Steve started a private chatroom
Steve invited Tony,Clint,Bruce,Thor
Thor joined
Clint joined
Tony joined
Tony: Bruce said stop adding him to chatrooms unless it's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really important
Clint: damn I wish I could ignore my problems the way I ignored your reallys:(
Tony: you ignored my reallys!!!?????
Thor: (◕ᴗ◕✿)✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧(。•̀ᴗ-)✧(•‿•)(・∀・)◉‿◉。◕‿◕。(✷‿✷)ʘ‿ʘ(θ‿θ)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(◔‿◔)(ʘᴗʘ✿)(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)<( ̄︶ ̄)>(≧▽≦)( ╹▽╹ )(◍•ᴗ•◍)(✯ᴗ✯)ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ(ㆁωㆁ)<( ̄︶ ̄)>^_________^(✿^‿^)( ꈍᴗꈍ)(*'ω`*)(◡ ω ◡)( '◡‿ゝ◡')(。•̀ᴗ-)✧(◠‿◕)(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧(人*'∀`)。*゚+(◠‿・)-☆ I found these
Wade joined
Wade: thor is his joyful self, tony is his anxious self, Clint is...
Wade: Clint is Clint
Steve: how did you join? It was a private one. How did you know the password?
Clint: probably bc your password was 1234
Wade: no his password was protect_bucky_at_all_cost_because_im_with_him_till_the_end_of_the_line_1234
Steve: how did you know?
Wade: it was easy
Steve: no seriously how??????
Wade: you type very slow and you read the password out loud
Steve: damnit
Clint: language
Wade: did the? Omg! I can't- omg I
Thor:🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼😁🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼this hand is pointing from the wrong finger
Tony: oh dear God
Thor: well yes I am a god
Wade: he didn't mean you honey
Clint: i ship
Tony: ffs Clint stop shipping everyone
Thor: where are you shipping us brother Clint?
Steve: even ik what shipping is
Tony: yes after y/n had to yell it to you bc you didn't understand shit
Bruce joined
Bruce: ok so who's crying????? Clint???? Did you break your arrows while trying to make boomerang arrows again?
Tony: boomerang arrows????? Why would you make boomerang arrows
Wade: bc they come back to you
Clint: exactly!!!!!
Steve: yes exactly
Thor: will someone tell banner who's crying before he turns all green and angry and smash and stuff and make lady pepper angry and if lady pepper is angry she'll shout at stark and stark will get all depressive and go hug y/n and Peter and won't leave y/n alone but then I'll need y/n but then I won't so I'll go and hug my brother but he might turn into a snake and stab me for the 37th time so can someone please tell if barton is crying
Steve: I'll just ignore that
Steve: that's why i created the chatroom
Steve: y/n's crying
Tony: what??why??????
Steve:she and Jason broke up
Clint,thor,tony: yesssssss
Bruce: give the girl a break stop shipping her😔
Wade: um yea...y/n's not crying....it's Jason she recorded their call and now she's playing it to me it's hilarious
Tony: remind me to never cry near her
Y/n joined
Y/n: never really liked him🤦
Y/n: went out with him to get over someone
Steve: who?
Y/n: your mom
Steve: my mom is dead and i thought you were straight
Y/n: hey Steve?
Steve: yeah?
Y/n: the museum called they said they're missing a fossil
Y/n left
Steve: that was uncalled for
Tony: she does hate it when we don't understand her pop culture refrence
Clint: I'm going to tell Pietro she's available
Thor: my brother
Tony: peter
Steve: omg guys stop
Steve: wait
Steve: I have to tell Bucky
Tony left
Clint left
Thor left
Steve left
Bruce: seriously give the girl a rest
Bruce left
Wade: so it looks like it's just us
Wade: yes you!
Wade: I'm talking about you
Wade: hello beautiful reader
Wade: this shitty author took ages to update but she's here now after i threatened her
Wade: don't ask me how
Wade: well if you insist
Wade: i put a gun to her head
Wade: there i said it
Wade: but now you my dear have a very important job
Wade: comment down below who you want to end up with since this book is almost coming to an end
Wade: but she's working on a one shot book hopefully she won't be lazy anymore
Wade: and hopefully it won't be shitty like this one
Wade: so I'm going, love you guys byeee
Wade left
Chatroom ended