Just for fun- alright- if Tubbo and Ranboo ever fought it would be like this-
Tubbo's pov
'So Ranboo-'
'Tubbo you are on my back and I am cooking right now what do you want? Me to burn this house down again?'
'No just a question' 'shoot it'
'if you had the chance to kiss me for free but kiss the cutest boy on planet earth for 100 quids who would you kiss?'
'You?'
'Then who the fuck is the cutest boy on planet Earth may I know?'
Ranboo looked at me with the look of absolute confusion and disappointment-
As I look away 'Hmp do not talk to me-'
'Bee no- You are the cutest boy please no-'
'i am so disappointed in you-' as I laugh slightly as we both just burst out laughing
'haha- this is the equivalent of having your boyfriend cheat on you in your dreams and breaking up-' Ranboo says as we start laughing even harder my stomach hurts-
What is that smell-
GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER WE ARE DEAD- RANBOO BURNT DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN-