1:31pm
crops🧠
hi karl i have a question
karl jaboobs
hello handsome man i'm
all ears
crops🧠
you know dagger?
karl jaboobs
of course man! dream talks
about her all the time + she
invited me to her podcast
couple of times!!!
and she helped me with some
tales from the smp lore so yeah i
could say i know her
why?
crops🧠
i don't know i popped
in on her stream because dream
sent me an invite
and holy hell dude
she's so
so amazing???
i can't believe i just talked to her
like two days ago and not earlier
because i followed her on socials
for quite some time but FUCK SHES
SO COOL?!!
karl jaboobs
ohhh i see i see
crops🧠
you see what?
karl jaboobs
nothing!! >:T
crops🧠
karl...
karl jaboobs
corpse...
1:40pm
karl jacobs from
mr beast(100%real)
hi dagger!! something popped out
and i won't be able to appear on your
podcast on weekend :((
dagger from hit podcast
sounds good feels good
that's fine karl, don't worry!!
i'll find some replacement and
do not fret, we will do this another
day
we still need to finish the conversation
about apple and orange juice🤨🤨
karl jacobs from
mr beast(100%real)
sure we do man!!
again, i'm really sorry :((
but i do in fact have an
idea who you can invite
he's free and would be
really happy to hop in for
my place
dagger from hit podcast
sounds good feels good
and who that might be?
karl jacobs from
mr beast(100%real)
corpse!!
dagger from hit podcast
sounds good feels good
right
i'll ask him if he's free
thank u for the idea!!
karl jacobs from
mr beast(100%real)
oh he's free, trust me
np man!!
anyway, thank you
for understanding and
talk to you soon!! 🪱🪱
1:56pm
bellatrix 🧙♀️
ranboo i have a problem
sirius⚰️
mhm
and the problem is that...?
bellatrix 🧙♀️
so you know about my
slight fear of corpse because
he's just too cool and i'll
look like a dumbass
and apparently karl can't come
to my podcast on saturday
and he offered me to invite
corpse because he's free
at the time and he would like
to join
and i don't want to invite him
because i'll just look lame but
i already promised karl i will
do that...
sirius⚰️
i don't see the problem.
you just invite him??
also you already talked to
him so there won't be any
"fear of rejection" moments
bellatrix 🧙♀️
he can reject my invite.
sirius⚰️
oh he won't
bellatrix 🧙♀️
and why is that🤨🤨
sirius⚰️
you are just too cool
to be rejected
bellatrix 🧙♀️
it doesn't work like that ranboo.
you heard many stories of
women and men rejecting me.
sirius⚰️
well trust me, he
won't
🤨
≤))≥
_| \_
bellatrix 🧙♀️
you are spending way too much
time with tubbo and it shows
and ranboo don't you DARE
DO ANYTHING OR ILL TELL YOUR
MOM ABOUT THE FLIRTING THING
sirius⚰️
DAGGER
okay....
2:09pm
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
julieeeeeettttt
juul🚬
what now.
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
now??? i barely ask you for
your help!?
nevermind.
juul🚬
it was?? nevermind geez
whatcha want minecraft boy
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
so you know corpse
juul🚬
hell yeah i do oh em gee
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
aaand you know dagger?
juul🚬
i love her.
her podcast makes me feel like a hashtag bad bitch
tell me. it's about her right?
tell me now👹👹👹
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
oh
so dagger promised
karl to ask corpse to join
her podcast but
a) she's afraid of rejection
juul🚬
aren't we all ranboo
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
fair point.
b) she didn't tell me directly
but i knows she's lowkey scared
to ask him
c) she doesn't want me to
intervene
juul🚬
right, i know i'm smart
but you can't expect me to
come up with solutions to everything
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
ITS NOT LIKE THAT???
juul🚬
right and dagger didn't
threaten you with telling
your mom about the flirting thing
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
how do you even know that??
juul🚬
i have my own ways
but hear me out: we force tubbo
to text corpse to agree and then
corpse writes to dagger
boom. case solved, we're not
suspected of anything
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
why would we be even suspected of
anything in first place??
juul🚬
oh em gee
first of all, you ask too
many questions. it's gonna
get you killed someday
second of all you literally
said dagger doesn't want
you to intervene
stick bug from bug life🧍♂️
she'll connect the dots immediately if
she finds out it was tubbo
juul🚬
oh she won't, be a
little more optimistic
why would she find out anyway👹
2:14pm
i don't remember who
tubbo.
tub🛀
yeeees person i totally
know??
i don't remember who
i have a task for you to do
and i pay in ranboo secrets
tub🛀
i'm listening boss man.
juliet apparently (maybe tommy??)
good.
so you text corpse and
convince him to join dagger's
podcast
tub🛀
mhm and why would i
do that
juliet apparently (maybe tommy??)
because i'm nicely asking 👹
and i'll manifest you shit yourself if
you don't <3
tub🛀
oh
juliet (don't answer)
yeah <3
but you know don't tell him anything
just convince him and like do it
really cluelessly yknow??
tub🛀
got it boss
and which ranboo secret
i get on return?
juliet (don't answer)
trauma because of "california girls" song.
tub🛀
give me a minute
2:21pm
funky block man🤖
hi boss man!!
youtube streamer😾
hello tubbo
funky block man🤖
is there any chance of you
attending dagger's podcast
youtube streamer😾
if she asks me to... then yes
i assume?
why is that?
funky block man🤖
oh nothing i was just wondering
because the last stream was hilarious
youtube streamer😾
i joined for a couple of minutes
and we barely talked
tubbo are you okay?
funky block man🤖
no...
i'm just saying man, as a big
dagger podcast enjoyer
and corpse husband watcher
i would love to see that
youtube streamer😾
you've got it buddy
i mean when she asks me to.
i wouldn't reject that invitation
funky block man🤖
oh
that's good!!
youtube streamer😾
you sure you're okay?
funky block man🤖
i literally said i'm not
youtube streamer😾
right... you wanna talk about it
buddy?
funky block man🤖
never talk to juliet she can be
evil
bye bye!!
youtube streamer😾
i...
who's juliet?
2:30pm
unknown
hello
okay how do i put it...
i know you and you know me
but you don't have my number
and i know we both care
about privacy so i promise
you i am who i am but i
need you to confirm that
you are who you are
corpse🦇
what?
unknown
i just wanna make sure i
texted the right person and
not a random stranger on internet
are you corpse.
corpse🦇
depends on context but yes
i am and how did you get my
number... person??
unknown
from dream!!
i'm dagger by the way, sorry
for scaring you but i'm just
panicking over my phone
number being known to someone
who shouldn't know it
corpse🦇
that's a huge relief
and i do in fact get you.
so don't worry about that🖤
dagger‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
oh okay that's good that's good
so, corpse i have a deal
i receive you as a guest on my
podcast this weekend, you receive
a fun time and a possibility to hang out
with me
corpse🦇
i accept your deal with
pleasure
dagger‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
oh
oh!!!
that's good i'm so happy rn!! :D
thank you corpse oml you just saved me
ill give u my discord and i'll call you when it's
time, alr!! i do it off stream so don't worry about
anything <3
corpse🦇
you are just so welcome
dagger‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
mommy milkers enjoyer#6969
talk to ya soon!!
[🎍] AXE SPEAKS!
i decided to give corpse a name (it will appear in next chapter but i wanna say this now), however it is fake and imaginary, keep that in mind.
also omg a wild juliet appeared!!!
love you, take care. drink some water, grab some snacks. rest!!! you need and deserve it <3