You And Me - ⭐Varian X Reader...

By Ruddiger_Happiness

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You and Me is a Varian X Reader One Shot Book. (If that wasn't obvious already.) But it is also a one shot bo... More

Welcome
Happy New Year!
I chose... Dare!
The After Party
Ice Skating
Crossing The Line!
I'M SICK!!!
The Dance
The New Student
Incorrect Quotes!
First Kiss
Moving
The Science Project
Nap time
Incorrect Quotes: Part 2!
Time Travel
A Youtuber and Fanfics
The Break Up
Sleeping with a dummy
Incorrect Quotes: Part 3!
Band Mates
Big Hero 7
Switching Places
Varian Fever
An Apple Picking Song
BIRTHDAYS!!!
Love Before Age - Deleted
Incorrect Quotes: Part 4!
Text Messages!
Big Hero 7 ~ A Villain and A Hero!
I Just Found Something Awesome!!!
Real Love
Incorrect Quotes: Part 5!
Pick Up Line
Interview
Online Friends
Being a Bully (THIS HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE IN IT!!!!!!!)
Incorrect Quotes: Part 6!
So I'm gonna try something new just for today - F/R: THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR ME
Season 1: Varian Quote From Every Episode (He's In)!
Unforgettable!
Y/n's Messages
Valentine's Day Special ♡ Day Of Hearts
Ruddiger's Girlfriend
Police vs Criminal
Being A Bully - Part 2
What A Fight Can Lead To...
There's Another Girl In His Life
Incorrect Quotes: 8!
Help
Part 2: There's Another Girl In His Life
Pictures At The Museum
Love Me By Friday
I Have A Furry For A Girlfriend
"What if I don't want a baby?" ~Varian
A Secret With The Dark Prince
Part 2: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Idk what to title this but... I, uh- Boobs
Part 3: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Y/n And The 7 Kingdoms
Part 4: A Secret With The Dark Prince
A Paris France Trip
Adopted Or Not
Incorrect Quotes 9
Pregnant
Pregnant Part 2
Hotel Pool
There's Another Guy in Her Life
Part 5: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Target
Cough-
Ghost/n, Friend and Technoblade
I Will Have Apples, With A Side Of Raccoon
Drawings
I'M BACK!!!!
Idk what to call this, but this is part 1
Part 2 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 3 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 4 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 5 ~ Tangled Before
UPDATE & ONE SHOT
Little Miss Perfect
Background Story
Secret Texting Code
Secret Texting Code 2
Hello!
Author Note
Varian X Witch!Reader (Idk what to exactly name this)
Not A One Shot - But Still Important!
A YouTuber And Vlogs
TW: Blood

Battle Of The Babysitters!

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By Ruddiger_Happiness

Okay, you seriously need to go check out Disney's Adventures in Babysitting.

I just watched it for like the 100th time and I felt the need to add the rap song in here.

I'm only gonna add the lines/speaking parts because I'm to lazy to write out what happens.

Also remember in that one episode where Cass and Lance turnes to children, yeah, so think of that happening to Rapunzel, Cass and Eugene then also Red and Angry staying their same age.

Future Ruddiger here! Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t! Noooooo. I am so embarrassed by this one, but enjoy I guess...
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DJ: You ain't goin' nowhere till we get the facts.

Varian: *whispers to the group* What?

You: They want you to rap, Varian.

Varian: *turns back to audience*
Hello, my name is Varian.
These kids are my crew?
We're in a lot of trouble
and I'm not sure what to do.
You see it all started, when
our phones made a switch.
Y/n lied to the parents,
she's been a real witch.
Kid snuck out, the kitchen caught fire, the car got towed, all
because she's a liar.

Red: Now these bad guys are chasing us!

Rapunzel: We almost just died!

Cass: I got a tattoo.

You: Can we let that one slide?

Varian: This girl is ruining my life.
My job,
My reputation.
And if we ever get home, I'm gonna need a vacation.
But no matter what, I won't be a quitter
Gonna care for these kids,
cause I'm their ba-by-sitter.

Everyone but You and Cass:
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He's the babysitter

You: *whispers to Cass* She's good.

Cass: *nods*

Everyone but You and Cass:
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He ain't no quitter
He's the babysitter
He's the babysitter

You: *cuts in and grabs the microphone* Hold up just a minute, that's not the straight scoop.
This girl's so uptight,
she's all tied in a loop.
Uh, let's rewind this
movie an hour or two.
The kid snuck out, I didn't have a clue.

Eugene: Yeah, That's true

You: Okay I admit it, I don't follow rules
I'm not good with kids,
I'm not good at school.
It wasn't my plan to steal a car,
Or end up in jail or take it this far.
It's true, I lied, but nobody's died
And these kids are having
an incredible ride.
*pulls Angry to otherside of the stage, which Angry is on rollar skates*

Varian: You think you know it all,
but you don't know me.
See I'm more than just,
Mr Spelling Bee.

You: I wanna be a real artist:
Take pictures, get gritty,
On your first night out
in the big, bad city.
You're a cool guy Varian,
but I'm pretty cool too.
In fact,
I'm just as great a
babysitter as you!

Varian: She's right. I'm smart
and I do follow rules,
I work real hard, and
I care about school.
There's a time for fun,
to let go and climb trees,
But I am a real artist,
Now everybody say "Cheese!" *holds up camera and takes selfie with group and the audience in the background*

You and Varian:
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters
We're the babysitters
We're the babysitters
They ain't no quitters

We're the babysitters!

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Author's Note
So was this good? Should I make more songs that you and Varian sing?
You can request a song for me to do.
But I only do Disney Songs, so...
Choose a Disney Song for me to do! :)
Or don't, that's cool too.

Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:

See ya soon
Ruddiger

Word Count: 666

I hate this-

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