TW: Coughing up blood, Fighting
Sparkling's POV
I'm at the bar right now, waiting for the cute herb.
Vampire Cookie walks in.
Shit.
Vampire Cookie's POV
"Hey sexy" I say to Sparkling.
"We aren't dating." Sparkling tells me.
"Fine, but I want to fuck you one day."
"Sorry, but fuck off."
What the fuck? I thought he liked me.
Whatever.
I see from the corner of my eye a small herb.
"Not him." I say under my breath. Sparkling heard me and slapped me.
"Get the fuck out, asshole. Stop trying to flirt with me." Sparkling tells me.
I run out.
Herb Cookie's POV
"Woah! What did he do?!"
"He was flirting with me, dont worry Herb."
What.
Sparkling is mine.
I know he likes me, but he doesnt know I know he likes me.
"What. The. Fuck."
"Herb?"
I run outside and punch Vampire in the face.
"Ow! What the fuck man!"
"Stop flirting with Sparkling, he doesnt like it. Fuck off. Sparkling thinks of you as a friend, not anything else."
"I know!" Bye Vampire. He ran away.
"Herb? Are you ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"You just punched Vampire."
"I know, that felt good"
"Dude dont punch me!"
"I wont."
"Anywayy, here." Sparkling hands me a drink.
"What flavour is this?!"
"Just drink it."
I chug it.
My vision goes black...
Sparkling Cookie's POV
Not me pranking Herb into drinking wine.
Oh no.
He passed out.
"Herb?!?"
I start to cry.
"Herb!!!"
I pick him up, running to my house.
I lay him down on my sofa (couch?)
"Herb... I hope you wake up soon..."
I kiss him on the forehead.
"I'm gonna make tea..." I thought.
3rd person POV (because im lazy)
A few hours later, Herb wakes up.
"Sparkling, what happened?"
"Sorry. I gave you wine as a joke..."
"I CANT DRINK!! IT MAKES ME SICK!!"
Herb runs to the bathroom. He starts coughing blood.
Sparkling opens the door slowly.
"I-I'm sorry, how could you forgive me...?"
"Go out with me on a date."
Sparkling blushes.
"Wow, okay. I'll go out with you...-"
Sparkling kisses Herb's hand.
(They are not together yet I swear-)
HAHAH YES CLIFFHANGER!! FUCK YOU!!
im joking, ily all!! I'll work on Chapter Four later >:(
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