I put away my phone and shopped for the supplies I needed to try to copy Janes cinnamon rolls. What really was Pesterchum, Why was it there? I don't know why. I hope it's not just another app the governments spying on us with. I cashed out the ingredients and I quickly bolted to my car and drove to my good friend Johns house. He always had a cute little house, We'll, a cute big house. John was pretty good with his money, But hey, He was a better friend then a bank teller.
As I parked my car his girlfriend jumped out of the blue front door and she hugged me tight as she was crying and giggling. I hugged her back and I asked "What's wrong Roxy?" And she replied sincerely "Nothing in the world," her voice went into a hushed whisper "John purposed!" She started squealing out of joy. "That's great, What'd you say?" I asked her. "Nothing" she said and I whisper shouted, "Go to him!" Then the blonde ran inside and I smiled, Always good to see your friend makes others happy.
I walk in to Johns place a few minutes later and caught Roxy and John having a very serious make out session on the couch. This is weird, I feel like I'm interfering. As soon as I knew it John stopped kissing his fiancé and he looked at me and said in his quirky voice "Oh hey! What are you doing here?" He smiled and I felt a bit awkward and replied a few seconds later "Um, I came to just hang out with you guys, Am I interrupting anything though?"
John shook his head and patted the recliner next to him "Sit down please" he said so I sat where I was told. Roxy stood up giggling and she skipped to the kitchen. "So what's up?" John said sitting up, with an awkward full boner still. I didn't look at it, Much. I didn't like it, it was just there. I looked up at him, And replied "I got this new messenger, It's called Pesterch-"
"Pesterchum! Oh my gosh, That thing is so awesome girl. It lets you meet people from other planets, I can put you in this awesome group chat!" John smiled, interrupting me. "Okay?" I smiled, unknowingly of what could happen.
I took my phone out and handed it to John, He then proceeded to creating me a profile, and joining me into the chat called 'R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTY!!'
"So whys the chat like that?" I asked John because he replaced the letters with numbers. "Oh, The chats like that but I can turn on a translator if you want" He replied then I nodded. I usually liked to see things more clearly [and because the author of this is too lazy to].