Ellie: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Binah: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Ellie: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Binah: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Saskia: Looks like someone's a HO.
Ellie: NaBrO.
Anastacia: I'm done with all of you!