Helix In! Time for another Nostalgia Critic episode!
The Audience and overseers got themselves ready
"Alright, who's ready?" Helix said
The audience were.
"Alright, so since it's halloeve, we're gonna be enjoying Halloween-themed worlds." "And of course, moar of the goat-screaming reviewer." Stella finished for Helix
Tai did his trademark goat scream "HEY!" Which caused a round of laughs.
"See what we mean?" Both Siblings remarked as they had smugs on their faces
Soon the screen comes on but soon a warning comes on. "The review your about to see has a drinking game that MIGHT kill you and or damage your liver. So please drink responsibly."
"Challenge accepted," Qrow said
Many of the other drinkers chuckled as they were gonna drink reasonably.
"You better not join, Tai." Summer chided.
"Join," Raven said
Soon tai is seen smiling as he says his ICONIC line. "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to Nostalgiaween !" A clip from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! where a chainsaw killer cuts off Linus and Lucy's heads and the title "Nostalgia-Ween!" appears.
"Well, that wasn't creepy enough," Yang remarked
Tai chuckles "I bet things will get creepy."
Tai smiles "I figure we will play a little game, simply known as "The Arthur Watts Drinking Game!"
Said mustache man shakes his head "What!?"
"Yeah, you make Horror movies," Stella said to him as she gave him copies of the various Stephen King movies and books
"Ohh, so we're binge-watching now?" Peach asked
The Halloween god chuckles. "And when you're not making horror stories, you make amazing tear-jerking stories."
Watts was sitting there processing and hums with a grin as he looks at his rival. "Well seems I'm very successful."
Pietro sighs at his rivals' success.
"Well, it would seem that you have a fall back career, Arthur." Pietro comments
He chuckles smiling as he looks at the screen.
A title card with the words "The Arthur Watts Drinking Game!" and Arthur Watts head appears over stock footage of an audience applauding; a montage of Arthur Watts and photos from movie adaptations of his literary works appear. Tai's voice over is heard. "Good ol' Arthur Watts. His prose are great, but his stories are crap. He has wonderful setups but disappointing payoffs. He creates some great characters, and fortunately, you get to see them over and over and over again!"
Arthur just stops and looks at Tai. "Explain, Mr. Xiao Long," Arthur said
"What do you mean awful payoffs?" He asked, or rather, demanded
Tai kept silent with a smile as he points to the screen.
It comes back to Tai as he still has a huge smile on his face, "And one of the best ways to see his continuing patterns is to look at the ass-numbingly long TV miniseries IT!" The title screen appears, and footage of It is played. And showed Tim Curry as a CLOWN!
"Huh, it's been a while since I saw that man." Ozpin comments
Qrow smiles "A god among men cause he's!" Tai and summer sing. "A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!" Which caused some laughs.
"Huh." Both Orions said as they researched what he meant.
Tais VO returns over clips of the mini series. "Based on the Stephen King book of the same name, It is another one of those films that loves to succumb to the melodramatic clichés that always seems to make it into every one of his stories. But what really surprises me is how many people say they're actually AFRAID of this movie, and that's why I've invented this drinking game to calm your nerves." Cuts back to the main desk as he holds up a whiskey bottle. "There's a lot of movie to watch, and a lot of booze to drink, so let's take a look."
"Dude, if anything, that should be me doing the drinking game, you can't hold your own after 6 swigs man," Qrow said to Tai.
Tai grumbles as he gets his shot ready.
"First of all, take a shot if your Arthur Watts story takes place in Maine." Then the caption of MAINE is seen. Then it cuts back to Tai powering himself a shot. "Well, that didnt take to long." Before he downs it.
The audience chuckled at that.
"Well, it's simple preference or bias," Ozpin concluded
"Having a preference isn't all that bad." Peach said
Both Qrow and Tai and even a few took a shot.
The movie is seen playing as Tais Vo plays "Yeah, our story takes place in Maine, where everybody has a checkered past, bullies make up most of the population, and cheesy lightning effects reign supreme." A clip of the cheesy lightning effect is shown.
"The story good tho." Stella said
The Halloween god shivered "Until what the girl did with the boys in that sewer."
Stella, confused, promptly checked the internet and as she did so, all the color on her, went out of the window
Helix checked and also, lost color once he looked at it.
