Girlfriend - Hey, it's over.
Boyfriend - What? Why? After all I did for you, this is how u treat me you ungrateful jackass.
Boyfriend - It's fine, that's why I slept with 3 of your best friends you bitch. Who's laughing now?
Girlfriend - ...I was talking about the movie?
Boyfriend- oh... how was it?
Girlfriend - better than you.