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'WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS'
Y/n Hargreeves POV:
"Finally, the whole family is back... Took you'll long enough" I said as I stretched out my arms and let out a huge yawn,
"are you all seeing young Y/n as well?" Klaus questioned again, this time everyone nodded in response, "This day just keeps on getting messier" exclaimed Luther,
"Shall we head inside?" I asked as I started walking back not waiting for a response I went in and picked out a packet of chips from a cabinet and sat down at one of the chairs,
well in this way... of course not as poised but you get the idea,
as I waited for everyone else to come in, Vanya came and sat on the chair next to me as Allison stood behind us, I slowly slipped my hand and held Vanya's I knew how happy she was seeing that five was alive and alright, they both had a little thing for each other, She saw me and smiled wholeheartedly and softly whispered "welcome back", then turned her attention back to five not leaving my hand,
five was at the other end of the table as he kept down a chopping board, I was still munching on my chips with my free hand as the packet was on my lap,
"What's the date, the exact date?" he began as he walked over to get bread,
"The 24th", Vanya replied
"Of what?"
"March"
"Good"
"So are we gonna talk about what just happened?" Luther asked as he glanced at me and five, I just stared back at him blankly and pointed towards five, he was sitting across me on the other side and behind him was Deigo and on the table in the middle was Klaus, my favorite brother, Five was too engrossed in making his sandwich so he looked at me again and before I could say anything he began,
"It's been 17 years", five and I scoffed in unison
"It's been a lot longer than that" five replied annoyed,
"A lot" I repeated with my mouth full, I think Luther was trying to block five's path but then five did that spatial jump thingy of his and disappeared from in front of him and appeared behind him to get something from the top shelf,
"I haven't missed that" Luther whispered,
"where'd you go?" Deigo looked at me and asked,
"To the future, it's shit btw" five replied before I got the chance,
"Called it," me and Klaus said it together, letting out a giggle at our answer,
"I wasn't asking you, I was asking y/n" Diego replied harshly,
"Let five finish his ranting then I shall explain you my shit"
"Well, I should have listened to the old man, you know jumping through space is one thing but jumping through time,"
" is a toss of the dice," we said together, he shot me a look as to say 'stop interrupting', I shot him one what looked like a normal look to others but he understood,
"Nice Dress" he complimented Klaus, you see what I mean,
"Oh well, Danke"
"Wait, How did you get back?" Vanya asked,
"In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time"
"That makes sense", "That makes no sense", I and Deigo said together, then we exchanged looks, I think they all forgot I was the smartest out of all of them and I practically taught five what he knows now,
"well it would if you were smarter like y/n, Deigo", he took that too harsh and got up to attack only to be stopped by Luther,
"How long were you there?", Luther asked changing question,
"forty-five years give or take"
"Only?" I mumbled,
"So you're saying your 58?" asked Luther,
"Lmao, I am older than all of you" I stated,
"wait what, how old are you?" five asked,
"I am fucking 70", I replied as I turned my bag of chips upside down over my mouth,
"Well my consciousness is 58 just like y/n's is 70, but now our bodies are 13 again" I nodded in agreement, five was down with his sandwich and picked it up to take a bite, he made his favorite peanut butter marshmallow sandwich,
"Wait how does that even work?", Vanya asked, I left her hand for a moment as I crumbled the wrapper and tossed it in the bin above five's head,
"Score!" me and Klaus exclaimed,
"Dolores kept saying the equations were off, eh bet she's laughing now," he said as he took a bite and turned to face us, ignoring me and Klaus
"Dolores?" Vanya mumbles, I saw the pain but chose to ignore it at the moment I am not that caring,
"Well see it's easy maths for a person like me therefore me coming up as a 13-year-old was planned although in five's case it was a mistake," he walked back to his place and picked up the newspaper on the side,
"Guess I missed the funeral?"
"How'd you know about that?" Luther asked dumbfounded,
"what part of the future do you not understand?"
"What Funeral?" I asked curiously,
"y/n dad died," Allison said softly as she remembered I came today as well,
"How?"
"Heart failure" five replied
"Yeah", "No", answered Diego and Luther together,
"yes or no?" I asked rather louder than I planned to,
"We are not sure" Luther replied,
"Nice to see nothings changed," Five said and turned to walk away,
"Uh, that's it that's all you have to say?" Allison questioned disappointed,
"What else is there to say? Circle of life" before he exited I caught him by his loose Suit Jacket and pulled him back,
"Now my storytime kiddo", I said as I forcefully pushed him on my seat and went and took his place,
"Let's Begin"
FUN FACT: Y/n and Klaus kept exchanging their uniforms occasionally.
This person is soo creative...