Tony started a chatroom
Tony invited steve and Clint
Steve and Clint joined
Tony: romanoff is wearing pink! romanoff is wearing pink!!!!
Clint: are you sure it's not a white shirt that had just been bloodied from the vile, gruesome death of her enemies?
Steve: maybe it wasn't her? Does she have a twin sister?
Tony: if Natasha had a twin sister she would've eaten her in the womb
Clint: wait, hold it, stop. how come you didn't tease her about it?
Tony: it's Natasha, she's scary
Clint: you guys are unbelievable
Clint: I wore a tie with a splash of purple once and you called me mr grape for two years:(
Tony: oh yea we forgot about mr grape
Steve: don't tease him tony
Tony: shut it capsicle
Bucky joined
Bucky: steve why are you throwing stones on my window?
Steve: because I wanted to talk to you
Bucky: you're so old fashioned steve, what do you have your phone for?
Steve: okay, sorry, you're right
Steve: ejensn
Steve was disconnected
Bucky: he just threw his fucking phone at my window
Tony: I'm not buying him a new one
Clint: that man can be so dumb
Y/n joined
Y/n: why did steve throw a phone at Bucky's window
Tony: scroll up
Y/n: shit omg xjsjrnen this is so funny
Clint: ikrrrrrr
Y/n: To Tony,
Tony I need a new phone
Sincerely,
Steve
Tony: did you just write me a letter?
Y/n: To Tony,
Yes since I'm using y/n's phone I thought you
won't know who I was
Sincerely,
Steve.
Tony: give y/n back her phone now
Tony: I'll buy you a new one later
Y/n: he said ok thank you
Y/n: lmaoo
Bucky: that uncultured swine
Tony: y/n where are you?
Y/n: otw to the kitchen why?
Tony: I need you to babysit Morgan
Y/n: ok sure
Y/n: um Clint why are you pouring salt in your coffee?
Clint: I'm not
Y/n: clint it's fine just admit you made a mistake
Clint: *drinks coffee anyway* I prefer my coffee with salt
Y/n:...
Tony:....
Bucky:....
Hope and Scott joined
Hope: y/n I need your help
Y/n: shoot
Bucky: no don't violence is never the answer
Y/n: shoot as in shoot the question
Bucky: how do you shoot a question? Do you have special guns for that?
Y/n: I'm gonna ignore that
Hope: Scott said he was magical in bed
Everyone except Scott and hope:....
Y/n: so you need help in your sex life?
Hope: no
Y/n: then?
Hope: so he said he was magical in bed...
Hope: he actually did card tricks on me
Scott: they were good ok
Y/n: wow
Y/n: I have the urge to throw myself off the building
Scott: hope we have to gooo
Scott: Kurt stepped on ANTlexander the 11th and ANTdrew
Hope: not again
Hope and Scott left
Tony: well that was something
Thor joined
Thor: *trying to flirt* what state do you live in?
Y/n: constant anxiety and depression
Bucky: denial
Tony: perfection
Clint: NYC
Tony: that's literally a fucking city
Thor: I give up
Y/n: why did you ask thor?
Thor: I was practicing what you mortals call flirting so that I can use it on jane
Nat joined
Nat: Steve just fell down the stairs
Thor: yeet
Tony: who taught you that?
Thor: y/n,shuri and Peter
Y/n: that still wasn't right you have alot to learn
Nat: indeed
Thor: what is an oohwooh?
Bucky: idk maybe some kind of a bird
Thor: what's idk?
Bucky: i don't know
Thor: if you don't know what it means then don't use it
Bucky:....
Y/n: thor did you just pronounce uwu as oohwooh?
Thor: yes
Y/n: please adopt me
Tony: HEY
Nat: tony your daughter is not going anywhere
Tony: she's not my daughter
Y/n:...
Thor: what does take out mean?
Tony: food
Clint: dating
Nat: murder
Bucky and thor: .....
Y/n: and all three if you want to have fun
Pepper joined
Tony: hi sweetheart
Pepper: ugh you make me YEet
Tony: peoPER WHAT
Pepper: oof she SnaPPED
Y/n: oh yea she hung out with the golden trio while you were gone
Tony: golden trio?
Y/n: yea me, peter and shuri
Pepper: and that's the tea
Pepper left
Tony: thor?
Thor: my mother used to call me thor:(
Tony: that's bc that's your name?
Y/n: tony stop it yk he's sensitive
Thor left
Y/n: agh great
Y/n: I gave him poptarts now he's smiling:)
Y/n: he's so precious
Y/n: #thorprotectionsquad
Clint: #thorprotectionsquad
Nat: #thorprotectionsquad
Bucky and tony: ....
Y/n: onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts
Everyone:.....
Y/n: your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Everyone: okay?
Y/n: lasagna is just spaghetti favoured cake
Everyone:...
Y/n: scorpions think that lobsters are mermaids
Tony: y/n pls stop what did we ever do to you?
Clint: nooo go onnnn
Tony: I need another word for water
Clint: no bone ice
Y/n: ocean sauce
Nat: earth juice
Tony: ok I understand y/n and Clint but nat??? You?? They've corrupted you????
Y/n: stop being dramatic
Peter joined
Shuri joined
Peter: I just electrocuted myself
Y/n: how shocking
Shuri: how do you feel currently
Peter: I feel kinda amped
Y/n: watt!?
Peter: I said it hertz alot
Bucky: are they ok?
Tony: this is normal they're fine
Bucky: but he was just-
Tony: he's fine I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making puns
Bruce joined
Bruce: uh guys? Sam just fell of a ladder and broke his leg
Y/n: omg how!??
Bucky: oh yea I was next to him when it happened and I will never forget his haunting last words
Y/n: what did he say
Bucky: "stop shaking the ladder you fucking piece of shit"
Everyone except Bucky:.....
Everyone except Bucky left
Bucky: guys?
Bucky: guys?
Bucky left