RUBY POV:
Oh-Em-Gee! I can't believe I'm FINALLY going to school properly. Maybe I won't be as dumb anymore. I'm still so nervous...I'm gonna meet so many new people. I doubt I'm gonna make actual real friends. My skeleton body pillow is losing interest in me... But I can still try. I hope I find a REAL skeleton boyfriend. Maybe a boyfriend with flesh and organs. Maybe sanity.