Hephaestus: New thrones for everyone!
Ares: *excited* Thrones!
Ares' iron throne was upholstered in leather with lots of uncomfortable spikes and barbed wire on the armrests
Ares: I love it! Is this Corinthian leather?
Hephaestus: Mortal skin, actually
Ares: *teary eyed* This is the nicest gift... I- I can't even...