Seven, sniffling: I'm not sick, it's probably just allergies
Five: ok, tell me: are you, like, really tired?
Seven: I have depression, what do you think?
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Nine: are you sure Six's even gay? They barely even looked at me
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Four: new challenge! Don't say anything stupid for 24 hours!
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Humanized
Ten: I like your top, Six
Nine: I have a name, you know?
Six: *sighs* first of all, I'm the top, second of all, why are you like this?
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Five: nice rock
Two: thanks, Four gave it to me
Four: I threw it at you!
Two: aren't they the sweetest?
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Eight: is something burning?
Ten, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you~
Eight: Ten, the toaster is literally on fire
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Nine: I sleep with a gun under my pillow
Seven: I sleep with a knife
Four: both of you are pathetic
Nine: oh yeah? Then what do you sleep with?
Four: X
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Five: stop setting things on fire because you're curious on what'll happen. What will happen is fire
Nine: but what if something else happens this one time?
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Two: there's something I need to ask about you-know-who
Five: Voldemort?
Two: no
Five: is it Voldemort?
Two: no, it's not Voldemort
Five: you've never mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna assume it's Voldemort
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Seven: like they say: "If you can't beat them, curl up into a ball and protect your organs"
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Humanized
X: Four kissed me!
Seven: oh my god oh my god oh my god!
X: it was unbelievable!
Seven: oh my god oh my god oh my god!
Ten: ok, we need to hear everything. Seven, get the wine and unplug the phone. X, does this end well or do we need tissues?
X: oh, it ended very well
Seven: don't start without me! Don't start without meehhhhh!
Ten: ok, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or, you know, an "I gotta have you now" thing?
X: well at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh god. And then we sort of sunk into it
Ten: ohh... ok. Were they holding you or were their hands on your back?
X: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair
Ten/Seven: ohh...
*meanwhile*
Four: eating pizza with some other numbers: and, yeah, then I kissed them
Two: tongue?
Four: yeah
Eight: cool
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Humanized
Four, double checking supplies on a boat: compass, CB radio, sunscreen...
X: hotdog costumes!
Four: I'm sorry, what?
X: you know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Seven, gets mad with hunger, we put these on, and since Seven hates hot dogs, they won't try to eat us
Four: so you're saying Seven would rather eat us than hotdogs?
Seven: well I do hate hotdogs
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Four: I am literally evil incarnate
Four: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil
Four: which makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort
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X: I made us friendship bracelets!
Four: you know, I'm not a jewelry person
X: you don't have to wear-
Four: I'm gonna wear it forever and ever. Back off
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Six: what do you think of Nine?
*pause*
Seven: *sigh* nice pal
Six: I think they're gay
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Two: I don't dab. I stab
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Humanized
Five: *is wearing silk pants* how does this look?
Seven: like it slips on and off really easily
Five:
Seven: no I didn't mean it like that-
Nine: we all know what you meant
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Nine: honk
Six: WHAT?
Nine: HONK
Six: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?
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Five: tell me a little about yourself
Seven: I'd rather not. I like this group
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Two, admiring a sleeping Four: you're so cute...
Four, sleepily: I could beat your ass
Two, lovingly: I know...
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One: you need to practice your Spanish, Three. You're forgetting it
Three: lo siento. Estoy embarazada
One: you just told me you're pregnant... and you can't even-
X: congratulations Three! You're glowing!
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Four: how did none of you hear what I just said?
Nine: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Seven: I got distracted halfway through
Two: ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Ok, that's enough for now