Divorced? [Taekook] โœ“

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Disclaimer
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17 (M)
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
End
Q & A session
New Taekook book

Q & A answers

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Kim Taehyung

1. Why are you always the reason his Rosie dies? @Im_taekookie

Taehyung: Well... *Looking left and right to see whether Jungkook is around or not* I hate his Rosie. Kookie always paid more attention on that stupid Rosie.

2. Can't u watch ur steps before walking? U always kill the Rosie! @vgookie

Taehyung: *Blinking his eyes once, then twice* Well, I purposely step on rosie-

Jungkook: You did what?!

Taehyung: No I mean, I purposely avoid the Rosie but my legs won't listen to me. Do you know destiny? Fate? Yeah that's right, god arranged me to step on rosie- Ouch ouch, don't pull my ear, baby!

Jungkook: You should stop spitting nonsense then!

3. You like killing Rosie don't you? And the reason is because Jungkook is giving a lot of attention on Rosie but not you isn't it? @AlvinaChristal

Taehyung: It's a pity you didn't become a detective. Your guessing is totally accurate.

4. Dude... Why do you keep killing Rosie? @koookie_Kookie

Taehyung: Maybe because it's always the reason Jungkook abandoned me. *Smiling sickeningly*

5. How did you even exchange the divorce documents into other one? @kim616jungook

Taehyung: First of all, you need to have money. Secondly, you need to have a cute dumb bunny like husband that doesn't even know the difference between champagne and wine to sign the contract and oolala, changed the divorce paper!

6. Do you know how to cook? The kitchen was messy when Jungkook came there. @Taekooks_lube

Taehyung: Well, you can refer to Chapter 17 (M) in "Divorced?". You can know that Jungkook is in charge of cooking and imma the one who in charge of thrusting into his pink tight hole-

Jungkook: *Quickly covered Taehyung's mouth with his cute hands* Kim Taehyung! There's still innocent reader out there-

Taehyung: *Removes Jungkook's hands, wrapping his arms around Jungkook's waist as he smirked* You and I both know, our readers love to see you moan under me~

Jungkook: *Face as red as beetroot* B-Bastard! You're sleeping on the couch today!

Taehyung: Aww baby, don't do that to me~

7. To Tae, why you killed our bunny Rosie? @taekookforever710

Taehyung: Gosh, I got so many reason to say. It's so annoying-

Jungkook: *Glares at Taehyung, cheeks puffed out*

Taehyung: *Gulping nervously, clearing his throat* T-The Rosie is so annoyingly cute. And I don't allow anyone or anything more adorable than my bunny husband.

8. Dude, how can you be so selfish and hide the truth from your cute hus? How could you not remember where you buried his Rosie when you were the one who killed it?
@tangyunzhi

Taehyung: Let me tell you a top secret. I never buried Rosie. I mean why should I? It's just a flower. *Stared at Jungkook who started crying, panicked* What's wrong baby?

Jungkook: Y-You didn't bury it... "Hiccuping cutely* That means Rosie won't a-able to rest in peace!!

Taehyung: I'm so sorry-

Jungkook: I will divorce you, Kim Taehyung!!

9. How dare you kill Rosie again and not even giving them a proper funeral?! @I_lube_you

Taehyung: Actually, I don't have any money to give them a proper funeral. You see, my money were used to create more fake divorce paper and I need to feed a human version bunny boy who eats 5 meals a day-

Jungkook: *Gasping cutely* You exposed me, hyungie!! *Punching the male with his tiny fists*

Taehyung: *Shrugging with an annoying smirk on his face* What can I say, I'm not good at lying.

10. Please it's not fair for Rosie. Why do you always kill her? @pebet08

Taehyung: About that... *Sighs deeply* You know, sometimes jealousy will make you do something out of your mind.

Namjoon: Are you saying you get jealous over Rosie indirectly?

Taehyung: I will choose not to reply you.