It shows a little girl playing as she is SO DEAD. " In this particular town, we come across a girl who sees a rather unusual sight." Soon Tim curry is seen in his clown role of pennywise as he smiles looking friendly and not murdery at all. "HI!" the little girl giggles as Tais voice over returns. "Tim Curry! And if that's not scary enough, it looks like he's coming from the black mass of Ronald McDonald." Camera closeup on the girl as if Pennywise is approaching her before fading to black
The audience became interested in the story and whatever NC has to say[9:20 AM] AirsoftAl01:
The scene returns as police are combing the area and the only black man is seen looking at it.
"So the kid gets murdered, as Mike -- the only black man in Maine -- notices that this is the sixth recent child killing. So he calls up his old childhood friends to let them know what's going on. He starts with Bill, who grew up into the back of a horse's ass." Bill picks up the phone as Mike's voice is heard on the other end.
"This is Mike Hanlon, Bill, from Derry." Then it does an extreme close up as it shows the character having a flashback. "This causes him to have a flashback, which I'm not gonna have you drink to every time it happens, because if you did, you'd be dead in the first 12 minutes." Tai comments
Qrow is seen stopping as he was about to take a shot. ".....What?"
"There's a lot of flashbacks in this one, the movies fixed that one though." Stella said
"And by lot, think of the Dust in those stores you have." Helix said, providing an example for them.
The audience now understood and were surprised by this.
"Good lord, don't put too much backstory!" Tai says to Watts
Watts huffed at that
The scene shows Georgie Denbrough in his brothers bed room as he trys to get attention from his older brother, "Please, Bill? Tell me a story." His brother Bill who's resting in bed simply replays " Go...b-bug somebody else, you little cooty. I don't feel so hot." Then Tais VO returns. "This is Bill as a young man, played by Jonathan Brandis." It cuts back to Tai as a cartoon elephant comes in before Tai yells "PISS OFF!" which the elephant goes. "Hmmm" before going back off screen.
Tai and Qrow along with a few other adults cough abit. "Oh....right"
Some of the audience were confused
The room promptly became silent, especially with the Overseers
The scene from the movie plays out. "He makes his brother Georgie a paper boat for him to sail outside. Thankfully, it's the sunniest rainy day in history, so he can go outside and enjoy it. That is, until the missing member of the Insane Clown Posse comes to join him." Soon good ole penny wise pops up inside a rain gutter as he smiles being as none threatening as possible. "There's cotton candy and rides and all sorts of surprises down here. And balloons, too!"
"Sus." The kids said.
"Hello Pennywise." Helix said
Alastor chuckles "Ah the old clown act."
"Think we should bring him?" Cross asked with a smirk.
"Or at least, in chains?" He clarified
Alastor smiles thinking. "Maybe."
"Always chaotic aren't you," Helix said to Cross. "Well, we are of the same mind, no?" Cross retorts
Bill's brother tilts his head as he asks "Do they float?" To which pennywise replies erotically, "Oh, yes. They float, Georgie. They float." This results in cutting back to Tai as he does his best Tim Curry voice. "I'm getting surprisingly aroused the more I talk about how much they float!"
"Ok, now that's just creepy, also, Im a dinosaur!" Summer said to Tai
This caused a few to laugh, while willow was waving a fan on herself. "Oh Tim, Tim, Tim...if only I had met your younger self."
"You into him?" Glynda asked
Willow looks at her fellow Milf, "Do you not hear that voice that can make women puddy in his hands and men question their sexuality!"
Glynda hears it again "Ok, you have a point." She admitted.
The audience then focused their attention to the screen
Soon pennywise declares. "YOU'LL FLOAT, TOO! " He grabs Georgie's arm and pulls on it, to which Georgie screams in pain as we see Pennywise's scary face, hissing. The scenery dissolves to a bunch of flowers on top of a casket. Then Tais VO comes back to convey more of the plot. "So the kid gets eaten by a sloppy dissolve effect as his sad brother goes into his room feeling responsible. And it's fair to point out that this is actually a creepy scene here."
"Movie remake did improve the scene." Helix said.
"And by creepy, its the book isn't it?" Stella deadpanned
Georgie in the black-and-white photo winks at him; this scares Bill, as he tosses the book aside. The book starts flipping random pages on its own right to the page with Georgie's photo on it. Blood starts to ooze out from behind the photo.
