Peter
Could one possible get a 7 inch long gash on there leg from falling down a flight of stairs
Dr. Green
No?
Peter
Well then I got nothing
Sprinkles
Omfg
What did you do
Peter
That's what I'm trying to figure out right now
Sprinkles
I swear if you don't tell me what happened I will make your leg a Capri sun
Bob can't build it
I'm pretty sure you can't do that
Sprinkles
Anything can be a Capri sun if you try hard enough
Mom
Your not wrong
The crunkle
Bucket
Red
Your children are scary
Dad
Good
Dr.green
Is no one else concerned about Peter
Sprinkles
I AM
I AM ON MY WAY
is aunt may home
Peter
No she's working tonight
Sprinkles
Mk
Give me like 5 minutes
Peter
It takes 15 minutes to get here
What laws are you gonna break to get here
Sprinkles
Like all of them
They don't call me a hazard to society for nothing
Now don't text me imma drive
Bird brain
AGAIN
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU KIDS AND GETTING HURT
AT 2 IN THE MORNING
Sprinkles
We ride at dawn bitches
Peter
We can be very problematic
Old man
We can tell
Violet
Why can't me and dash have a motorcycle
Dash
Ya why not
Bob can't build it
Because I don't trust you two
—with the avengers in real time—
"Wanda you can move things with your mind and Pietro you can move at the speed of sound" Tony deadpaned at the two super powered teens.
"Doesn't mean we can't have one Stark" Wanda pointed.
—back in the chat—
Bird brain
Just because you all can't sleep
Doesn't mean the rest of can't sleep
I like my sleep
Dad
I'll fix that
Bird brain
I don't like that
I can hear you
Get out of my room
I don't ysshvgsvgabnw
Dad
He's asleep now
Old man
Did you knock him unconscious
Dad
Me!?
Never
Mom
I can hear the eye roll from here
Dad
But he's alseep right now
He got what he wanted
Peter
This is chaos
I would know
Me and sprinkles are agents of chaos
Her words not mine
Bob can't build it
She would say that
Peter
I might get killed
I hear something at my window
It's trying to get in
Dad
Arm yourself with something
Peter
I have a lamp
Now when I hit it I can now say
'You need to brighten up'
It will be gold
ITS OPENING THE WINDOW
I HIT IT
Bob can't build it
What is it
Peter
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
dr.green
Are you ok?
Peter
IT WAS SPRINKLES
I HIT HER WITH A LAMP
SHES UNCONSCIOUS
Omg she's gonna kill me
I need to write my will
If the blood loss Doesn't kill me she will
Mom
Calm down she probably won't kill you
Sprinkles
I'm gonna kill you
Mom
Never mind
Peter
Sprinkles are you ok
Sprinkles
Totally why
Peter
Your head is bleeding
The crunkle
HOW HARD DID YOU HIT HER
Peter
Kinda hard
Dr.green
Sprinkles are you ok
Sprinkles
Oh ya totally
This is not the worst thing to happen
Mom
Explain
Sprinkles
I've eaten a tide pod get on my level
Peter
So have I
Old man
What is wrong with this generation
Peter
Probably a lot
Sprinkles
I forgot I was here to help you not bleed out
Lemme handle this
Where is extra med kid
Peter
Under the bed
Sprinkles
Got it
Dr.green
I am very concerned on how well you know how to do this
Sprinkles
Well I read a lot of books
I also watch a lot of violent movies
The crunkle
What books are you reading
Sprinkles
Percy Jackson
Oh shit
Peter passed out
I got to go
I need to handle this
Mom
Bye don't kill him
Sprinkles
I make no promises
A/N
Was able to squeeze this in.
Thank you for all the nice comments by the way they really make my day!
Also would you be interested in like an Origin story of how venom met Alex. Cuz we know how Eddie met Venom, but we don't really know much about Alex's past.
Just lemme know if you would like this soon!
Have a great day.