Pink: Guys where did Red go?
Purple: They got arrested.
Pink: How the hell-
Red: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Red: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Purple: Eyy, homie!
Blue: But then there's cootie...
Pink: Die.
Red, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.
Blue: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Red: Even better!
Blue: What the fuck did you-
Red: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