11. Are you jealous of Rosie? That's why Rosie always dies I guess @iamaliee

Taehyung: That's accurate. Found another Sherlock and turns out it's you babe.

Jungkook: Did you just call someone babe other than me?!?!

Taehyung: I didn't *Staring at the message above* Fuck I did. Wait baby, I'm sorry! It just slipped out of my mouth!!!

12. When you show Jungkook first time is that love at the first sight or lust? @143taekook7

Taehyung: Can I say both? Like I love Jungkook's innocence and his body is attractive and... *Starts saying an essay that contains his compliment towards Jungkook for one hour straight* and then I married him!

13. Will you marry me? @koorioustae

Taehyung: Sorry to break your heart but no, my love is only for Jungkook.

Jungkook: Aww, hubby~

Taehyung: Aww baby~

Jungkook: You still have to sleep on the couch tonight.

14. Why you always call him dumb at start few chapters?? Can’t you watch your steps before walking or perhaps you were jealous of Rosie? @LeeCristal

Taehyung: Well, everyone in the world knows Jungkook is a dumb little bunny. And no, I won’t watch my steps. I’ll kill that Rosie every chances I got. *Laughing wickedly, getting questioning gaze from Taekookie*

Taekookie: Woof woof woof. Woof woof woof! (This is why I love Kookie more. Taehyung is just too dumb!)

15. Can I kiss Kookie he’s so cute? @Simtha_BTS_Writes

Taehyung: ......

Taehyung: *Wrapping his arms around Jungkook’s waist protectively* I dare you to kiss him.

16. If you know that Jungkook was always your wife then why did you let him move out? @ipurplebts0130

Taehyung: Like you said, he’s always belong to him. So it doesn’t matter if he moves out. He’ll be back to my embrace at the end.

Jeon Jungkook

1. Choose one, Rosie or Taehyungie? @Im_taekookie

Jungkook: It's too difficult to choose... *Lips puckered up, turning pouty* Can I choose both? Pwease?

2. How to be sassy like you? @vgookie

Jungkook: You need to be cute yet pretty like kookie! Then you have the rights to be sassy cause people won't get angry at you! *Staring at you with his wide doe eyes* Noona, you didn't get angry right?

3. How can you be so dumb as well as cute? @AlvinaChristal

Jungkook: First of all, I'm not dumb!!! *Glares at you with his Bambi eyes, cheeks puffed out like a small dumpling*

Taehyung: Aww~ So cute~

Jungkook: Hmph! I know I'm cute! Secondly, I was born to be cute! I am the cutest baby!!

Taehyung: No need to yell, baby. I'm sure the whole world including the readers know how cute you are.

4. Rosie or Tae? @Malistae

Jungkook: Just now one noona asked me this question and I don't know how to answer but now I know. I'll choose my baby Rosie! That stupid tiger kicked off my planted daisy just now! I don't want him anymore!

5. Did you name every roses of yours - Rosie? @kim616jungook

Jungkook: Yes I did! Rosie is cute!! Don't you think it's cute too?

6.  Me or Taehyung? (I would give you both Rosie and banana milk everyday) @koookie_Kookie

Jungkook: *Thinks hardly* I love Rosie and banana milk... I’ll choose noona then-

Taehyung: *Pinning the small boy down* I dare you to finish the sentence, Kim Jungkook.

Jungkook: I-I will choose hyungie!

7. Me or banana milk? @Taekooks_lube

Jungkook: Noona is pretty and banana milk is yummy so I’ll choose... Hyungie! Because hyungie is both pretty and yummy!

8. To Kookie, first of all Taehyung killed your Rosie again and second I love you. And third please made Taehyung sleep on couch as punishment. @taekookforever710

Jungkook: Hmph! I knew it! I lose one Rosie again! And I love you too noona! Don’t worry, that stupid tiger is currently sleeping on the couch!

