Sc: I give up. I am so tired.
Red: Get the emergency supply!
Blue: *carries Green and places them in front of Sc*
Green: *smiles*
Sc: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
Blue: *points at Yellow* A human turtleneck, *points at Green* a narcissistic monster, *points at Red* and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Red: And who am I? Describe me now.
Green: *Gasp*
Yellow: wHAT??
Green: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Yellow: *inhales*
Red, in another room with Blue: Why can I hear screeching?
Blue: How do you want your coffee?
Red: Black, like my soul.
Blue:
Blue: Red, your soul is a latte.
Purple, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Sc: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Purple: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.