Jujustu Kaisen Headcanons

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Introduction
Headcanons
First Time You Met
Civilian, Cursed Spirit or Sorcerer?
How Do They Confess
The Little Things They Like About You
What Kind of Music and Instrument
Sharing Your First Kiss
Chapter Not Found
What They Love Doing With You
Things They Fear You For
How They React When You Start Crying
When You Simp For Someone Else XD
How They Help You With Insomnia
Favorite Places They Bring You To
Seeing You In Something You Hate
KAMO CATCH-UP
They Play Genshin Now
When They Play Your DND Game
Giving JJK Characters Visions Because I'm An Archon
Learning Japanese From Them
< Oneshots >
Eternal
Please Say It To Me
Amuse Me, Human
This One's Mine
Kitchen Antics
Wither
Cookie Run
His Precious Duchess
Blackout Lights
Meeting Your Family
Princess
In My Hands, The World Ends

Invited To A Filipino Fiesta

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Some simple terms:
-Huy (Oi or Hey)
-Kuya (Older Brother)
-Ate (Older Sister)

Yuuji Itadori

-"What's that called? Looks so delicious...."
-Will asks relatives about the recipe no cap.
-Brings food as well
-"Y/N, I'm so jealous of you. I wish your father was like Yuuji."
-Your female elders are so jealous of you because they personally like Yuuji
-as for the male relatives...
-"HOY KUYA YUUJI!! LARARO TAYO NG VALORANT! (Hey, Big Brother Yuuji! Let's play Valorant!)"
-They love him.
-"Hey, you know how to fix a motor?"
-"Uhh... No?"
-"Okay, follow me. I will teach you."
-Your male elders would teach him how to fix cars or motors.

Megumi Fushigirou

-wants your cousins' pets
-"Why do you have so many pets?"
-Loves your chickens, for some reason
-"Can I keep him? Please?"
-Shocked to witness your mom cook the very same chicken right in front of your eyes
-Very anti-social
-To the point at the end he doesn't end up talking to anyone
-Will talk to whoever gave the pets
-"What breed is he?"
-"Oh, he's a Siberian Mix, I forgot which other breed.
-And
-"Hi Megumi, you're so handsome~!"
-Your cousins would try to make a move lol

Nobara Kugasaki

-Very jelly cousins
-"SHE LOOKS LIKE A K-POP STAR WTF."
-"Reminds me of (insert K-pop star)."
-"Huy, what's your skin care routine? Pwede ba imo share (Can you share)?"
-The children are scared of her
-Hoards the dessert ahahahh
-"Whatever this is, I'm bringing this to Tokyo."
-"We can make this at home, it's tofu and syrup (Taho)."
-Mother would compare you to her
-"HEY! THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW IT BITCH!!" She'd yell
-Short because Kugisaki can't calm her tits and will eventually start drama

Maki Zenin

-the male family members want her and are scared of her.
-Mom thinks she's a thug or smth
-Until they learn she's a martial artist
-"OH?? Wanna spar?" Your uncle's words and he's an arnis master
-Casual and pretty cool fiesta
-Loves the adobo and the Bangus (fish, basically)
-would help get the ingredients of the food (catch the chicken or the fish)
-Confused why no one's using chopsticks and only hands, but understands later on
-"Why hands? Oh... Makes sense. *proceeds to eat using her bare hands*

Toge Inumaki

-*staring contest with younger siblings/cousins*
-Gets along well with them
-Older relatives are confused
-"Is he mentally disabled or something? No? Ah..."
-Would get along with the deaf/ mute kid in your family
-Loves the fruit salad and would die for it
-*Toge has added a new word to his vocabulary*
-"Are you enjoying Toge?"
-"Fruit Salad!"
-"PFTTT"
-He'll be the make-up dummy of your sisters or cousins

Yuuta Okkotsu

-"Do you have a degree? You look like you have one."
-*visible confusion*
-The younger boys would wanna play with his katana
-"Hey, where's my katana Y/N?"
-"Oh shit.. *runs outside to see younger siblings playing with it*"
-Practically a baby sitter to the younglings
-Mom will spoil him.
-"Oh you handsome boy, here have some more barbecue and puso (rice)."
-Dad will act like he's his son.
-"Oi stop stealing Kuya Yuuta's sword okay? Dangerous."

Gojo Satorou

-The ladies be falling for this guy but if they had exs
-"He's a fuck boy, you know that right?"
-Will flirt with your ates and kuyas (if they kinda look like Geto ngl)
-And bully your younger siblings
-Your uncles will teach him how to drink
-"SIGE NA GOJO! INUM NA TA!!" (Come on Gojo, let's drink!)
-Will be a black out drunk 
-Made fun of by the rest of the family for being a light weight.
-And
-"IS THAT KID DRINKING SAN MIGUEL!?!? HE'S FUCKING 10!!"
-The said kid just laughs and drinks the San Miguel (which had water inside instead of beer)

Geto Suguru (Before Gojo Fall Out)

-"Does he have eyes?"
-Your emo siblings wants to stalk them but you made it clear not to
-*weird stares from relatives*
-*breaks the silence by making a stupid joke*
-*everyone laughs along*
-"Spicy? Don't mind if I do." *dips food in spicy sauce*
-*chokes in spicy*
-older sister be jealous of that hair (same)
-"What's your conditioner? Ya... Bring some next time ha."
-*smiles in pasalubong*
-Yeah, mom and dad gave him all the Filipino treats to bring home
-He's laughing like crazy because he knows he won't share with Gojo

Nanami Kento

-Your single mother relatives want him
-"A businessman? Wow, not only handsome, very smart too."
-Mom and dad adore him, like the older brother you never had
-He's a foodie (canon) and he's having fun with it
-"This is so good love. Can you make this at home?"
-He didn't know what to bring so he brought sake
-Gave it to your relatives and they want more
-"I should've brought more sake. They seem to love it so much."
-If drunk enough, he'd be singing karaoke with your uncles
-"BUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HELP FALLING IN LOOOOOOOOOOOVE WITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."
-Had so much fun in over years he wants to stay
-If your fiesta was held in the beach he's chilling on the sand with you with a bottle of San Miguel beer.

Junpei Yoshino

-He's gonna have a heart attack with all the social energy your relatives have
-"I can't breathe. Too much people."
-Loves the sweets no doubt, especially the coconut ones
-"I'm taking these home for mom."
-Your parents will give him wine for his mom
-So happy he forgot about being bullied
-SPOILT TO THE CORE CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE
-"Then... there was a scary scary monster that popped out of nowhere and killed the bullies! WHA!!"
-tells scary stories to the cousins 
-also really interested with horror stories from your elders

Ryoumen Sukuna

-"This is pig's blood? Okay. *drinks the bowl of dinuguan (cooked pig's blood)*"
-Everyone is scared of him ngl
-except your male siblings or relatives
-"KUYA WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE TATTOOS?! SO COOL, CAN YOU DO MINE?!"
-Casually jokes about taboo shit on religion and dark humor
-the cousins understand it just not the elders...
-Your grandma be grabbing the crucifix off the altar while your mom is holding holy water
-if you have a pet cat, he's stealing it home
-if not, well he's bullying your younger relatives
-"ATE!! KUYA SUKUNA SCARED ME!!"
-"BULAGA!!" (boo! in filipino)
-"EEEKKK!!! ATEEEEEE!!!"
-Dad approves?
-"You know how to fix a car?"
-"No, but I can break a guy's back in half."
-"Good. I need someone to protect my girl."


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