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⊱⋇Y/N POV⋇⊰

⨽Avengers⨼

2:17am

Y/n

i have a theory

Pietro

what kind of theory

Y/n

about the gayness of the avengers

Scott

??

Y/n

wanna hear it?

Bucky

yes

Y/n

okay okay
Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers?
Bisexual as fuck and secretly dating

Nat

...

Y/n

Tony Stark?
A bisexual mess

Tony

i wouldn't call him a mess...

Y/n

well i would still definitely call him bi
he radiates the energy

Bucky

true

Y/n

natasha romanoff also bi or pan maybe even lesbian
i feel like thor would be bi but lean more towards chicks
spiderman is bi af
I feel like bruce is a little bi
I feel like clint is straight which is kinda lame but whatever who am i to judge
Wanda has got to be a little bit bi or lesbian
pietro i feel is bi idk i get a vibe
sam wilson i feel is straight too idk maybe a little bi
loki is definitely a pansexual disaster you cannot convince me otherwise
i barely know anything about ant man irl rip so imma just stay safe and say bi
i feel like the king of wakanda is pan idk
vision is a robot so im guess pan or maybe even asexual?
yep so that's that

Bucky

im only curious about why you said antman being bi as a safe option

Y/n

do u think i should have said pan?

Bucky

no bi seems safe

Scott

thats... oddly specific

Y/n

i thought of it only like 10 minutes ago and had to tell someone

Peter

i found it funny that you acted like clint and sam being straight was a choice

Y/n

if its a choice just be gay
did you know that the most common cause for abortions is straight couples?
just be gay

Wanda

welp you have me convinced
women are hot 

Y/n

yess
i have corrupted one of the many
i'll get the rest of you

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⋉⋄Peter Parker⋄⋊

2:31am

Y/n

ONLINE WANDA MIGHT BE GAY
I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
BUT IDK IF SHE WAS JOKING OR NOT

Peter

oh awesome!

Y/n

do u think i should ask her out?

Peter

why not?
might as well give it a try right?

Y/n

right
imma do it tomorrow
maybe
bye

Peter

byee