Valhalla High (A Magnus Chase...

By chestnutia

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Magnus Chase just needs to survive one more year of high school. So when he's transferred to Valhalla High Sc... More

Playlist
It's Magnus, Rhymes With Swagness
Malleable As Clay
Mimir's Well of Knowledge
Words Are Power
My Head Nearly Gets Dismembered
My Math Teacher is a Monster
Thanks for the Memories
We Discuss a Serial Killer in English Class
Stay At Home Son
We All Come From a Slain Giant
That Metal Bra, Bro
Jack of All Trades
Lights, Camera, Jack!
Nose Picking and Derivatives
Blitzen's Mother Loves Cats and Necklaces
Ship of the Living
Jack Chastises the DJ
Franatic Application for Student Aid
FASFA and Fathers
Tuna Saint Guy
Firing Up Love
Smooth as a Snake
Playing Third Wheel
We Haven't Written Fan Fiction
Falafels and Fun
It's Friday
Tidal Wave
Spooky House or Spooky Kiss?
The Janitor's Closet Isn't Just For Kissing
I'm Such a Rebel
All The Texts
Platonic Love
My Lungs Pass the Vibe Check
Make Way for the Model
Magni Makes a Good Point
I Don't Get Anyone Sick
Pancakes and Passion
A Social Butterfly? More Like a Moth
Friends Don't Let Friends Isolate Themselves
Pray for a Blizzard
Somewhere I Belong
What's Our Status?
Jack Goes to Broadway
Dance Friends
Strutting Like a Prince
Hearthstone Becomes Freud
I'm a Real Bad Boy
Dreams of my Father
Insurance is Enough to Drive Anyone Insane
A Return to Normalcy
Dance Dance Revolution
If I Were a Rich Man
Finals Friday or Four Exams in One Day
A Longboat Ride
Magnus, It's Cold Outside
Falafels Taste Like Freedom
I Don't Think Insurance Covers That
Birthday Boy
GoInG to ThErAPy is FuN KiDs
It's All For The Memes
Shakespearean Actors
This One Easy Trick Let's You Skip School Unpunished
Working Through Trauma is Important
Dragon Breeding
All For the Extra Credit
The Esteemed Prologue
Those Who Don't Learn History Are Doomed to Repeat It
Senior Skip Day
Thinking is Hard
Putting Romeo to Shame
Trial by Combat
The White Flag of Surrender
Just Like Fido
Do This One Easy Hack to Avoid Vampire Attacks
My Happy Place is a Wolf-Free Zone
Father of the Year Award
Mother of the Century
Preparing for our Futures
Don't Axe Your Goat
Right to Revolution
I'd Falafel If We Didn't Go to Prom Together
My Type of Roommate
We All Love Taxes
Prom Night Part 1
Prom Night Part 2
Prom Night Part 3
It's Quiet Here
Advanced Placement
Make Way for the Nerds
Pottery Barn
Judgement Day

An Apt Metaphor

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By chestnutia

May 3

     I spent the next week studying for the AP exams. My teachers fell into two camps on homework. Some of them, like Odin and Saga, gave us more homework than ever to try to prepare us for the exams. Others, like Forseti and Mimir gave us no homework, saying we'd be busy enough studying. Only my ASL class had the same amount of homework as usual.

Halfborn complained about it one Monday over lunch. "I spent three hours doing homework every weekday last week. That should be illegal."

Jack nodded in agreement. "We already go to school six and a half hours a day and here they are giving us more work we don't even get paid for."

Sam rolled her eyes. "Do you have any idea how valuable your education is?"

Jack raised an eyebrow. "The only class worth taking is Dance."

"Valhalla High doesn't offer a dance class," Sam responded.

"Exactly," Jack replied. "It's not worth it."

     "Then why do you attend school?" Sam challenged.

      "To get my diploma," Jack said. "That piece of paper is valuable in this economy."

     "Your diploma is more than a piece of paper," TJ said.

     Jack raised an eyebrow. "I suppose it's also composed of some printer ink."

     "It's more than that," TJ insisted. "Your diploma is a material representation of the years you've spent being informally socialized. It's the physical emblem of thirteen years of learning in a state-sanctioned program. It's not just a piece of paper — it's the experiences that led up to you receiving it."

