Author's Note: im sorry this is so cringe
TW: Kissing, drinking, break ups, middle fingers, swearing.
Herb Cookie's POV
I've had enough of Vampire Cookie drinking so much. He gets drunk all the time. Sparkling is tried of giving him so much wine (beer?). I'm going to... break up with him. How should I? Ahhhhhh this is hard!! He also damages my plants. I save most of them, though. I'm ending this right here and now. He's sleeping, so I'll wake him up.
"Vampire wake up! It's important!" I yell at him, while shaking him.
"Yes babe?"
"We're over. You drink way to much and you broke a few of my plants."
"This has to be a joke, right?"
"It isnt. Now go pack your things. No second chances."
"Whatever, I'm cheating on you anyway so yay!"
"Fuck you Vampire. Get your things quickly or I'm kicking your ass"
"Jeez man, Im already packed haha" Vampire leaves.
That was easy. I'm gonna go see Sparkling, because I think he'll make me happy.
~ time skip to when he's at Sparkling's bar ~
"Sparkling, can we talk?" I ask him.
"Sure. Whats wrong, I can see a big frown on your face."
"I broke up with Vampire."
"YES!" Sparkling screams so loud I jump.
"... what?"
"I mean... he wasn't good for you. Do you wanna drink it out?"
"Why not. I guess I'll get a drink."
"Fruit punch juice, right?" Wow. How did he know my favourite juice?
"Y-yeah."
Sparkling and I talk and drink. He gets drunk.
Oh no.
He grabs me, and then he kisses me. Wow. I love this. I break the kiss, because he has a girlfriend. (You pick who his gf is lol)
"Damn, I wanted that kiss for a while now." Sparkling surprises me.
Oh my god. What should I do? I have a drunk Sparkling, and he kissed me. I can see Vampire watching from the window in the corner of my eye. He has the "Why tf did you dump me for this piece of shit?" face. I put my middle finger at him. I bring Sparkling home, cause he's drunk. I tell his girlfriend (again, who tf is she? You pick lol.) that he got drunk. She brings him to their living room, and she tells me to leave. Rude, but I want to see Sparkling.
What is this feeling?
I remember when I met Sparkling.
I was gay at the time. I still am.
I looked in his eyes and there I saw my future with him.
I ran away, in embarrassment.
Wow, this was very very long. Sorry for being cringe and yk yk stupid. I can take this down, and redo it. Ily all!
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