- I dare Merida to be lovey dovey with Hiccup!
~ • ~
Merida: Me? Be lovey dovey? With Hiccup? Nope.
Jack: Hey, you guys made love once.
Merida: *slaps Jack*
Jack: Ow!
Merida: We were just makin' noise, remember?
Rapunzel: So, you guys really did cheat! Unfair!
Elsa: Well, Hiccup's asleep right now, so.. you can start by kissing him awake or something..
Jack: I don't see the problem, really. I mean, he's your boyfriend after all.. *nudges Merida's shoulder*
Merida: He's not mah..
Jackunzelsa: *crosses arms* *raises brows*
Merida: W-we never went steady!
Elsa: Suuure..
Rapunzel: Don't worry! We won't film anything. *hides camera*
Merida: *sighs* *puts on determined face* Aye, a dare's a dare.
~ • ~
Hiccup: *snores loudly*
Merida: Oh Hiccy! *sneaks behind Hiccup*
Hiccup: *snores*
Merida: *climbs on top of him* Wake up, pumpkin pie!
Hiccup: *wakes up* *yawns* Oh hey, Mer.. watcha.. um.. doing..?
Merida: Nothin', just waking up mi prince charming. *smiles*
Hiccup: Prince what now?
Merida: *kisses Hiccup*
Hiccup: *widens eyes*
Merida: It's a good mornin' kiss, creampuff!
Hiccup: But it's.. *glances at alarm clock* --three in the afternoon.
Merida: Then, it's a good afternoon kiss, then! *giggles*
Hiccup: *laughs awkwardly* Okay then.. *sits up* uhm.. what's with all.. *gestures to all of Merida* this..?
Merida: *sweats*Uhm, uh.. what do ye mean? This is what girlfriends and boyfriends do, don't they? *winks at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *blushes* *sweats* B-boyfriend and--?
Merida: Hush now, creampuff! Whatcha gon' do today?
Hiccup: I was just about to go give Toothless his afternoon flying. Wanna come with?
Merida: Not really. No. *jumps off Hiccup's bed*
Hiccup: Oh.. kay..
Jackunzelsa: *lifts up tile from under the floor* Pssst!
Merida: *sees Jackunzelsa* What the--?
Jack: *shows Merida the fanmail*
Merida: *sighs in annoyance* Aye, aye. *marches back to Hiccup*
Merida: Uhm, Hiccup, about that afternoon flying..
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Hiccup: *riding Hiccup* Okay, bud, Merida's tagging along, so be nice to her, alright?
Toothless: *growls*
Hiccup: Thanks, bud!
Toothless: *raises upper eye muscle*
Hiccup: Okay, Mer. Come on! *holds out hand*
Merida: *rides on Toothless* *hugs Hiccup*
Toothless: *growls*
Hiccup: Bud.
Toothless: *puppy eyes*
Hiccup: Here we go!
~ and so mericcup wooshes into the woods to grandmother's house! *clears throat* I mean, sky ~
~ insert romantic flight scene ~
~ • ~
Jack: Does Red still remember this is just a dare?
Rapunzel: Probably not.
Jack: So.. you girls wanna go to the mall or something?
Rapunzel: Sure!
Elsa: I'll prepare the wigs!
Jack: Billy. The cameras. *snickers*
~ • ~
Hiccup: Guys, we're baaack!
Merida: Huh.. no one's home..
Hiccup: Um.. you know. We could take advantage of the situation, you know? What do you say..?
Merida: *raises hand to slap Hiccup*
Hiccup: *readies self for death*
Merida: *remembers dare* *softly caresses Hiccup's cheek instead* *dying inside* *gritting teeth while smiling*
Hiccup: ...
Hiccup: So, is that a yes..?
Merida: Oooooof c-course, honey..!
Hiccup: Awesome! *carries Merida bridal style*
Merida: *holds onto Hiccup* *prays to self* please don't let this lead to where i think it's headed . . .
Hiccup: *walks to kitchen* *gently puts Merida down*
Merida: Uh.. what are we gonna do..?
Hiccup: *tiptoes to the fridge* *opens fridge* Pssst, there are cream puffs over here! And, Punzie's cookies!
Merida: You had me at tiptoes, Haddock!
Merida: *snuggles with Hiccup* *kisses Hiccup's neck*
Hiccup: *grinning like a goof*
Merida: You are the best boyfriend in the world.
Hiccup: Is.. that what we are now..?
Merida: Aye. Not really, this whole new me is just a dare.
Hiccup: *heart shatters into a million pieces* W-w-w-w-w-w-what..?
Merida: Now, let's dig in, shall we?!
Hiccup: You go ahead.. I just lost my appetite.
Merida: *shrugs* Your loss.
Hiccup: *walks away* *snot falls on mouth*
Hiccup: Ask and dare us..