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MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'm curious to know
August James
know what?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
if my contact name is still MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT in your phone
August James
it most definitely is!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
WHYYYY
August James
I mean, in case someone like steals or hacks my phone
August James
right
August James
and they go through my contacts and find you, they'll know it's the real deal!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You know what, I'm pretty sure it should be the OPPOSITE
August James
But what if that person really needs to contact you!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
And the only way to contact me would be through hacking your phone?
August James
Hey, you mock, but you never know what might be going on in that poor hacker's life
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You're right!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I should send you some sort of NDA to sign, I'm starting to no longer trust you
August James
Yeah 😤
August James
Yeah aha-ha, I'm about to call TMZ! I have them on speed dial! It was nice being your friend 🙏
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Since I'm already here, I'll just text you all the juicy gossip, yeah?
August James
omg! would u really? Thanks!!!
August James
While we're on the subject
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
uhu
August James
What do you have me saved as in your contacts??
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
not MISS AUGUST FUCKING JAMES
August James
Well that's a bummer 😒
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I mean, it shouldn't be
August James
WELL IT IS
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
how? 🤔
August James
So, what IS my contact name
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Just your name!
August James
Just my name?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yeah?
August James
So... August James?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yes!!
August James
.....
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
WHAT
August James
nothing 😒
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
August James
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
August James
OH MY GOD
August James
You did not just—
August James
I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST USED YOURSELF AS A MEME TO MOCK ME AND MY PAIN
August James
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
KAJDJSJSJS
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'll tell you what! I'll change your contact name if you change mine
August James
I see how it is...
August James
Okay, Swift. I like your style
August James
deal
Lil Tay Tay
Okay... what did you change it to?
Lil Auggie
😁😁😁😁
Lil Auggie
Lil Tay Tay
AUGUST SKDKSKSKAKA
Lil Auggie
wby? 😌
Lil Tay Tay
Lil Auggie
TAYLOR ANDKAKAKAAK
Lil Tay Tay
Are you happy now? 😸
Lil Auggie
No, you used a cat emoji unironically
Lil Tay Tay
😿
Lil Auggie
but i hate us ajdjsksks i cant believe we did that
Lil Tay Tay
we did THAT
Lil Auggie
Our minds 🤯🤯
Lil Tay Tay
Amazing, right?
Lil Auggie
Absolutely!
Lil Tay Tay
So are we good now?
Lil Auggie
Absolutely!
Lil Tay Tay
So, whatcha doin now? :D
Lil Auggie
making noodles !
Lil Tay Tay
You eat noodles way too much for it to be healthy
Lil Auggie
I'm 10% human, 90% spicy chicken instant ramen noodles
Lil Tay Tay
That's a little concerning, August!
Lil Auggie
🤷🏽♀️ I'm going through it
Lil Tay Tay
I'm ordering sushi for dinner!
Lil Auggie
Okay well don't rub it in 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
I was inviting you 🙄
Lil Auggie
For sushi...? 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
Yeah 🙄
Lil Auggie
i'm still gonna eat my ramen tho and then im gonna eat the sushi as well 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
That's cool. Anything in particular you'd like for me to order? 🙄
Lil Auggie
The crispy salmon thingy 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
Okay 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
Are we ever gonna stop rolling our eyes through emojis? 🙄
Lil Auggie
No 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
Okay 🙄
Lil Tay Tay
Text me when you leave 🙄
Lil Auggie
Sure 🙄