If ACOTAR and TOG ever met:
The idiots: Aelin, Rhys, Fenrys, Cassian
The "nice to meet you!": Elide, Yrene, Feyre, Mor
The "gods, help me handle the idiots": Rowan, Nesta, Feyre, Lorcan
The ones creating chaos over the chaos: AELIN, MANON, CASSIAN, LYSANDRA
The "touch her and I'll kill you" males: Cassian, Rowan, Rhys, Lorcan, Aedion
The "shut up": Manon, Amren, Lorcan
The "let's go home": MANON, AMREN, LORCAN
The literal drunks: Actually, that'll be everyone (except probably Elide and Yrene, even Feyre'll be drunk)