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By _rosalie_malfoy_

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Welcome dear people, to Wingardium Leviosa - A Harry Potter Chatfic! This is an original HP chatfic by me, b... More

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By _rosalie_malfoy_

Harry Potter has created a group chat.

Harry Potter has added Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, and 5 other people to the chat.

Ginny: ?

Ron: Uhm, bloody Harry, what is this chat?

Fred: Are we planning on glueing Dumbledore's hat so his hair would fall of?

George: Wow.. Fred.. I never thought... YOU WOULD HAVE A SUCH AMAZING IDEA!

Hermione: No.

George: C'mon Mione

Fred: No Hermione just stfu

Hermione: I will tell McGonagall.

Fred and George: YOU WOULDN'T

Hermione: OH, yes, yes, I will do it if you two won't give up on that.

George: brocken

George has left the group chat.

Fred: HERMIONE!!

Fred has left the chat.

Harry: Hey folks, I am he---

Hermione: Oh no.. I have to stop them

Harry: What the-

Harry: What happened while I fed Albus?

Ron: Hermione decided this will be a dull and boring group chat

Hermione: Ronald Weasley! I am just doing my job as a prefect, as you should too!

Ron: Ex-prefect

Hermione: Ugh, then Minister of Magic! Is that better?

Ron: We just wanted to have some fun.. Jeez

Harry: STOP Y'ALL

Hermione: Harry! Tell them this isn't right!

Harry: What isn't-  AGH OKAY I WILL READ BACK THE MESSAGES

Hermione: Great, as you should!

Harry: I read them. What's the problem?

Hermione: HARRY THE TWINS LITERALLY WANTED TO GLUE DUMBLEDORE'S HAT TO HIS HEAD

Harry: And?

Ron: LMAO

Hermione: .

Ron: Oh, uh, Harry?

Harry: Yeah?

Ron: run.

Harry: ?

Hermione: I expected you to be angry Harry!

Harry: Oh. Uhm, sorry for disappointing I guess-

Hermione: Oh gosh, boys...

Ron: Oh gosh, girls...

Hermione has been kicked from the group chat.

Hermione has been added back to the group chat.

Hermione: NOW WHO WAS THAT? RON

Ron: HERMIONE I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME

Ron: I ADDED YOU BACK

Harry: Guys chill, I am admin, I can check

Hermione: Why am I not admin?

Harry: Hermione, forget about that

Hermione: But-

Harry: AHHA! You got some explaining to do here, Malfoy..

Hermione: You added Malfoy? THAT Malfoy? Draco Malfoy? The racist-

Draco: YES HE ADDED ME BRUH

Harry: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY  chill

Hermione: .... Why?

Harry: C'mon Hermione. WE ALL know he is pure chaos and we need that here

Hermione: You* Never me!

Ron: You always miss out the fun Hermione

Hermione: I am just thinking like an adult, as you all should!

Ginny: What the cheese burger has happened here

Hermione: ?*

Ginny: .

Hermione The boys wanted to glue Dumbledore's hat to his head so his hair would fall out!

Ginny: Oh, sounds fun! I am in! :D

Hermione: .

Hermione has left the chat.

Ron: I mean, maybe it is better like this.. -

Hermione teleported back to the group chat.

Hermione: What was that, my dearest husband?

Ron has left the chat.

Draco: And I AM pure chaos?

Harry: I didn't think this would happen lmfao

Harry: Anyway

Harry has kicked Hermione from the group chat.

Harry made the kicks and adding backs visible to everyone.

Harry Potter has added Fred Weasley and George Weasley to the group chat.

Fred and George: Harry!

Fred and George: Our dearest friend!

Fred and George: The glorious chosen one!

Fred and George: Moral man!

Fred: Want a candy in exchange for your glorious deeds?

George: It tastes like Ginny!

Fred: ..

George: GINNY'S PARFUME OFC

Ginny: .

Ginny: And these are my brothers.

Ginny has added Hermione to the group chat.

Hermione: BOYS I SWEAR I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO MCGONAGALL-

Harry has kicked Hermione and Ginny from the group chat.

Harry: Now where is that candy?

Fred and George: here

Harry: UIOOOO-

Harry: GULP YUMMY

Fred: 3

George: 2

Fred and George: 1

Harry: HADHAKDDHADFhfiHAL

Fred: Told ya

George: I knew it!

Harry has kicked Fred and George from the group chat.



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