Warning: dark themes
Maleficent: I just love cursing people to eternal slumber. It's so relaxing. Like doing yoga.
Evil queen: I prefer ripping or carving their hearts out.
Cruella: nah running over people with my baby is the most relaxing.
Jafar: yes, yes I have homicidal lunatics for best friends.
Evil queen: you are a villain too, genius.
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I simp for their kind of friendship.