Tai couldnt help himself. "Oh look it's the books time of the month."
Some of the guys laughed, while some stayed silent, and the girls, others liked the joke, others, not so much. "I expected Qrow to say that but not you." Winter said to Taiyang
Tai just shrugs as he smiles.
"The book starts to have its time of the month when Bill calls for his folks to see it, but the parents surprisingly don't seem to see the blood on the book." Tais vo explains as Bill's dad looks at his son. " What were you doing in Georgie's room? " Bill shook his head, "N-Nothing. Dad, listen!" Only for his father to cut him off. "I don't want you ever coming in here again, son. Do you understand?"
"Uhm, isnt that technically a good way to cope?" Oliver asked
A few nods. "Yeah like...what the hell, hes just mourning for his little bro" Marrow spoke up.
"Let him be in the roon then he'll have peace once he comes out." Oliver added. "My brother has a point." Orianna said
"So, how long was it Pennywise is there?" Ruby asked
"For a long time, he usually comes out every 27 years." Stella said."Why that long of a time again?" Ruby asked.
"Because he likes to feed and rest before coming out." Yang reminded Ruby.
"Ah ok." Ruby said
Then Critic decides to do his thing. "How dare you try and mourn the loss of your only brother!?" Critic mimicked, followed by a slap to the camera, with an effect of said slap present.
"Cutting back to the present, as grown-up Bill decides it's time to go back to Maine." Critic narrates as Bill is now back from being a kid to a glasses-wearing adult as his spouse is seen next. "Leave? Have you lost your mind? We have a movie to make!" The wife comments as Bill is seen with a suitcase ready. "They can replace me." He replies. Then back to Critic.
"Yeah, if I saw Tim Curry in a clown suit, I'd leave production too." He admitted
A few chuckles. "To be fair, it is Tim Curry," Taiyang added.
"Fair, also, did that slap happen in the show or he's just holding his cheek?" Oscar asked
Tai shakes his head. "Nah just for comic effect of how extreme this guy is taking it."
"Ah ok." oscar replies
Tai's voice-over soon cuts in. "Oh, by the way, just to avoid future disappointment, let's take an early shot for a supernatural creature who's never given an explanation of exactly what it is or where exactly it came from." Cuts back to Tai taking a shot as he exclaims "Oooooh that's a good letdown !"
Qrow and Tai already took their shots along with a few others which include raven, elm, and even marrow who were doing beer shots and not anything strong.
"Yeah, the 2nd movie remake sorta explained it," Stella said as she and Helix downed a shot, because they might as well.
Watt's eyebrows twitch as he grumbles. "You just dont understand my genius."
While Jaune sighs faceplaming before he breaths. "Well, hopefully, it isnt anything stupid like a huge spider."
The Overseers gave each other a knowing look.
"If it's a huge turtle, I won't complain." Summer said.
Soon a scene of a man is seen with a rather attractive woman as they get ready for some evening activities. "Meanwhile, we cut to another childhood friend named Ben, played by John Ritter." Tais VO explains as Ben kisses the woman as he says. "Would you believe I used to be fat?" The woman kisses back as she says. "I bet you were real cute." He nods and kisses her neck now. "No, not just fat, but a regular butterball. "You bet your fern, I was." We used to say that as kids. "You bet your fern." But I was F-A-T."
The woman says in lustful fueled voice, "Nooo." Ben nods, "yes"
"I can't tell which one looks better, the one here or the one in the remake ngl." Summer comments
Tai in the audience much like his onscreen counter part had to do the fat joke as he rubs his upper body and imitated a womans voice as he says. "Ohh, fat kids are hot. Tell me about your boy tits!"
The women took a liking to the joke while some, not so much.
"That sounds like NTR." Neon comments.
"Calm down Neon." Helix chided.
"Alright Heli." Neon said.
Then as Ben and the woman were about to make out, a phone rings out as Ben picks it up. "Hello?" He asks. "Haystack? It's me, Mike." Mike speaks through the phone as an intense flashback happens "Your dead, Fat boy." A voice calls out.
Qrow was about to take a shot only to be stopped by Raven. "No, you are NOT taking a shot at every flashback."
"But it's excessive!" Qrow counters.
Raven pointed a finger at her brother. "No! You will be a man and follow the rules of the drinking game." Yang just stared at the screen along with the others.
