𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 1. 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 18
Ｈ Ｌ Ｒ
ʜᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴇsᴏʀᴛ
🏝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐧,𝐦𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨🏝
ᴏᴍɴɪsᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏᴠ
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"HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO HOOD LOVE RESORT." kash yelled over the wind.
"AS YOU CAN SEE, MOTHER NATURE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY SHOW."
"BUT ANYWAYS, LAST CHAPTER WE SAW OUR MEN HAD A NICE LOVELY WORKSHOP." she smiled.
"IM HONESTLY SO PROUD, THEY'RE GONNA BE ALL GROWN AND SHIT."
"AND DRACO SAID HE FINNA MARRY ME, BUT IM ALREADY MARRIED TO ALL MY BAES IN THE COMMENTS."
"SEE? IM LEARNING TO BE LOYAL."
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"y'all sleeping a lil too muthafuckin long for my liking." kash said over the speaker and they still wasn't waking up.
"ohhh okay, since y'all wanna play with real nigga kash." she nodded before blasting youngboy.
"NIGHT TIME IM UP AT THE RIGHT TIME!" she yelled doing the aggressive santana dance.
"KASH!" everybody groaned.
"SEWER DAMAGE I SAY HE GET PIPED NOW!"
"DEMON BABY KILLIN SHIT ON SIGHT NOW!"
"bro shut the fuck uppppppp." kizo put his pillow over his head.
"MONEY CRAZY STAY WITH LEAST A HUNDRED THOU!"
"NIGGAS KNOW IM IN HIS BITCH JUST LIKE IM BEN FIELDS!" draco yelled standing up on the bed
"DRACO I LOVE YOU!"
"I LOVE YOU MORE KASH BAE!"
"i'm done at this point." kiki got up and walked to the bathroom followed by everyone else.
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𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲.
"y'all, i'm finna prank quani ass." nia smirked.
"what you gon do?" leia laughed.
"i'm gon do the being clingy and overly touchy prank."
"and imma act like i'm horny too, his ass ain't getting not one piece of pussay from me." she said.
"we needa make a channel for hood love resort, so we can post all the pranks and stuff." lala suggested.
"not a bad idea, but baby who you gon prank?" yanna asked making some of the girls stiffle their laughs.
"ion know, maybe ski." she shrugged making yanna mug her.
"girll." kiki burst out laughing.
"kiki." leia hit her arm.
"anyyywaysss, lemme go prank my baby." nia chuckled standing up and walking to the lounge room where quani was.
"hey mamas." he smiled as she walked over to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
she needed to find a way to set up her phone without him seeing.
"bae i'm thirstyyy." she pouted sitting next to him.
"tryna drink my spit?" he smirked turning the tv on.
"no i'm tryna drink water." she laughed.
"only cause i fuck witcho ass." he shook his head going outside to the kitchen.
she quickly set up the phone on one of the tables.
"hey y'all so imma make this quick my name is nia and i'm part of hood love resort and i'm finna be pranking my lil boo quani and do the being clingy prank."
"so yea i told him to go get me a water and he supposed to be on his way back right now so lemme just act normal." she laughed sitting down on the couch.
"watchu laughing at." he asked handing her the water.
"nun foe." she smiled.
"i be forgetting yo lil ass from da raq." he chuckled.
"how was your day sexy mamas." he asked as she sat on his lap.
"where you got that name from?" she laughed.
"ion know i just made it up."
"why you so far awayyyy." she whined scooting up on his lap.
"bruh i literally sat here for 5 minutes spelling scooting with a k and i was wondering why it was showing up red." - kash
"we can't possibly be any closer." he laughed as she put her head in his shirt.
"you crazyyyyy nia."
"i wanna be in your skin quanii." she kissed his chest.
"you den stretched out my damn shirt." he shook his head taking it off.
she sat up and started admiring his chest tattoos.
"you like sum you see?"
"hell yea." she wrapped her arms round his neck and tightly hugged him.
"get off meee i can't breath girl." he chuckled laying her on her back.
