skirts 《lashton au》

By hemmingsirwie

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“why are you wearing a skirt?” “because i’m fabulous” “you’re a boy.” “a fabulous boy that still skates bette... More

01. dude (looks like a lady)
02. he wears short skirts
03. you make me waanna die
04. purrfect
ashtons outfits
05. you'd have me down, down, down on my knees
oHH SHIT

06. did an hour at the batting cage

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By hemmingsirwie

OKAY SO THIS IS PRETTY IMPORTANT SO READ THIS
Me, lukeslyrics , and iCheeseYou have a band and we need a drummer and a like a kick ass guitarist so if you wanna join pm one of us and we'll go from there bUT pls do it because like banding how fun.

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"oh my god, luke. it's like a dream come true. i never thought a guy would propose to me so perfectly."

"what the hell are you talking about?"
luke grumbles, probably annoyed that he has to crouch down to hear me over the noise.

serves him right for being a giant.

"well you obviously want to marry me because you brought me here."

i look around in excitement, wondering what we should do first.

"what do you wanna do first? i think we should do something outside before it gets dark then come back inside and explore the arcade. what do think?" i turn to look up at him only to find he's wandered off.

i scan the rather small crowd for the blonde sasquatch. i frown, not spotting him anywhere. there's only other option considering walking around requires too much effort.

i cross my arms across my chest before sucking in the deepest breath i can. "lu-!"

my eyes fly open as a hand clamps over my mouth, silencing the scream that was about to leave my lips. luke stands in front of me with a stern look on his face. he shakes his head, not moving his hand from my mouth as he drags me to wherever he was before.

he stops in front of a change machine. i keep quiet as he does whatever he wants. he grumbles to himself as he casually pulls out a 100 dollar bill, something along the lines of "stupid pretty boys, stupid damn skirts."

he inserts the bill in the machine and five 20 dollars bills come out in exchange. he pockets the money and nods towards the doors to outside.

(awkwardly transitions to third person)

once their outside, ashton drags luke towards the go karts before the taller boy has a chance to see what's outdoors. the smaller of the two is rambling about mario kart and he's got an excited child like glint in his eye as he steps in line.

luke stares at the boy with a fond expression, a small smile gracing his lips. ashton fails to notice the look as he continues to grow more and more excited for the race every time the line gets shorter. when it's finally their turn to go in he's directed to a kart towards the middle. his legs make it quite the struggle to be seated properly. he looks around until he spots ashton a few karts ahead, smile threatening to break his face.

luke smiles. ashton wins the race. luke tried to catch up but he got too distracted with watching the other boy. his curls blowing back in the wind and the way his tongue poked out in concentration.

ashton looks wind blown and so beautiful it makes luke's heart ache a bit when he steps off the track to see the boy eyeing the batting cages with a child like predatory gaze.

the blond boy smirks, catching up to the boy exiting the track. he grabs ashton's wrist, pulling him towards the counter where you get equipment for outside games.

he clears his throat to gain attention of the worker browsing her phone. the girl behind the counter looks annoyed that someone would interrupt her until her eyes land on luke.

"what can i help you with, cutie?" she asks, leaning over the counter. her nonexistent chest is on full display.

"i just need two helmets and a bat for the batting cages." he requests, "also change for a five in quarters."

she nods, disappearing into the rows of equipment behind her. luke turns to ashton, the smaller boy crosses his arms. he pops his hip to the side and taps his foot impatiently. the tiny smile teasing the corner of his lips suggests he's joking. the girl returns with two helmets and a bat and slides them across the counter. she pulls a handful of quarters out of her apron pocket and dumps them in luke's extended hand.

he tosses a five dollar bill on the counter in front of her and grabs a helmet. he turns to ashton with a grin.

"here you are your majesty." he kneels before ashton, presenting the helmet like a crown. ashton laughs, grabbing the helmet and placing it on his head.

"thank you, my good man." he curtsies in gratitude. he has that same dopey smile on his face and luke is dying.

luke turns back to the girl and grabs his own helmet and the bat. "thanks."

before he can walk away she tries to get his attention. "is there anything else i can do for you?" she's trying to be seductive but she looks constipated.

luke hopes for her sake that she doesn't do this often because he feels embarrassed for her.

he grins, leaning closer to her. "anything?" he asks, just as suggestive as her.

she nods eagerly, biting her lip.

"stop being a hoe." he enunciates each word clearly and he laughs when her mouth gapes.

"luke!!" ashton smacks his arm, gaping at him too.

"c'mon babe, let's go." he laughs, wrapping an arm around ashton, leading him to the batting cages. he fails to notice the blush that coats ashton's cheeks at the name.

"you can't just go around calling people hoes, even though she was one, but still!" he scalds.

luke doesn't even attempt to dull his grin. "shh. time to bat!"

he pulls a few quarters out of his pocket and inserts them into the ball machine. he hands ashton the bat and pats his helmet.

"alright, go get 'em tiger!" he watches as ashton stumbles into the batting cage.

when the first drive the ball start shooting out, the smaller boy shies away from all the balls.

he inserts another handful of quarters into the machine. when it's safe, he puts on his own helmet and walks into the cage.

ashton looks at him confused. luke hesitantly walks up to the skirted boy. he slowly wraps his arms around ashton and places his hands over the smaller ones on the bat.

ashton turns to look at him over his shoulder. he giggles when their helmets clank together and shrugs. turning to face front again. luke smiles to himself. he uses his legs to spread ashton's legs further apart.

"square your shoulder's and stick out your booty." he commands. ashton obeys.

he moves the bat in their hands a few times, showing him how to swing and steps back. "okay."

he laughs at how ridiculous ashton looks with his bum stuck out in a strange angle and his shoulders squared as he gets ready to hit the first ball.

he frowns when the boy misses the first one then the second. when the third ball flies out ashton swings and knocks it hard as he can. it sails and he screams, dropping the bat and running towards luke.

"nice! it wasn't so hard was it?" luke smiles as ashton does a small victory dance.

"pfft! hard? im the master." ashton scoffs, looking offended that luke would think anything else.

"master, eh?" when ashton nods luke pulls quaters from his pocket and hands them to ashton. "go put these in, I'll show you a master."

ashton rolls his eyes but does as told. luke gets in place. he doesn't miss a single ball and ashton wants to slap him.

"who's your master now?" he grins cockily when he exits the cage.

"oh shut up." ashton groans,"take me inside, i wanna play arcade games."

"who's the master?"

"i'm not doing this."

"who's the master?"

"luke. i swear to god."

"swear what? that i'm the master?"

"whatever tickles your fancy." ashton rolls his eyes.

"i'll take it." luke nods. he follows ashton back to the girl at the counter to return the bat and helmets. she glares at them the entire exchange.

she gets even more agitated when the two boys start fixing each others helmet hair.

after taking way too long because luke is so very concerned about his hair, they finally enter the arcade.

"i hope you plan on winning a bunch of tickets." ashton remarks as he stares in wonder at all the machines. luke stares at ashton, watching the games create twinkles in his eyes.

"i do now."

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OKAY SO LIKE IF YOU DIDNT READ THE A/N at thE TOP DO IT NOW

their outfits are the same so i put a picture of me at the top.

sorry this is so boring the cute parts are in the next chapter. i thought they would be in this one but apparently not. tHEY ARE FOREVER IN THIS PLACEBJESUS.

hOW ARE YOU ALL? im dOING A LAST MINUTE PROJECT YAY

i feel like my writing keeps getting worse and it's making me sad because like i love to write but im horrible at it.

sorry about this chapter and all the mistakes if there are any

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