text messages
july
hi....
july
Niko
july
niko
july
nikolai
july
NIKO
july
BITCH
july
NICHOLAS
bitchass
WHAT
bitchass
DONT CALLME NUCHOLAS
july
IT GOT YOUR ATTENTION DIDNT IT?
bitchass
what do you want ugly?
july
this is an emergency
july
im gonna need you to give me your full undivided attention
bitchass
what?? now you're worrying me
bitchass
is this another pasta energency
bitchass
because i know my grandparents are italian but im like just a guy from new york you know? i really cant help you there
july
no you idiot, i can make better pasta than you
bitchass
i know 😒
july
how were we roommates for so long? how did we survive? who fed us????
bitchass
good question actualky, i have no idea
bitchass
instant ramen
july
i repeat: how are we alive
bitchass
and also he who must not be named. I hate him but he did make the best tacos
july
ew but he rly did
july
NOT WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ANOUT
july
anyway
bitchass
OKAY EHATS GOING ON?
july
so like i have this opportunity to come back to new york
bitchass
OMG WHAT
bitchass
HOW OMGGG
bitchass
EXPLAIN. NOW
july
I AM. CHILE
july
taylor has some work there so she has to go in a few weeks amd she was likr heeeey u wanna come we can record ur songs there and im like ya that sounds like a good idea maybe i can stay with niko and his grandma and she was like sure or u can dtay with me and i freaked iut and left her on read
bitchass
you- you freaked out and left taylor swift on read
july
no i freaked out and left my potential girlfriend on read idc about Taylor Swift right now niko im freaking out over the future of my dating life
bitchass
hold on im confused
bitchass
is she NOT the future of your dating life?
july
YES SHE IS KEEP UP 👏
bitchass
DUDE U JUST SAID U DONT CARW ABOUT HER
bitchass
UR SO CONFUSING
july
NO YOURE JUST NOT PAYING ATTENTION
bitchass
I AM WTF
bitchass
AND WTF POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND SINCE WHEN???!!!!
july
SINCE WEVE MADE OUT A BILLION TIMES ALREADY IDK DUDE I REALLY LIKE HER
bitchass
LIKE RLY LIKE HER LIKE HER MUSICS GREAT AND SHES AN EVEN BETTER PERSON OR RLY LIKE HER LIKE UR GENUINELY CONSIDERING MOVING BACK TO NYC FOR HER?
july
yes
bitchass
yes?
july
to all of the above
bitchass
oh my gosh
july
yeah
bitchass
okay so whats stopping you from telling her "yeah i'll move in with you in NY?"
july
dude like
july
its complicated
july
i dont exactly know where we stand in our relationship yet
bitchass
do you wanna be her girlfriend?
july
that'd be pretty nice yeah
bitchass
and she makes you happy?
july
really fucking happy. You have no idea
bitchass
then i dont see what the problem is! you can move in with her and like it wouldnt be such a bid deal until u make it a big deal. like, shes just offering you a bed to sleep in, right? or... her bed?
july
no, she said she has a guest room and space for phoebe so i think thats where we're at for now
bitchass
okay great! then, it doesn't have to be anything more than a 'roommate' situation for now!
july
anD tHeY WeRe ROomMAtES
bitchass
i hate u 😭
july
okY yeah you're right i think
bitchass
do you wanna be back in new york though?
july
of course i do! I rly miss it there. despite everything. i miss you scrawny ass more than anything. as soon as i see you im hugging you and i am NOT letting go until both of our arms fall off on their own
bitchass
that sounds like a peachy plan
bitchass
hey i miss you too :)
bitchass
listen i gotta help nonna with dinner but say yes, will you? worst case scenario you come stay with us! my grandma will take one look at you and will make it her mission to feed you all the carbs in the world and you'll like it
july
is that what happened to your cheeks these past few months?
bitchass
way too much bread, auggie, wayyyy too much
july
hehehe tell ur grandma i'll be there
bitchass
great :))
bitchass
nOW GO TO UR GF AND TELL HER YOURE COMING WITH HER
july
NOT MY GF
bitchass
yet!!!!!!
july
yet
bitchass
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