Bob can't build it
Children of this chat
I need help
Alex
Wut up Bob
Child
Hello 👋🏻
What do you need?
Bob can't build it
I need to make something but I don't know what to do
And since your teenagers you should have a good imagination
Alex
OH OH
Make a rat that can like move around with a controller and like get you food
Child
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
Alex
What noooo
Child
YES I KNEW IT
THATS WHY YOUR DRAWING A RAT
Alex
I WAS JUST DRAWING A SELF PORTRAIT
Child
OF WHO V.
Alex/ Venom
YOU HAVE STARTED SOMETHING
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR GOD DAMMED LIVER
Child
YOUR BANNED
Alex/venom
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT PAMPERS
I WILL HANG YOU OVER A FUCKING ROOF BATMAN STYLE
Child
JOKES ON YOU BATMAN DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE
Alex/ venom
NO HE DOESN'T INSTEAD
HE TAKES THERE BONES AND SENDS THEM ALL TO THE MOTHER FUCKEN E.R
DO YOU WANT THAT PAMPERS
Child
You do that you won't get chocolate and tater tots
You know the rules
Alex/ venom
FUCK THE RULES
Child
Well no chocolate for you
I'll hold your stash hostage
Alex/ venom
I'm gonna drop you out a window
Child
I would like to see you try
Alex/ venom
You little..
Bird brain
Does anyone know what is going on
Pigeon
What have I opened this chat to
Dash
I don't really know I've just been reading this
And watching it go down
Mostly in flames
Alex
I have retrieved the phone and the friends
No one has died
And no one was injured
Yet, it's still early
Child
V aLmOsT PuHSeD mE OuT oF A WinDoW
Alex
Not my fault
Bob can't build it
I just wanted to know what to build and child has been dropped out a window
What has happened to this generation
Alex
No one was pushed out a window
Just almost
Dr.green
I am very concerned
Child
It's fine Dr. Green!
I only live on the 3rd story
Alex
Not really helping
But about the rat
You need to make the eyes glow a cool color
Bob can't build it
Got it
I'll start making the plans for your rat
You want me to mail it to you when I'm done?
Alex
What wut
Bob can't build it
Ya when I'm done I can send it to you
I don't need a rat running around my house
Red
But we have pigeon and you let him stay
Pigeon
*gasp*
How could you Tasha
Even after Budapest
Alex
Oop
We got our first name drop
Due to the one and only...
✨Pigeon✨
So hello Tasha
I think a name change is in order
Ms. Nat
Pigeon. You. Better. Run
Pigeon
Oh shit
Bob can't build it
I can here her foot steps
And there is pigeons screams
Ohhh he's begging for mercy
She didn't give it to him
Pigeon
HELP
Ms.Nat
Don't give it to him
Dam he ran off into the vents
Pigeon
Egheheh
Old man
Why is Reds name nat he called her Tasha
Alex
Well I'm going to guess that Tasha is a nickname so it's close to Natasha
so now we have Ms.Nat
Violet
Wait
Alex
I'm waiting
Violet
Why do we have no mr/Ms/mx
But Nat does
Alex
Ahem
So nicknames are not formal but names are
there for Ms. Nat shall have a Ms at the beginning of her name as a sign of respect
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
*bows*
Child
*wipes tear*
So beautiful
I have taught you well my friend
Old Man
Taught her what?
Child
Respect for her elders
Alex
Ya I had no respect for adults after my parents died
And since Drake it dropped even more
Child
Oh ya
The respect dropped then
Alex
So did his body
Bird brain
WhAt
Alex
Eh it's ok
He was a dick
So we won't miss him
Child
Ya from the story's and photos he was a terrible person
Old man
That does not mean he should die!
Alex
The dead bodies in his basement said other wise
Old man
Are you joking?
Or is this just your type of humor?
I am really confused
Alex
Good
But he was paying homeless people to take part in experiments
or just straight up kidnapping them
They were homeless so not many people would notice if they went missing or died
Ms.Nat
You seem to know a lot about this?
Why?
Alex
First you sound like a spy
ARE YOU GOINT TO KIDNAP ME AGAIN
Ms.Nat
What no!
I just wanted to know why you know a lot about this
Alex
shureeee
Well my friend was taken
Her name was Maria
One day I was walking and she just wasn't there she always is
So one thing led to another and I found a bunch of dead bodies and medical equipment
And in the middle was Maria
It was sad but it's ok I've and moved on and stuff
Old man
You ok?
Alex
Actually yes it hurt for a bit but it's better now I has new friends
So we cool
Child
Ya we went to therapy so it's cool
The teens in question did NOT go to therapy and are just lying about there problems so the old people won't be even more concerned for Gen Z.
Even though they probably should be very concerned for Gen Z
Alex
So ya we talked about it so we cool
....
Bird brain
As a trauma counselor that was a good way to go about thing and talking to people
(A/N Sam Wilson was a trauma counselor in winter solder for solders with PTSD)
Alex
Huh that's actually really cool
...
So about the rat
Could you like just drop it off at my work sometime so you don't know we're I live
Bob can't build it
This is just a roller coaster of emotions
But ya I'll have a guy drop it off
Alex
Sounds creepy
You try to kidnap me I will have a mercenary on your ass
Dash
YOU KNOW A MERCENARY
Alex
Yes I also know a lawyer so don't test me
Ms.Nat
I love this child
Alex
Awww 🥰
Ms.Nat that's so sweet
I love you to🥺
Bob can't build it
Aww is Nat going soft
Ms.Nat
I will rip out your spine through your throat
Bob can't build it
Never mind
Alex
Ms. Nat you are my hero
Can you adopt me now
Child
And me to Ms. Nat🥺
Ms.Nat
YES
Your my children
They are mine
You other fuckers better back off
Bucket
Hey!
I call dibs on the dad
Sprinkles is My Child
Alex
YES
Sprinkles has changes Ms.Nat's name to- Mom
Sprinkles has changed Buckets name to-Dad
Mom
Yes
I will we're this name with pride
Dad
Me to
Mom
Bob you send anyone else to deliver the rat I will skin you alive
I want to see my child
Dad
Hey!
I'm going too
Mom
Fine.
Bob can't build it
Ok ok geez I'll give it to you when it's done
Alex
Ok well I have to get back to school
The teacher is coming
Child
Me to, gotta run
Mom
YOUR IN SCHOOL
Alex
nO iM nOt
Mom
SPRINKLES
sprinkles is offline
Mom
This conversation is not over!!!!
Alex
YES IT IS