8:17 pm
What's something I don't know about you?
Like, um, when's your birthday?
wow
could it be?
Moony texting me first?
as though hes willingly participating in a conversation!
Piss off.
I'm trying to be nice.
its so hot when you swear
...
youre flattered arent you
Absolutely not!
aww i knew youd eventualy fall for my charms
Hmph. All I wanted was a casual conversation between friends and you've turned it into an interrogation.
if you didnt want to be more than friends you shouldnt have kissed me
If you didn't want me to, I won't try again.
I wasnt complaining
That's extremely informative.
Sirius groaned at his phone in frustration. He couldn't exactly mention that thinking about Moony kissing him gave him butterflies, just like those cliche romance movies. And that remembering Remus's slender hands in his hair gave him a small burst of joy. And he wanted that again. (Preferably while kissing.)
Because he felt like the only other person he'd had such an instant connection with was Prongs, and that was different, anyway. He didn't want to date James.
you knew what you were signing up for
I didn't actually sign up.
You kinda barged onto my phone and into my life demanding answers for homework.
which you never gave
You actually thought I would?
well no, but i was hoping
it's called optimism
I'm not an idiot like you, I know what optimism is.
hmph
Pouty baby Padfoot.
well, since you asked, my birthday is november 3
Changing the subject when you can't find a good comeback?
i feel so attacked right now
like did we switch personalities
Hah you wish. So that I would flirt back.
fine. i liked it when you kissed me
happy?
Very.
aww really
Maybe a little.
Since you told me yours, my birthday is March 10th.
you mean it passed while we knew each other and you didn't tell me???
I prefer when people don't make a big deal. Usually my parents didn't.
well, like, mine either, but all the more reason to celebrate now!
This is where we are different.
what do you like
(You)
Um. What?
other than me
presents wise
what types of things do you like people to get you
Books.
Chocolate.
Sweaters. Really fuzzy ones. There is no point in having a sweater if it isn't fuzzy.
But just don't trouble yourself. You don't have to consider getting me anything.
shut up moons i can do whatever i want
but fuzzy sweaters look so dorky
how can you stand it?
You've known for a while how much of a dork I am.
And I know you like it. So don't complain.
fine youve got me there
but personally im more of a leather jacket person
Of course. Gotta prove to the entire world how punk you are.
you cant deny i am tho
Could, can, and do.
*dramatic sigh*
Oh no, you're one of those people.
*look of bafflement*
im sure i dont know what youre talking bout
I'm sure you do, so I will decide to try and ignore it.
aw how benevolent of you
Oh crap Dorcas just came into the common room (shockingly earlier than usual) with Marlene. She's wearing one of those shirts.
you mean those friend shirts that are just so amazingly embarrasing you dont even know what to do about it
Yep.
This one just says FUCK YOU, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT in really big letters across her breasts.
oof
on the contrary, james today was wearing one of those friend shirts that just make me secretly happy
One of those ones that shows they support you?
yeah!
its black, with the pride flag in a heart shape and the word ally in black letters inside
on the back in white letters it says 'i am not lgbtqia+, but i support this crazy idea that people should have equal rights'
I love that kind of shirt.
Actually, come to think of it, Lily has the same one.
muahahaha
are you thinking what i am sherlock
No, we will not convince them to wear the shirts on the same day so that everyone thinks they are a couple.
no, i think we totally will
Grrrr
...
Fine, it's a decent idea.
Get back at Lils for all those times she embarrassed me about you.
ooooooo what has she said
That it sounds like a Wattpad romance, she calls you lover boy, she gives me all these little smirks whenever my phone gives me a notification.
my god her and james are secretly twins
I should hope not, otherwise we can't ship them together.
so.... you in
I suppose so.
yayayay
prank plot 1.0 of wolfstar commences!
The fuck is wolfstar?
i may perhaps be listening to prongsie a little too much
its our ship name
Since remus means wolf and sirius is a star
For Pete's sake.
don't bring peter into this, hes innocent
I am going to converse with an actual intellectual.
Wait.
Ick.
Not Dorcas, that's for sure.
what happened?
She's a bit busy doing slightly more than snogging Marlene in that little back room of the commons.
dammit i owe prongs three dungbombs
You bet dungbombs with James over whether Dorcas and Marlene would get together?
absolutely
Honestly why am I even surprised anymore.
dunno
you should know me better by now moonypie
I am going to the library to converse with Lily, as she is the only non-idiot I know who is not occupied.
I like that you aren't denying the fact that you are, in fact, one of my idiot friends.
What day should we tell them for the shirt plot?
Monday?
prongs's wont be clean on monday, can we do wensday?
Okay.
I'll work that into the conversation.
Bye!
farewell fair damsel
Adios foolish knight in dented armor.
...
well actually i think id be the damsel
Too right. You're the drama queen here, not me.
So offense
You know it's true.
ugh fair
Ttyl
Wow an acronym
didnt know you knew about those
Piss off, please. I've got to go.
sighhhhhhhh
ok
bye luv
Bye, Siri.