"yes. it was me... Gordon... GORDON RAMSAY!"
"Oh my gosh," Nanny says as she starts doing the macarena around the room.
"I cant believe Gordon Ramsay and misses crabapples have been living under my room for 69 years straight!!!!!!!!!!!" she says surprised.
"Yes. and now we do have to kill the evil dog that resided upstairs. all my years down here I have managed to conduct a magic lamb sauce type to kill off dogs. because I hate dogs." The Gordon says proudly.
"ok let's go!"
The all go upstairs and right the dog one last time.
"COME HER FOUL BEAST!" Gordon shouts, but nothing. the dog was gone. the turd still was there. taunting them with stinky wiff.
"where is Big Bertha?!"
Suddenly Gordon fees himself being pulled.
"OH NO! IT'S A BLACK HOLE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"
It seems the dookie had become so Elon Musk it turned into a black hole. darkness was all you could see when you looked into the whole. then it was all you could see. they were all sucked in.
"AHHHHHH"
Big Bertha and Gordon Ramsay were floating around in the dark matter, then Nanny and miss Crabapples.
THE END!