⊱⋇Y/N POV⋇⊰
"Okay, kiddos, some ground rules."
I looked up from the phone in Wanda's hand. We were currently cuddling on the private jet as we flew to Las Vegas. Tony had his hands on his hips, and I refrained from laughing. What a mum pose.
"I've rented out a casino for a few days, and a hotel, so you guys can drink, but remember, if you do drink, you are not allowed to leave," he continued. "I know that you guys drink at the tower sometimes and I am fine with that, but the law isn't."
"We're breaking the law, Steve!" I yelled.
I heard a grumbly response and grinned to myself.
"I've also disconnected your internet," Tony said. "You can still text each other and us, but no one else. We don't want you guys to get drunk and do something stupid."
"I don't really feel like doing Pietro," I yawned.
Pietro got up and Natasha grabbed the back of his shirt to pull him back down.
Las Vegas, 7:27pm.
⨽Avengers⨼
Y/n
DUDES LOOK AT OUR HOTEL ROOM
Bug
BROOOOO
I WANNA BE THERE
Piepie
rip to u ig
Mr Boss
no boinking in the hotel rooms
Witchyboo❤
BOINKING????
ASDGFTHJUHYTGRF
Y/n
Bold of you to assume we haven't already
Bug
Y/n
HEDBWJKFGEG YOU HAVE A RECATION MEME OF YOURSELF
Samantha
*reaction
Y/n
stfu u fuckn bird i'll pluck you
Samantha
i am afraid
Y/n
good
11:29pm
Y/n
SHINY EVERYWHERE
Witchyboo❤
SO MUCH SHINY
Y/n
THE SHIN
Witchyboo❤
SHIN SHIN
Y/n
SINNNYY
Witchyboo❤
SINNY SIN SHINE
Mr Boss
how much have they had to drink
Archer Man
I TRIED TO STOP THEM
BUT THEN THEY STARTED DOWNING SHOTS
I'M SORRY
Y/n
DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOTS
Witchyboo❤
HELL YEAAA
Archer Man
NOO
2:49am
Bunky
Where's y/n and wanda and pietro
Archer Man
SHIT FUCK I QUIT
PIETRO GRABBED WANDA AND SPED OFF
THEN HE CAME BACK FOR Y/N AND HE RAN INTO A WALL
I FUCKING HATE THIS JOB
Mr Boss
WELL WHERE ARE THEY NOW???
Archer Man
I DONT KNOW
Tasha
you lost my babies
Archer Man
IF THEY'RE YOURS WHY WAS I LOOKING AFTER THEM????
Bruce Ban The Science Man
Fair point.
Barbie
IT IS A SHAME THAT LADIES Y/N AND WANDA CANNOT HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
Samantha
And Pietro
Barbie
OH NO, HE CAN HOLD IT QUITE WELL. HE SIMPLY STOLE MY ENTIRE FLASK OF ASGRADIAN WHISKEY.
Mr Boss
this is a disaster
they're not in the hotel anymore
Tasha
then where the fuck are they???
Piepie
i jsut witnessssedd somthing bueatiful
Archer Man
PIETRO
Mr Boss
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS/??
Y/n
leik thre blooks awya
Mr Boss
come back
Y/n
sory toni but im a marreed wonam now
Tasha
...
Bunky
oh no
Archer Man
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE
Y/n
some miastkes get made
Witchyboo❤
taht's alrihgt
Piepie
tahts okey
Archer Man
NO IT IS NOT
Witchyboo❤
yuo mya think thta yiru in lovveeeee
Y/n
im inloevvee with my WIFEEEEEEEEE
Witchyboo❤
AND IM IN LVOE WTIH MYYYYYNEEEEEEE
Mr Boss
oh my god
Tasha
Did they really get married?
Piepie
yeas
it wsa beuaftiul
Archer Man
FUCK
Bug
look on the bright side
neither of them can be pregnant
Witchyboo❤
Y/n cna we have babie
Y/n
yas
Bunky
thanks for that peter