"come here." she bit her lip making grabby hands.
"i am here shordy." he put her feet in his lap and rubbed them while paying attention to the tv.
she started rubbing her foot on his print making him smack his lips and stale face her.
"baeeee." she laughed grabbing him so that he laid on top of her.
"you want sum dick assum?" he mumbled laying his head on her chest.
"wow you use me as an object, i can't just have my baby all over me?" she jokingly asked.
"ight mama my bad." he chuckled rubbing her stomach.
she started playing with his dreads and then rubbed his lil beard.
"can i have a kiss?"
"no."
"give me a kiss now." she aggressively grabbed his face pulling him up closer to her face.
"why you so aggressive?"
"cause i am now kiss meee." she puckered her lips out and he licked them.
"lemme suck yo tongue." she smirked.
"nah you nasty." he pecked her lips multiple times.
"please bae." she shifted around making him flip them over so now she was on top of him.
"this couch prolly big as hell cause how tf." - kash
"pleaseeeeee baeeeeee." she rocked back and forth on him making him groan and grip her waist.
"stop that shit sania."
"lemme suck yo tongue then." she leaned down and got all in his face.
he opened his mouth as she stuck her tongue in it.
she started licking all on his tongue and shit.
"i gotta censor this." she thought before pulling away giggling.
"why you do that?" he rolled his eyes fixing his brick in his pants.
she kissed all over his face as he tried moving her off of him.
he finally got her up and sat her on the couch.
"you bein extra touchy today, why is that?" he looked over at her putting his hands in his pants.
"what are you talking about?" she took his one arm out and wrapped it around her while scooting closer to him.
he sighed and looked down at her before letting her lay her head on his lap.
"nia....you like me?" he asked playing with her baby hairs.
"yeah why?"
"no mama, i mean do you like like me?"
"yeah i like like you." she rolled over to look up at him.
"as a friend." she said the tiktok in her head.
"y'all she don't mean it she was just singing the tiktok 😂." - kash
"you like me as a boyfriend?"
"yeah, you like me as a girlfriend?"
"yea." he nodded leaning down and kissing her.
"i gotta pee." he stood up and she jumped on his back.
"bae i'm just going to the bathroom." he laughed
"and i wanna come, the fuck?" he went inside the bathroom and sat her on the counter.
she stared at him the whole time as he pulled out his dick to pee.
"no way i just normally said dick." - kash
"it's big." she said and he nodded agreeing with her.
she forgot that she had the camera recording in the lounge but she just said that she was gon crop it.
"why you hard?" she asked as he put it back in his pants and washed his hands.
"cause i'm around you." he licked his lips picking her back up and walking back to the lounge.
he put her on the couch and sat next to her.
"you just don't wanna give a nigga no space huh." he laughed as she climbed back on his lap and laid her head on his shoulder.
"you like when girls call you daddy?"
"sometimes, shit be weird if ian like em."
"ight li daddy." she mumbled.
"buttt i got sum to tell you." she stood up.
"you pregnant? we ain't even fucked yet."
"ion know if i said they did but they didn't." - kash
"no, i was pranking you." she laughed grabbing the phone off the table.
"what prank?" he mugged her.
"the being extra clingy and touchy, seems to me like he loved it yall." she said pointing the camera at him.
"fuck off." he laid flat on the couch.
"ight i'm finna go kiss my nigga ass cause he mad at me bye bye guyssss." she waved and turned the camera off.
"li daddy why you mad?" she asked sitting on top of him.
"cause youn even like me you was just up on me for a prank." he mumbled.
"i do like you! and i be up on you like that all the time you just tripping." she chuckled.
"mmhm..." he grabbed her neck and kissed her before laying back down.
"you tired?"
"yes i'm tired of you."
"boy byeee you love it here." she laughed.
"awwww." kash said over the speaker.
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chapter was cute as fuck and short too ngl.
MY BAD FOR NOT UPDATING i was starting a new story and thinking on ideas for this one💕
yaw ready for season 2?😼😼😼