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*Ed and Em sitting in jail together*
Em: So who should we call?
Ed: I'd call Eda, but I feel safer in jail
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Amity: Luz and I don't use pet names.
Willow: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Amity: Honey?
Luz: Yes, dear?
Amity:
Willow: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Ed: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Luz: Wasn't Em with you?
Em: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Eda: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Luz: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
King: Smad.
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Luz, trying to ask Amity out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Eda: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Odalia: I know you snuck out last night, Amity.
Edric: Play dumb!
Amity: Haha, Who's Amity?
Edric: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Luz: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Hooty: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Luz: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Amity: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Luz:
Luz: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Eda: What are your goals?
Luz: To pet all the dogs.
Eda: No, kid, fitness goals.
Luz: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Emira: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Edric: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKIN' STAIRS.
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CROSSOVER
Alex F: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Amity and Nico have been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...