A/N sooooo um this might be based off of a true story. I promise I have a good answer for why I did what I tried to do. But I just can't think of it.
(Also the microwave is ok it only sparked for a second)
Alex
I ALMOST BLEW UP MY MICROWAVE
Child
THATS WHAT THE BURNING SMELL IS
dad
Sprinkles what?!
Mom
What did we get ourselves into adopting you
Alex
A lot of messed up shit
BUT IT WAS SPARKING
I PANICKED
Dr.green
Are you ok?
Bob can't build it
Forget that
how did it almost blow up
Alex
Yes I'm ok
And first of all fuck you bob
Old man
LANGUAGE
Alex
ENGLISH
I thought we said this before
Are you so old that you have amnesia
Pigeon
HA
Bird brain
WAIT HOW DID YOU BLOW UP YOUR MICROWAVE
Alex
I JUST WANTED MY JUICE BOX
Violet
...
Bird brain
...
Dr.green
...
Bob can't build it
wHut
Dad
HOW
mom
HOW
Pigeon
HAHHAH
Dash
I did not see that coming
Bob can't build it
WHY DID YOU PUT A JUICE BOX IN THE MICROWAVE
Alex
IT WAS COLD
Child
I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR 2 MINUTES
Alex
I GOT HUNGRY
Mom
Sprinkles wHY DIDNT YOU JUST LEAVE IT OUT
AND WHY WAS IT COLD
Alex
I DIDN'T WANNA WAIT
ALSO IT WAS IN THE FREZER
Pigeon
WELL NO SHIT ITS COLD
Alex
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU COULDNT PUT A JUICE BOX IN THE MICROWAVE
Bird brain
Common sense!?
Alex
I DONT HAVE THAT I LOST THAT
Bird brain
HOW CAN YOU LOSE COMMON SENSE
Alex
I DONT KNOW BUT I DID
Bob can't build it
Red, bucket
Your child needs help
Mom
We have established that
Dad
Ya she does
Alex
Hey!!!
I do not-
SHIT THE WATERS BURNING
Dr.green
Oh no I'm out
Bob can't build it
Me to
Red bucket get your child
Mom
Yup
Dad
Got it