❱ 𝗁𝗍𝗍𝗉:˚♡ 𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔧𝔞𝔥
₍ 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 ˗ˏˋ 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘆 ˎˊ˗
' he definitely said these things '
elijah: *screams*
felix: *screams louder to assert dominance*
seungmin: should we do something?
chan, eating popcorn: no, i wanna see who wins this
elijah: i went through a whole character arc during quarantine
elijah: i became more evil if you're curious
chan: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
elijah: i'm going to get worse on purpose
elijah: let's watch sharkboy & lavagirl
felix: okay
elijah: and make out during the scary parts
felix: th-
felix: the scary parts
felix: of sharkboy & lavagirl
han: do you take constructive criticism?
elijah: i only take cash or credit
seungmin: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
chan: seungmin please no
elijah: mistlefoe
chan: please stop encouraging him
felix: please, i'm begging you, go to a doctor
elijah: i'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it
hyunjin: okay truth or dare
elijah: truth
hyunjin: how many hours have you slept this week?
elijah:
elijah: ... dare
hyunjin: go to bed
elijah: i don't like this game
elijah: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween!
jeongin: yeah! locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly
han: man, i only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
elijah: oh, i'm always running
elijah: the question is from what
elijah: i was arrested for being too cool
minho: the charges were dropped for lack of evidence
elijah: you fuckers don't know about my knife stick. it's a knife taped to a stick & it's the ultimate weapon
chan, not looking up from his book: spear
elijah: BLOCKED
elijah, staring out of the window thinking:
felix: he's so beautiful & thoughtful, i wonder what brilliant thoughts are crossing his mind today
elijah: wens-day . . . whens-day . . . weds-ne-day??
chan: our can opener is broken
elijah: so it's a can't opener?
chan:
chan: get out