(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5
5 (part 2) story
6
7: Picnic Plan
8
9
10
11
12
Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

54: Green Aliens Aftermath

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JasonTODD: I TOLD YALL THAT THEY ARE REAL! I KNEW IT.

DukeThomas: Guys we captured a green alien!

Damian.Wayne: I demanded for a alien dog. This alien speaks unknown language and then into English so I knocked it out.

DickGrayson: Um... Speaking of like aliens... Where's Timmy?

JasonTODD: I don't know. I haven't seen him at all today because I was too focused on these fucking aliens that think they could go around and make me look crazy. THEY ARE REAL AND I GOT ONE FOR PROOF THEY ARE IN THE NET.

Damian.Wayne: Jason Todd has a point. I don't know where Timothy has gone to my guess is that he went to the store to get something.

DukeThomas: Yes.

DickGrayson: Store? But he was with us.

Stephanie1: Nah he left and wanted to get started on doing some pranking early.

Cassandra: Oh so you mean to tell us that Damian knocked out Tim?

JasonTODD: No because he knocked out the alien that we are looking for. Tim is probably at the store.

Cassandra: Jay you knocked out Tim. He's in the alien.

DukeThomas: ALIEN'S CAN EAT HUMANS?

JasonTODD: THE FUCK??? THIS ALIEN ATE TIMMY???? THESE BASTARDS ATE THE FUCKING REPLACEMENT?@:&;2'dkekqosofjckw

Cassandra: I didn't word it right did I?

BarbaraG: No cass you didn't but that's okay.

Damian.Wayne: Very well. I must grab a sword and open up this alien and get Timothy out of there before he gets digested. It would be bad that Timothy would not be here anymore if I didn't.

DickGrayson: Guys she meant that Tim pranked you guys. HE'S THE ALIEN!

JasonTODD: Wtf Tim was a actual alien the whole time? Is that why he invites Conner and some other green aliens?

Damian.Wayne: I knew it. I knew from the start Timothy was always up to no good. Therefore I'm not surprised he's whatever he is.

DukeThomas: This just got weird.

Stephanie1: Wait I DATED someone who's a alien for real?

DickGrayson: No... that's not what I MEANT. STEPH YOU WERE IN ON THE PLAN!

BarbaraG: Oh my god. Tim is in the suit and he was pranking you people on thinking he was a alien when really it's a costume.

Damian.Wayne: Oh I knew that already.

DickGrayson: Dami what?!

Damian.Wayne: I can recognize that annoying stupid voice from anywhere. When Timothy spoke in English that's when I knocked him out because he is not funny.

Stephanie1: Damian you didn't have to knock him out omg.

Damian.Wayne: Too bad. I hope he has learned his lesson to not interfere with our plan that Jason and Duke has come up with.

JasonTODD: Oh. I should uh let him out brb.

DukeThomas: So not alien?

BarbaraG: Nope.

DukeThomas: Ouch. You should've seen how hard Damian punched Tim.

DickGrayson: Please don't tell me. I think I'm already growing gray hair from this STRESS.

Damian.Wayne: Do not worry Richard as I have not injury him badly.

DickGrayson: WELL I HOPE YOU DIDN'T. YOU KNEW IT WAS FAKE.

Damian.Wayne: During our rivalry I have learned that sometimes you have to take action in order to have the other learn it's lesson.

Stephanie1: Why does that sound so much like Jason would do that?

Cassandra: That's because he totally would. Expect he would add in as a prank way because I never have seen him actually angry.

BarbaraG: Are you serious? YOU never seen him angry?

DukeThomas: Wow I saw him angry and it was scary.

Cassandra: That's because he's annoyed. He will raise his voice but that doesn't mean he's completely angry.

DukeThomas: Are you reallyyyy sure about that?

Damian.Wayne: Duke you should listen to
Cassandra she can read body emotion therefore she knows everything that even I can't figure out.

Cassandra: Damian I'm happy that you love bragging about my useful skill but even you could see it he's not really angry. I mean he gets angry when it's about something serious happening.

DickGrayson: I'm going to agree that Jason doesn't take things seriously right unless it's actually serious for once?

Cassandra: Yes.

DukeThomas: Well now that I think about it that's true.

BarbaraG: Why are we talking about Jason being not serious and that he's angry when it IS serious?

Stephanie1: Wow B but when you think about it he's not really serious? So when he's actually mad you could tell?

BarbaraG: Yeah. Maybe.

DickGrayson: I agree. So Duke don't worry if he's mad that means something bad happened. Like REALLY bad.

Damian.Wayne: That means he's mature that's what Richard is trying to say.

Stephanie1: Since when did you compliment your brothers?

Damian.Wayne: I didn't. It's a fact.

JasonTODD: What the hell guys. I come back trying get Timbo out of the net and this is what I see.

Cassandra: We were just chatting.

JasonTODD: About me?

DukeThomas: Yes.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I agree what they all said tbh.

DickGrayson: OMG TIMMY ARE YOU OKAY?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: When I first did my plan I was okay. But when this demon spawn PUNCHED my FACE and caused me to knock out I wasn't okay at all.

Damian.Wayne: Yes. That is very common for people that get knocked out, genius.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: When did you start acting all smart and sarcastic again?

Damian.Wayne: I've grown up.

JasonTODD: HAH PLEASE DEMON YOU'RE HUMORING MEEEE.

Stephanie1: But you're ten!

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Exactly.

Damian.Wayne: Brown you idiot I'm ELEVEN.

Stephanie1: WHY DOES EVERYONE GET THEIR NAME FIRST BUT YOU CALL MY LAST NAME?

Damian.Wayne: You lost that privilege, BROWN.

JasonTODD: I feel very special then.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I feel a lot special. HE calls me Timothy. Hah. Not Tim or Drake or Replacement. Just Timothy. Full name and not even short for no reason.

Damian.Wayne: Timothy do not be ashamed of your horrid name. It is fine.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Please stop calling me Timothy just call me "Tim".

Damian.Wayne: Timothy. Enough.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: You got to be kidding me.

DickGrayson: Awwww I think it's cute that Dami wants to call his older brother name a full name. That shows he cares!

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: HE KNOCKED ME OUT DICK.

DickGrayson: Yeah I know that's why we are going to have a long talk. Don't remind me.

JasonTODD: I'm not in trouble.

BarbaraG: You're definitely not in trouble.

JasonTODD: Thank you. That's so good for
once.

Damian.Wayne: This was a trick to get me in trouble! I demand justice!

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Just remind me to NEVER do anything like that again.

DukeThomas: Okay!

Damian.Wayne: You see Richard? People learn.

DickGrayson: Wrong way to go.

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