( everything will be simplified from now on. sorry, i have to make this story shorter )
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bold - jake
italics - you
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"hello?"
"jay! where the hell are you right now? our manager will kill us!"
"uh.. shouldn't you be digging for your graves now?"
"you know what i mean. shouldn't you be here fifteen minutes ago? don't tell me you overslept again!? jungwon is now ready to reveal your ass to the manager. what did i tell you about -"
"okay now. you should definitely look that the one you're calling is a wrong number. i'm certainly not jay!"
"come on jay. do not include us - wait.. now that i think of it. you don't sound like him at all!"
"wow. finally you noticed. i can say that i'm impressed"
"oh my god! someone else is talking to me. are you a kidnapper? a sasaeng?"
"why would i be? i don't even know you"
"Oh sorry"
"well then i hope this would be the last time i hear from you. ciao!"
"wait!"
"what now?"
"you're a girl?!"
"no, i'm gay"
"no, listen. this must be destiny. you're a girl and i'm a boy. you know what that means?"
"that you're not my type and be genderfluid like loki before i consider"
"no. i mean, we can start being friends and - "
"no shit sherlock"
[ beeps ]
"y/n! it's time we transfer to belift today.. come on before we become late to the meeting!"
"coming!"