okay asean family time >:((
also im too lazy to type the names out just follow the nicknames i made from the group chat thing lol
ALSO THERE'S A LOT MORE KIND OF SHIPPING QUOTES HERE PLEASE BE WARNED!! ITS KIND OF MILD THO SO IFMDJC
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Indo: I am the most responsible person in this family!
Mya: You just burned the office down.
Indo: -And I take full responsibility on that!
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Singa: If Malaysia has 10 boxes of Milo and you take 3 away from him, how much would he have left?
Bru: Why would Malaysia have 10 boxes of Milo?
Mal, shouting from the other room: LEAVE ME ALONE!-
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Phil: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Nam: All good bro, any time.
Phil: Fuck you.
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Laos: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Cam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Indo: *angrily presses Brunei against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Bru: ...
Bru: Are we about to kiss?-
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Timor: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
ASEAN: You mean you stabbed them?
Timor: They ran into my knife.
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Mya: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Nam, Laos, & Cam: Ok
Mya: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Laos: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Nam: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Cam: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Bru: Singapore, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Singa: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Bru: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Thai.
Singa: Wait, no-
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Indo, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!
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Mal: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Thai: But I'm a vegan.
Mal: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness!
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Phil: In times like this, I should've listened to what UN told me.
ASEAN: What did Uni tell you?
Phil: I dunno, I never listened.
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Mya: Go ahead, Indo. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Thai: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation
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Singa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Mal: Put spaghetti in it.
Singa: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Indo: Put spaghetti in it.
Singa: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Phil: Put spaghetti in it.
Singa: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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ASEAN: Time for plan G.
Nam: Don't you mean plan B?
ASEAN: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Laos: What about plan D?
ASEAN: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Phil: What about plan E?
ASEAN: I'm hoping not to use it. Singa dies in plan E.
Mal: I like plan E.
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Singa: *takes off glasses*
Singa: Wow...
Indo: *blushes* Haha... what?
Singa: You're really fucking blurry.
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*ASEAN just had his 30th birthday*
Cam: Can you keep a secret?
ASEAN: Do you know anything about my life?
Cam: No I do not. Good point.
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Indo, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bru, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Mal, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Mya, trembling: What are we playing??????????
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Bonus lmao
Singa: Yo is China sleeping or dead?
Nam: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Hong Kong: Yeah, so did I.
China: Okay first of all, fuck all of you-
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I have no life 😀
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