"Ok, how many flashbacks are there in this movie" Jaune corrected her Mini series." Yang continued, "Like what's next? A movie where machines come to life and their leader is a truck with a face! Or evil corn!?" Watts seems to be taking notes on such ideas.
"Can't you have a Terminator movie or a Godzilla one?" Oliver asked.
"You have those?" Tai asked. "It's a bit classified, but all I can say, we found copies," Oliver said
"But for Godzilla, I can say that it's Inazuma-made," Oliver said
A few nods as their curiosity was peaked.
Soon tai is heard chuckling as he says in a VO "OK, these flashback transitions are getting a little silly." audio from Wayne's World is played as camera zooms up on Ben " Extreme Closeup! Whoa!"
The audience giggled at that
Well, he's certainly bashing Watts." Hazel said. "Oh, this is entertaining, right Morrow?" Peach asks her sniper partner. "It is..." Came the reply.
Adult Ben looks tense as his woman looks at him. "Ben, IT'S come back!" Mike says on the phone. "Ritter says no to his hoe-on-the-go as he sits atop a tall building and ponders his past about being the new kid." Critic says as Ben rejects his prostitute and sits atop a building
Ruby spoke up. "Ok is it me or are people always seem to be sitting on top of buildings whenever they're in deep thought or trying to look like batman."
"The answer is both of them," Oliver said.
"Perhaps it adds more weight to their thinking," Orianna asked as she realigns her costume
Tai chuckles. "Yeah no, sorry but only BATMAN can pull that off."
"You're not wrong." Orianna said to Taiyang
The camera cuts to kid Ben who was fat and is currently introducing himself"Welcome to Derry." The teacher says to Ben to which replies "Thank you Miss, and while that was going, three bullies with edgelord cuts look at him with disdain. "What a Porker." The 1st bully said
Velvet raised an eyebrow. "I'm sorry but he really isnt that fat...I mean hes large sure but not like huge."
"Just a little bit, but not that much," Coco added
Fox who is dressed like ken from street fighter 2 nods. "Indeed."
"Wait, when did you get here, Fox?" Coco asked
He looks at his team leader. "I've been here." Yamamoto looks with raised eyebrows. "Wow...they treated him like the Jewish kid in the it remake."
"Damn." Both Orion siblings said as Helix took another shot.
The teacher sees this and says with a passive-aggressive voice. "Henry Bowers. You will stay for one hour after school every day this week. Now, report to the principal's office." The main bully stands up to leave before pointing at young ben. "You're dead, fat boy." Tai dubs for Miss Douglas in a snooty voice "Hmm, that I'm going to allow. Threatening his life is okay, but calling him a porker is simply going too far!"
"Beacon Teachers in a nutshell." Prime Jaune said
Most if not all parents were now giving dead pan stares at Ozpin and the other teachers. Minus Glynda as she chuckles
"Really?" Both Oliver and Orianna asked the Teachers there
"Well, at the time we thought it would work, but now, we are in need of changing things," Glynda said
Ozpin is just SIPPING His warm cider.
The parents and foreigners look at them with suspicion, before relenting their sus
"Soon enough, Ben meets a girl named Beverly, and they seem to hit off really good, but the chorus from Grease had other ideas." Critic states as Ben is seen getting jumped by the three bullies as Henry pulls out a pocket knife. "I wanna make sure you remember my name." Henry threatens
"I'll remember Henry, I'll remember!" Ben says quickly as Henry doesn't buy it.
"How am I gonna make sure huh?" He says as he's about to do his thing.
A few adults took offense to that. "Please! Please! Jaune tell me you're not getting bullied like that !" His mother asks as she is now in protective tiger mom mode.
"I was bullied yes, but not to the point, where I'm about to get shanked." Jaune said to his ma
Ghira has Blake by the shoulders looking at her. "I know o shouldn't worry, but did anyone try to hurt you little kitten."
Blake simply points to her bow. "Sometimes, I feel dumb that I didnt notice that." Yang said to herself
As for the adorable little tiger, he has not only his mother's but also his den mother kali and ALSO the very large and very protective wolve lady. As Glynda speaks up. "If I find anyone attempting to stab of even carve a child i will intervene." James nods.
"Praise." Glynda and Oliver said "Our father will go full Inazuman Dad on the poor sod, and later to us for a lesson." Orianna said as she downed her sake.
