stop. changing. server. names.
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Cyril: Bruhhh i have no one to talk to
Shine: hi
Cyril:
Shine:
Cyril:
Shine:
Cyril: bruhhh i have no one to talk to
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[in the gc]
Shine: Lips
Shine: OMG HECK I TYPED THAT WITH MY LIPS BROOOOOOO
(a/n i actually did type that with my lips, please appreciate.)
Rice: Heart
Shine: heart?
Isa: RICE????
Shine: ARE THEY OK
Cyril: dick
Cyril: ^typed that with my imaginary dick
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Shine: are you trying to make me seem stupid?
Cyril: You dont even need my help for that
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[102 missed calls and 70 new messages from angel]
Cyril: what the fuck?
Angel: I SAW A COCKROACH
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Vet: ur dog is pronounced dead
Irys: oh my god
Irys: i cant believe i have been pronouncing it wrong
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Jae: would you like some tea?
Reizel: What are the options?
Jae: yes or no
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Kainut: how was everyones friday?
Reizel: it's saturday today tf
Kainut: This had nothing to do with my question, u circus clown
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Rice: i got a rooster and i named it after you !
Shine: Aw, is it because its cute like me?
Rice: its loud and annoying like you-
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Isa: Hey about the love letter u sent
Cyril: um yeah-
Isa: the fourth sentence
Cyril: its where it gets emotional..
Isa: u forgot a coma
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Irys: i still cant believe im single on valentines day
Rice: yk.. what they say.. Roses are red, violets are blue-
Cyril, sipping from the glass: vodka is cheaper for one than two
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Shine: i cant explain how much i hate fucking bees
Reizel: then stop fucking bees shine, its a simple solution.
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Kainut: i will take a nap, dont disturb me
Irys: before you go go
Rice: dont leave me hanging like a yoyo
Shine: Wake me up bfr you go go
Angel: I make the world go do-
Kainut: STOP
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Reizel: fuck everyone who doesnt like me
Shine: wow thats alot of sexual intercourse
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Isa: They are so fucking immature sometimes
Reizel: remember when they found out they can drink two glasses of coke together
Irys, running inside with three glasses of coke: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME
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Irys: Shine are you vegetarian
Shine: Im a capricorn
Angel: shine you are a libra
Rice: i thought she is american
Angel: SHE IS INDIAN
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Police officer: How high are you?
Shine: no officer, its Hi, how are you?
Police officer:
Shine: Im good, what about you?
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Cyril: [using laptop]
Laptop, on low charging: [*creates noise* low charging, please charge]
Cyril: FUCK OFF IM RUNNING LOW ON MOTIVATION TO LIVE TOO BUT DO I FUCKING GO LIKE "BO BEEP BO" EVERY MINUTE?? DO I??? NO???
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Short one bcs my mom is calling me to sleep and the next thing i know is her coming inside and taking my phone 😃‼️