Art by me, I don't have any recent Swatchton art, so take stolas and blitzø instead. It's the best I got.
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"Hiya Swatchy Watchy! What Are You Doing With That Little Rat"
"that 'little rat' as you say, is my... friend. Please do not be so rude."
"Lmao Never Knew You Had A Puny Boyfriend, Swatch. Didn't Think You Were Into Literal Trash Lol."
Swatch clenched their fists and before they could speak, Spamton spoke up first
"SHUT [[YOUR DIRTY MOUTH ]] YOU ROYAL [VERMIN], YOU ARE ONE TO [[TALK TALK]], MEGAMIND CLONE. " He hissed at her.
"Processing Insult..
You R Dum And Short Lol."
At this point every one in the cafe was staring at the three of them.
"Please leave, Queen. You're causing quite the scene " Swatch finally stepped up and said
"K Lol, I Wasn't Calling You Dumb Btw, Swatchy watchy"
She flicked Spamtons nose then ran out of the cafe
"[[H3Y H3Y H3Y!!]]" Spamtons face was red with anger
"Are you all right, Spamton?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm just [GREAT!](megamind lookin ass-)" Spamton mumbled the last part
"She had no right to speak to you like that. Im glad you defended yourself against her though. "
"Yeah, yeah I'm gonna [[GO GET GR8 DEALZ]] home. "
"..okay then, I'll see you later?"
"... [[BYE BYE]] for today [[PAINT BRUSH]]"
"Bye Spamton."
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200 words
Okay yeah, this is short and bad but it's 10 pm, I'm tired, and I wanna release at least one chapter.
Sorry for like, no updates as of recent but as I've said, I've been busy.