9. How are you so adorable? Can you give some tips on how to be adorable like you? @I_lube_you

Jungkook: Okay, first of all thank you for the compliment! I know I’m cute! About how to be adorable... *Lips pouty as he thinks hardly* I was born to be cute so I don’t know any tips... Maybe you should ask Jin hyung about it!

10. Love you. But please punish Taehyung for killing your Rosie. @pebet08

Taehyung: Ouch! Baby, I told you to let go of my ear!

Jungkook: I told you stop killing my Rosie! Now you suffer! You deserves it! *Looks up as he stared at the request from @pebet08* Oh don’t worry noona! I’ll definitely punish him. I love you too!

11. Why you love Rosie so much? @143taekook7

Jungkook: Rosie is as cute as me! And I love myself so I love Rosie too!

12. I'm going to marry tae! He's an angel! @koorioustae

Jungkook: First of all, I won't allow you to touch my Taetae hyungie! Taetae hyungie belongs to mine and only mine! Secondly, he's not an angel! Like I said, he'll rip your ass on the bed!

13. Why are you so cute? @LeeCristal

Jungkook: Because I was born to be cute! Noona is cute too! *Peeking at you shyly*

14. U love taekookie or Taehyung? @armyed

Jungkook: Maybe taekookie? Cause Taehyung hyungie ruined my kitchen yesterday. 🙂

15. What you love the most about Taehyung? @nurzulaih782

Jungkook: *Gets closer to you as he whispered* I like hyungie's tongue...

16. How did you feel when you had to abort the baby? @Simtha_BTS_Writes

Jungkook: I... *Tears began brimmed in his eyes* I feel so sad... *Quickly wipes off his tears* But I feel good now! Cause I have Jungyeonie now!

17. Can I be your child? @Simtha_BTS_Writes

Jungkook: But you’re my noona... *Lips puckered up, pouting cutely*

18. Are you going to divorce tae because he killed your Rosie? @ipurplebts0130

Jungkook: I’m planning to do so. 🙂🔪

19. Can you divorce your husband again? I want a sequel. @Seduxtivekoo

Jungkook: If he kills my Rosie again, I’ll divorce him. So please stay tuned. 🙂



Park Jimin

1. Decided to take further step in your love life? @Im_taekookie
Jimin: Well, as you see, I don’t need to be the one who take further steps. Yoongi hyung is in charge of courting me. I’ll just sit here, *Sipping his tea* and wait for Yoongi’s arrival.

2. To Jimin, when are you going to give us good news? @taekookforever710
Jimin: Depends. If you’re excited to hear the news, I might give you the news sooner~ *Winking flirtatiously*

3. When are you going to introduce us to your lover (if you have one)? @tangyunzhi

Jimin: *Gasping in shock* Wait! I thought you guys all knew Yoongi hyung is my lover?!

Yoongi: They don’t, babe.

Jimin: Aww, and now you know. Yeah, Yoongi hyung is mine.

4. What have you been up to my Mochi? @I_lube_you

Jimin: Well, I’m interested in nail salon recently, *Blowing air to his newly polished nails* It’s fun and pretty to be honest.

5. Hi mochi! How are you? @pebet08

Jimin: Oh I’m doing just fine. But every time when I saw how whipped Taehyung is to Jungkook, I can’t help but miss my Yoongi. Thank god I’m not single!

6. Jimin what is going on your love life? @143taekook7

Jimin: Great I think? Just getting more and more frustrated because Yoongi hyung haven’t proposed to me.

Yoongi: Marry me, Min.

Jimin: ....... *Face flushed* I-I do.

Yoongi: Just kidding!

Jimin: ......

Jimin: ......

Jimin: ......

Jimin: Fuck you, Min Yoongi.

7. How are u? @koorioustae

Jimin: *Blowing air onto his nails* Like I said, I’m into nail salon recently. Oh yeah, did you watch squid game? I love it!