       "Say what?" Jack said.

        "Informally socialized?" Mallory repeated. "Physical emblem? State-sanctioned? TJ, don't tell me you got this from another podcast."

     "It was free," TJ said. "Besides, Odin dared us to listen to it."

    Mallory facepalmed. "I'm pretty sure you're the only person who took him up on that."

     "He's not," Sam said. "I listened to it too."

      "Good for you," Mallory sniffed, "but most of us have better things to do."

        "Like trying to avoid getting your face blown up in a video game?" Halfborn said with a grin.

       "That was one time!" Mallory replied, her face turning as red as her hair.

        "It was pretty entertaining," Halfborn said. "Sometimes when I'm sad, I just recall that afternoon. . ."

      "I don't know whether to get you to shut up with a kiss or a punch," Mallory retorted.

       "Healthy relationships," TJ noted.

       Blitzen signed something about the importance of communication in relationships. "You know what, though," Sam said. "Even if we don't have a dance class, we have a lot of options for advanced, accelerated, and AP courses."

      "Not to mention fashion," Blitzen added.

      "AP is torture," Mallory groaned.

      Sam folded her arms. "Then why are you taking it?"

      "So I can complain about it," Mallory replied, blowing a piece of hair out of her face.

    I couldn't tell if she was being serious or not. "I can't wait to get the exams over with," I said.

      "Me neither," Alex said. "When they're over, I'm going to have a bonfire and burn all my notes."

       I blinked. "Where are you going to have a bonfire?"

      "Thor's two sons, Magni and Mothi, host a bonfire every year," Alex answered. "Everyone burns their papers and celebrates the end of the school year."

       "I usually just recycle mine," TJ said, "but the party is good fun."

      "Yeah, you should come this year," Halfborn said. "Why didn't you come last year?"

     "He wasn't here last year, you idiot," Mallory replied.

    "Oh yeah," Halfborn said.

    He smiled sheepishly at me. "You should come this year."

     I wriggled in my chair. "I'm not sure if Magni and Mothi will invite me."

      "Nonsense, they invite practically everyone," Jack said.

    I had a fleeting memory of the huge Halloween party sophmore year. Practically the entire school had been invited, while I languished at home, watching Netflix and handing out Snickers bars to children. It had been depressing — especially the next day when all anyone would talk about was what a great time they had. I didn't want a repeat of that. "And if they don't invite you," Alex said, "I'll take you as my plus one."

     "Is that allowed?" I asked.

     Alex rolled her eyes. "If you haven't noticed, Magni and Mothi aren't very big on rules."

    I laughed, but it was one thing to flout the rules and quite another to implement them. Magni and Mothi might not take so kindly to me being there as my friends thought. Alex must've noted how hollow my laugh was because her two-colored eyes were bright with concern. As we walked back to class after lunch, she asked me about it. "Are you nervous about going to a party?"

I considered her question. I hadn't gone to many parties. Mostly, I'd been excluded from them and while that was one of my fears, her question brought up a different set of them. What if I made a fool out of myself at the party? What if I tripped into the fire? What if someone made fun of me? "I guess so," I said. "The thing is . . ."

I trailed, off looking at my shoes. Alex tugged my sleeve in concern. "What is it?"

I chewed my lip. "You might not understand bring so cool and everything"

"Please," Alex said. "I may be amazing as can be, but I've faced my share of bullies."

Her eyes flickered when she said that and I squeezed her hand, thinking of the tears of brutality and isolation I had faced. My mother had supported me all the while; Alex hadn't even had that. "I'm just nervous," I said. "I'm not the type of person who gets invited to parties. What if I mess something up?"

"It will be fine," Alex promised. "We'll probably keep to the corners of the party and let the popular people take the spotlight. The party will be big enough for us all. Think of how school is divided into classes; parties are like that. There are too many people for everyone to pay attention to everyone else."

"That's an apt metaphor," I said.

"Excuse my poetic language," Alex said, "but I am the metaphor."

I laughed and kissed her on the cheek before we returned to class. If Alex was a metaphor, she was more than an apt one; she was the best one.

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