Tai's voice-over returns as he gives another point. "Oh! I almost forgot! Take a shot for the one-dimensional bullies that have no development or redeemable qualities whatsoever!" Then it cuts back to regular Tai as he prepares the shot.
"Silly me. I thought I came across one that had some form of humanity." He takes a shot "Now... " Shakes his head straight from the effects of the alcohol.
"He's feeling it," Qrow says as he downs a shot.
Tai downs his shot as he laughs. "Ha! I'm still good! This movie will never beat me!"
"We'll see about that!" Summer added,
"So he loses the Bullies and comes across the kids from Stand By Me- I mean, his classroom, and of course they become good friends, which doesnt help smooth things over with his step-family." Tai's coice actor comes in as it showed Ben escaping, meeting up with the Losers and back to his step family as his step-bro walks into his bedroom.
"Let me guess, stepfamily, hates him," Oliver asked
The audience looked at Watts for answers
Watts simply scoffs. "Its symbolic." He states as from his perspective none of these plebeians could understand his genius.
"Your loss," Oliver replies
Ben's young cousin soon grabs the poem ben was writing and yells out. "Hey, Mom, listen to this! Benny's in love!" Ben then grabs his cousin to get his poem back. "Give that back!" He orders as he punches his cousin, particularly on the spine. "Ow! Mom! Mom!" Ben's aunt comes in and yells "Stop that! " as she attempts to separate the two boys, "Benjamin Hanscom, stop that immediately, you young ruffian!"
His cousin soon separates before yelling, " I hate you! You're only here because Mom says it's our Christian duty!"
"Ouch." The audience said
Battle nun Ilia dressed in a very SEXY nun outfit scoffs. "Aye is the duty to care for ones family, but you are to do it which does not split the family further."
The audience sighed at Ilia's fanatical antics.
"Hey, take a shot for a heavy-handed slap against Conservative fundamentalists." Tai's VO says as a buzzer with a red X blares out. "What? That doesn't count!? Well, surely there's gotta be some over-blown whine-fest against Christianity!" He asked as another buzz blares, to which Tai pours the liquor back to the bottle.
"Oh alright, I'll have to read another one of your stories to prove that religion is evil!" he says as he sets down the liquor and shot glass.
Watts nods "Indeed, look no further then the good sister Ilia or even that deranged scorpion."
The audience looked at the two. "I mean, you're not wrong, but we sorta disagree on that. the audience said to Watts
Watts just gives a snooty Harumpf.
"So Ben comes across some sort of sewer entrance, where the evil clown is waiting for him." Tai's VO says as Ben comes across his dad in an Air Force uniform waving at him with an array of balloons.
Ruby soon points out. "Oh that isnt evil at all."
"Yeap, how not-evil is that." Yang joined in.
"Come here, son, You'll love it down there!" The dad says "You'll never have to grow up/You'll float." Both the dad and Pennywise said as Ben takes a closer look. "Daddy?" Ben asks. "Yes, my dear. Would I lie?" The screen changes to King Roland/Dark Helmet from Spaceballs to come in for some reason.
Qrow chuckles. "The eye roll just screams your an idiot!" Winter looks with shock.
"Wait is that..." she looks closer, "That's Klein! He's an actor !"
"Wait What!?" Weiss asked as she was shocked by this.
Willow just sips her tea. "Yes our lovely butler has had some theater experience under his belt...has he never told you?"
"He didn't." Weiss said to her mother.
Willow just shrugs as she enjoys the review, while Blake just sighs. "Oh yeah sure if my dead father just showed up out of no where holding balloons saying I'll float I'D SO BELIEVE HE WAS ALIVE AGAIN!" Blake says before face palming.
"Here's an idea, throw a rock at him to see if you're just seeing things or they're real." Prime Jaune said.
John gave a so-so to his sons idea.
Nora yells "I'm a bop it on the snoot !"
Ren thought about it, but decided, it seemed like a nice idea.
Then it changes from the dad to Pennywise as he points at Ben.
"So the clown doesn't really...hurt him or anything. He just sorts of points at him and calls him fat. What a jerk." Tai Critic said as Pennywise does what Critic said and subsequently vanishes, leaving Ben in shock. "But we cut to yet another childhood friend who gets a call: Beverly, who's hitting the sack with a co-worker in the '90s who's so successful, that his mullet is almost reaching his knees." Tai Critic said as it now cuts to adult Beverly with her co-worker, Tom Rogan.