8. Please marry me. @ipurplebts0130

Jimin: I do!

Yoongi: The fuck did you say? We’re boyfriends, Park Jimin!

Jimin: Says the one who took marriage as a joke. *Rolling his eyes*

Yoongi: ......

Yoongi: Screw that. Take your IDs and passport, we are getting marry now.

9. How did Jimin react to Taekookie child?

Jimin: Taekookie is so damn cute!




Min Yoongi

1. Are you even planning to planning to propose Mr. Park or shall I continue with my plan to marry him? @Im_taekookie

Yoongi: *Staring at the passed out Jimin* Yeah, I’m going to marry him and I’m the one who fucked him until he passed out. So kindly take back your words before I send you to hongkong with my tongue technology.

2. Swag. That’s it’s @koookie_Kookie

Yoongi: That’s right. I highly agree on your words. You can be my bro. We can take over the world.

3. Min Yoongi. Genius. These two words should be enough. Right? @I_lube_you

Yoongi: *Shrugging* Right. I ain’t Min Genius for nothing.

4. Yoongi how are you? And when you will marry Jimin? And yes how you fall for an angel (Jimin)?

Yoongi: First question, I’m doing just fine. When will I marry Jimin? Oh we got married just now! I love angel. Do you know what I mean?

5. Yoonmin? @koorioustae

Yoongi: Hell yes.

6. Do u love Jimin? @armyed

Yoongi: Of course I do! Isn’t it obvious?

7. Jimin is your boyfriend “ @ipurplebts0130

Yoongi: Not anymore. He’s my lawful husband now.




Kim Namjoon

1. How’s life with Seokjin?? Are u the same like Taehyung? @vgookie

Namjoon: Well, except some broken plates, vases and bowl I break, everything is well with Seokjin. What do you mean like if I’m the same like Taehyung? I don’t have the same brain as him. I way smarter than that- *Scattering sound*

Seokjin: Kim Namjoon! You break another plate again?!

Namjoon: Welp. And he’s not as clumsy as me. Yeah...

2. When do you want to propose your soon to be fiancé? If not I’ll kidnap him. @Bottle_tumbler

Namjoon: *Nudging Seokjin with his elbow* Yah, when will you accept my propose?

Seokjin: Excuses me?! You dare to ‘yah’ at me? I see you grew some guts didn’t you? Come here instantly before I ruin your Ryan collection.

Namjoon: *An unamused expression on his face* See? He just won’t accept me.

3. When do you plan to get married? @tangyunzhi

Namjoon: *Chuckling softly* You know, I’m not that desperate to get married-

Seokjin: Namjoon ah, shall we get married?

Namjoon: I’m here! Yes we shall! I already prepare the venue, the wedding suit, the wedding cake and wedding ring! You just need to be there babe!

Seokjin: ......

Seokjin: I take back my words.

4. All the live porn you’ve watched till today... could I get some *ahem* details *ahem*” @I_lube_you

Namjoon: *Sipping his tea calmly* Sure! Give me your name, I’ll pm you right away.

5. Namjoon it’s been 5 years so did you marry to Jin? @143taekook7

Namjoon: Sadly, we still haven’t got married. Please persuade Seokjin to say yes... 🥺




Kim Seokjin

1. Do you love Namjoon? @Bottle_tumbler

Seokjin: Though he always break my plates, I still love him. But still... I love myself! *Kissing the mirror that reflected him* Gosh, how can someone be that good looking? Oh wait, that someone is me!

2. I need your confidence. @koookie_Kookie

Seokjin: Aww *Winks at you* I know right? There’s no man in town was as confident as me! So... Great! I’ll give you some of my confidence.

