better
Peter: And you did, so much better
Y/n: Anyway, it's time you get out there and patrol
[To be continued]
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