John Arc huffs, "Hey! The mullet is a good hairstyle! And it will make a comeback!" His wife just shakes her head. "No...no....just no."
"It'll be a while before that comes back." Bandit said. "And that's a big if." He added
However blake was looking at the woman then back to her mother as the actress on screen was infact kali, "Mom...your....an actress!?"
Kali chuckles "Oh did play with the idea of acting back in the day, but sadly never really followed on it."
Blake slightly pouts at that
"I gotta go to Maine. That was Mike Hanlon on the phone. Do you remember the call at work today? He's an old dear friend. I have to-" Whatever Beverly was about to say next, she got slapped in the face by her co-worker/paramour.
Ghira growls a bit.
Kali pouts at that, displeased on getting slapped.
Port looks not amused. "Real men shall never strike a woman! Unless she is attempting to kill you!"
"If she's gonna kill you, fair game, I suppose?" Neptune asks
He nods. While khan looks at the screen then facepalm. "Please tell me her character isnt what I think her character is."
"Oh, yeah, I forgot. Everybody in an Arthur Watts story is a JACKASS except for the insecure poet and/or loser. I think that calls for another shot."Tai said as he downed another shot. "Why are you all spinning?" He asks
Tai chuckles. "I'm not a lightweight!" He yells before being prop up by Summer who just sighs and Elm laughs. "Please I'm not even buzzed!" She soon hic as she blushes out of embarrassment.
"I always knew you were a lightweight," Qrow said to himself.
"Wanna write something on his face?" Clover asked[11:32 AM] AirsoftAl01: Qrow shakes his head. "Nah that's childs play....no we will need somthing...more devilish."
"Whatchu got?" Clover asked
Qrow just grins while he watches the review.
" You get into bed." The Co-worker said as Beverly began to throw a variety of makeup bottles. "No!" She cried out as she kept throwing the bottles at him. "Then maybe you can leave this house in two-" Tom was now interrupted by Bev's cries.
"NO!" She cried out again. "-days, instead of two weeks!" Tom finished "Not ever, ever, ever again!" She yelled as she throws a canister that hits him in the forehead, with the Bionic Woman's sound effect playing out.
Kali laughs, "Oh I'm much worse, he got off lucky." Ghira was sweating bullets as he moved away from his very beautiful, but very VERY crazy wife.
"Did you just marry a Yandere?" Qrow asked
"Well, looks like his genitalia is in a better place now," Scarlet commented
Soon a loud CRACK was heard as a knife came CLOSE to Qrow's family jewels as Kali was smiling. "I think the alcohol has made you forget manners about how one should speak about a married woman," Said spoke with a calm, sweet, and downright scary voice.
"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!" Qrow quickly apologized as Scarlet ducked behind the Kamisato Siblings
Tai chuckles. "Never mess with a sweet kitty lady's, they hide evil behind those sweet smiles and alluring bodies." He slurred a bit.
The adults were a bit scared by that
Then, seeing her chance, she leaves. "Bev, you need me! BEEEEEEEEEEEEV!" The Co-worker says
This causes everyone to laugh at his line read.
"I can top that," Tai says
To which Tai Critic chuckles. "Nice emoting there, guy." He says as he replays the clip, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEV!" The Co-Worker yells out. "BEEEEEEEEEEEEV!" Tai Critic too, only this time, flails his hands around, mocking him
Yang is banging her hand on the table. "What is with that line read! Like is he burping as he's yelling!"
The kids took a good laugh at that
"Luckily a cab comes to take her to pur next flashback, where we see Ben has left a poem for her." He says as it shows Beverley inside of the cab with a smile on her face as the flashback shows Young Beverly in her house as she picks up a card that has the poem in it as Ben watches from a distance.
Jaune chuckles abit. "Yeah....I would have done the same."
"Hmm, that's true." Ren and Nora said
Then as Beverly was about to read it in her room, her father comes in. "What'cha got there?" He asks in an inimidating tone. "Nothing." She replies. "Let me see." He says as Bev relents as he takes a quick look at it "You've been fooling around with boy?" He asks as he rips the paper apart as she drops down to pick up the torn fragments.