3. Will you say yes to Namjoon, if he proposes to you? @tangyunzhi

Seokjin: Well, I will say yes for sure but I love to see him struggling while proposing to me. So I might not accept him first *Laughing wickedly*

4. When did you first notice Namjoon and when did you get attracted to him romantically? @I_lube_you

Seokjin: Both of us met in the Han river. I was peacefully watching how calm and clean the river was then suddenly water splashed onto me. I was like who the hell splashed me and turns out the stupid bear, which is Namjoon fell into the river as he wants to save a crab. Well his clumsy yet kind gesture was rather unique for me, so I decided to date him.

5. How is Jungkook is your step brother? Like where are your parents live and where you live? And did Jungkook dad died or mom so he/she marry your mom/dad? @143taekook7

Seokjin: Well, Jungkook’s mom married to my dad and we live together. My dad loves his mom, so when her mom died, my dad died because of depression too. So I took care of Jungkook since I was 17!

6. How is Jungkook is your step brother? @koorioustae

Seokjin: Well, please refer to my reply above. I need to start admiring my beauty now.

7. How u and Jungkook became step brothers?

Seokjin: *Admiring himself in the mirror* Please refer to the answer above and above. *Winks at you*

8. How do the namtiddies feel like? @Simtha_BTS_Writes

Seokjin: Nice! But mine is nicer. *Smirking while wiggling his eyebrows*

9. Do you like Namjoon? @ipurplebts0130

Seokjin: Like? I love him! But still, I love myself more!



Taekookie

1. Whom u love most? Tae or koo? @kookoo_tae

Taekookie: Woof woof, woof woof woof! (Of course it’s Jungkook. He always feed me on time!) *Rolling his eyes* Woof woof woof, woof woof! (I remember once Taehyung forgot to feed me, I sleep with an empty stomach for two days!)

2. Woof woof? @aesqeer

Taekookie: Woof woof? (Hello?)

3. Have you seen tae and kook uh naked? @kim616jungook

Taekookie: Woof! Woof woof woof! ( I did! They even fucked in front of me!)

4. Bark woof?? Kookie or Tae? @koookie_Kookie

Taekookie: Woof! (Kookie!)

5. Woof woof? Bark bark grrr woof woof? Woof woof bark!!! Woof  @I_lube_you

Taekookie: Woof woof woof? (Are you perhaps my friend?)

6. Are you getting jealous of Jungyeon? @143taekook7

Taekookie: Woof! Woof woof woof woof! (Of course not! Jungyeonie is my little master!)

7. ARE YOU TANNIE? @koorioustae

Taekookie: Woof Woof woof?!?! (Who the hell is Tannie?!?!)

8. How are you baby? @Simtha_BTS_Writes

Taekookie: Woof~ Woof Woof Woof? (I’m doing great~ What about you?)

9. How’s it feel like playing the healing part, Grrr grrrrr woof woooff or bow bow grrrr grrrrr?

Taekookie: Woof woof? Grr woof woof woof! (It’s great I think? Sometimes I just get annoyed by the sweetness I received from the dumb couple!)





Kim Jungyeon

1. Who loves you more, daddy/mommy or taekookie? @Im_taekookie

Jungyeon: Mommy!

Taehyung: Wait what did you say?! Who bought food for you? Who played with you? Who... *Started his one hour long lecture* Now answer me, Yeonie, who loves you more?

Jungyeon: ...... *Blinking her doe eyes* Mommy.

2. Who you loves to annoy? Mommy or daddy? @Bottle_tumbler

Jungyeon: Of course it's daddy! I love to threaten him with mommy's Rosie.

Taehyung: That's why sometimes I wonder if I'm your biological dad or not. *Sighing dramatically*

Jungyeon: *Sighing dramatically too* I wonder about it too, daddy. Maybe not?

3. Ily @koookie_Kookie

Jungyeon: Aww, though I don't know you but I love you too!

4. Do you want a baby brother? @SolennAdea

Jungyeon: Well, I wish I will have one but daddy doesn't want it. He said he'll totally loses attention if one more baby brother appeared. *Pouting sadly*

5. How's your life as Taekook's daughter? @I_lube_you

Jungyeon: Life has been great when you got a stupid daddy and a cute mommy! *Exclaiming excitedly*

6. Hello little one, I love you dear. @pebet08

Jungyeon: Yeonie loves unnie too!

