peepeepoopoo

By peepeepoopook

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minecraft steve is bae More

Chapter 2: you smell
Chapter 3: Eatmytoes
Chapter 4: yourmom
Chapter 5: Joe
Chapter 6: Joe Who?
Chapter 7: Joe Mama
Part 8 part 1 :Penis

Chapter 1:your a loser

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By peepeepoopook

you wake up and realize your miserable and lonely. you put on shitty clothes because your not cool. you go to school and realize there is a new kid at school.

"ok class we have a new student" Mrs. scratchmyass says

you turn in the doors direction and your jaw drops..  is that a hot jacked man, or a 5th grade student....??????????

"hey" minecraft steve says. his sexy body swaying like a tree in the wind on a cold november night

"h-h-h-h-h-hey" you mutter, slightly lower then everyone else

"Minecraft steve you'll be sitting next to y/n" miss scratchmyass barks

"kk bae" minecraft steve winks and strides next to you. he smells like shit and hotness
"hey"

"h-h-h-h-h-ey" you say. he looks at you with his square eyes.

"damn shawtie your ugly" hey chuckles then says "lol jk, meet me in front of the tree at recess" Your heart skips a beat, then two, then three. you almost die but then minecraft steve using his extremely hot powers and bring you back to life. you adjust your jojo bow and wink.
"see you there babe"

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