Kali sighs, "I feel a backhand coming on." Tai laughs abit "Nah! No way your character is gonna get bitch slap in every scene."
"Your character is gonna get slapped," Orianna concluded.
"Sometimes, I worry a lot!" The father says as Bev looks up at her father. "Daddy, please!" She tries to reason, only to get a loud slap from him!
"Jeez, no matter what scene this chick is in, she's always getting slapped in the face." Tai's VO said as the scene cuts to Bev immediately escapes her father's clutches, Jojo style as Ben is for some reason still watching from behind the bushes as her father reaches for the pole.
"YOU GET RIGHT THE HELL BACK HERE, BEVY! OR BEFORE GOD, I'LL WHIP THE SKIN OFF OF YOU!!" The father shouts as Bev continues to run away. "Oh of course! Rednecks! Can't forget about the rednecks! That calls for a shot!" Tai Critic says as he takes another shot, but it becomes clear, he's losing higher motion movement if the sound of a stalled engine isnt anything to go by.
"Geez." The kids said, regarding the father. 'Father was abusive, but I don't remember him even consider flaying, but for Faunus, I do believe thats possible.' Winter thought to herself with remorse as it cuts to Helix and Stella taking another shot.
Tai is taking a shot as he is seen trying to keep himself up with the help of summer. While Qrow laughs and Marrow is the only responsible one out of the drinkers.
Kali just has an anime-style eyebrow twitch as she says.
"I'd fire my agent if I ever had to deal with this."
"And you wonder why I don't often take you out to bars!" Qrow says to Tai
"I pity the guy that's to be with you as your agent." Summer comments.
"Remind me, who was that agent?" Ghira asks Kali
"I honestly don't remember, but I think he's name is Xavier or something." Kali admitted. Peach is also seen joining in as she downs a lot of alcohol as Morrowind(The maked sniper) attempts to stop her. "Stop that!" He chides. "No!" She counters.
Blake sighs. "I get that being an abused character is good for people to relate to...but really ?"
"I'd have to assume that Watts thought it was a good idea." Prime Jaune wagered
Most of the kids lean over to see him chuckling as he writes away ideas and soon lean back into their seats. "Let's just hope this mini-series doesn't kill dad." Commented ruby as yang nods.The Overseers chuckled as the Orions downed another shot for good measure.
"So she meets up with Ben and heads over to the-Hiccup-And heads over to the rest of the Geeks and Outcasts who pretty much make up the only fucking decent people in this town!" Tai Critic says as its shows Bev meeting up with the others. "Its the River Nile! And four, count them, four Sphinxes." A kid says as he and his boy scout partner meet up. "Richie Tozier is my name." Richie introduces himself with a handshale with that had an odd BUZZING noise. "And doing voices is my game." Richie finishes.
"What's that buzz?" Ruby asked
Jaune laughs abit. "Joy buzzer....my sisters always got me with them."
"Hey, its funny!" The sisters say
"Hey, look, Seth Green is playing a funny geek who spends most of his time doing voices." Tai Critic comments before it cuts back to him, being all-tipsy. "I'm far too tipsy to make a joke out of that..." Critic admits.
"Remind me, what's the purpose of the drinking game?" Oscar asked
Alastor spoke up. "To get through the good watts storys, have fun, AND to deal with all the cliches."
"And how do you know it's time to drink?" Oscar asked again
This time Yamamoto spoke up. "When your watching an Arthur Watts mini-series or movie."
Slavic jaune added, "Cause they're always full of cliches."
"Huh." Oscar says to himself
"So the gang gets together and starts making a dam. Why? Because it's fucking Maine, and by God, that's as exciting as it gets! Hell, there's even some famous jerkoff writers who write about it. That's how exciting it is up there! So we see Bev and her father back at home and--
ALCOHOLIC!" Tai Critic says as he comments on the kids building a dam, and then, the Dad, being an ALCOHOLIC! "They're always in Stephen King's stories, ALCOHOLIC!" He exclaims as he takes another shot and by that point, he's starting to lose control of his higher motor functions as he just banged his own head against the table.
Tai does the same in their world as he starts looking at everyone with a dumb smile.
And that should be it for this chapter, I hope that you enjoyed it!
Now, we got the first chapter for NC here, amd it'll pretty interesting to see him going a wild wee-woo on camera or so.
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And now without anything left to say,
Helix Out!