7. Are you cute baby? @koorioustae

Jungyeon: What are you saying?! I’m Kim Jungkook’s daughter! Of course I’m cute! *Huffing cutely*

8. How are u? @armyed

Jungyeon: Not really good. I got stomachache after eating Taekookie’s food yesterday...

9. I just wanna squish your cheeks and keep you in my safe pocket. @nurzalaih786

Jungyeon: Aww... but mommy says don’t let anyone touches my cheeks!



Author

1. Thank you for the wonderful book you made. @Taetaeggukie_

Author: Thank you for reading it. It’s my pleasure to have so many wonderful readers.

2. Is there another new book? Btw, I love this book so much. Thank you. @Bottle_tumbler

Author: Yes it is! The new taekook book was out yesterday! And I have so many story ideas. I can’t wait to publish it! Aww, thank you for loving it.

3. New book! Please! @kimjeon_taegguk

Author: Sure! Published a new one yesterday! Hope you will like it!

4. How do you even get ideas for this much fluff.. I might get diabetes. @kim616jungook

Author: Maybe because I’m desperate for Kookie cuteness 🥺. Hope you still do well after having diabetes 😏

5. Amazing, perfect, greatest author of all time. Thank you for wonderful book. @koookie_Kookie

Author: Your compliments made me blush~

6. Is there another book? If there’s I can’t wait. @Taekooks_lube

Author: There is, called ‘Crybaby’ 😏

7. How do you write this beautiful novels like seriously I love every taekook book of yours you’re very good author tbh? @N_KPathan

Author: I’m so happy that you love my books and said I’m a good author... 🥺

8. To a/n, I love your book pls stay healthy and happy love you author nim. @taekookforever710

Author: I love you too! You need to stay safe and healthy also!

9. Love you. I’ve read all your works and I love em. Stay safe kay? New book pls!!! @tangyunzhi

Author: Thank you for loving it! I will, stay safe also! New book was out yesterday ~ If you like it, you can check it out!

9. Ur age... coz ur stories r fucking amazing @Kooks_Tiger

Author: I’m 16~ Turning 17 next month!

10. How do you write such amajing and purrfect stories?! And how are you, yourself, so perfect?!?! @I_lube_you

Author: Aww~ I don’t think I’m amazing and perfect! You and my readers are!

11. I love you and your books. But please let Rosie live in your next book. @pebet08

Author: I love you too! Well, Rosie’s life is in Taehyung’s hand. When he decided to kill it, I can’t stop him too...

12. This is very beautiful book love to read it. No regret to choose to read this book. @143taekook7

Author: Thank you shoo much for the compliment ~

13. This is so cute book @koorioustae

Author: Thank chu 🥺 You’re cute too.

14. Do you have any social media that we can follow you on? @Quackquack20

Author: Well other than Wattpad I got instagram and an account on mangatoon.
Instagram: @dnjfdldi
Mangatoon: @yyyuehyyyie

15. Are you a boy or a girl? @ipurplebts0130

Author: I’m a girl~

16. Are you gonna update a new book? Please say yes @Taekookforever115

Author: Yes I will! I still got 5 pending books yet my mind still produce more and more story ideas. I don’t know which to publish.

17. Really I don't have any words to describe how much I love your stories. @TaekookVguuk

Author: I don't have much words to describe how supportive my readers are too. Thank you so much!

18. Your stories are cute I love them I love you @seokjin054

Author: Thank you~ I love you too!!

19. Author Nim... I love you... Your books are too fluffy and cute and I love your books so so so much... Keep writing more cute stories and all the very best! 12zjeonjungkookbts

Author: Thank you!!! All the best too! Ily~ ❤️





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