BAKUGO:
q: is it okay if i kidnap missy?
a: "absolutely fucking not."
q: when did you realize "oh shit, i fell for her"? (y/n)
a: "when she first put her shitty hand over mine."
q: how does it feel to be the best?
a: "fucking amazing." followed by "wouldn't you like to know, shit for brains?"
q: will you marry me?
a: "i have a wife." *fourth wall intensifies*
q: will you kiss me?
a: "no."
q: can i have your dog?
a: "didn't i already say no to this one?! fuck off!"
q: can i kiss you? if not, can i hold your hand or hug you at least it would mean sm to me😣
a: "i-"
y/n: "AGREE TO A HUG OR WE'RE DIVORCING!"
a: "fine, you can get a damn hug."
Y/N:
q: so. . . when you gonna hand over your cat? 🤨 gimme
a: "violence is never the answer, but it is a question. and the answer is yes."
q: are u always high or are naturally like that. (P.S ur supper sway 😩☝🏽)
a: "i consider myself a non-GMO, organic idiot. or at least that's what katsuki calls me. but my swagness does make up for it, thank you. you're super swag too <33"
bakugo: "how did she even say that outloud-"
q: can i please have your hand in marriage 😁)
a: "sure :)"
bakugo: "WE ARE MARRIED???"
KIRISHIMA:
q: did you encourage bakugo to confess or he did by himself?
a: "believe it or not, bakubro's a big boy now so he can confess on his own. please don't attack me for that, this is the only way i can make fun of him without him throttling me into the sun."
q: not really a question just letting u know that if ur dog randomly goes missing one night, it is absolutely NOT my doing i promise. okay? okay.
a: "should i be concerned????"
q: can i have your dog? 🤔
a: "that's it, i'm heading home to go check if riot's still there."
SERO:
q: so did the tape taste good when u ate it? asking for a friend 👀
a: "it didn't, but i should try cooking it. . . maybe that'll make it taste better."
q: you think you'd be able to eat 2 rolls of tapes at once? 👀
a: "why does that sound vaguely sexual? honestly, i probably could. my insurance won't be able to cover it though, i don't think."
q: PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME
a: "that reminds me of the zigzagoon in my pokemon pc. . . i really hope you're not her."
q: is there sexual tension between you two🤨📸 (denki)
a: "we're dating now so i would hope so."
q: have you ever considered elbow modeling?
a: "like eric nam once said, 'anything's possible if you pay me enough'."
q: scotch or duct 🤨🤨?
a: "scotch. it's crunchier. also because alcohol."
KAMINARI:
q: how did cheese feel?
a: "like an overly warm, stretchy, violating hug."
q: can i hug you 🧍♀️
a: "of course, babe! i'm touch starved anyway."
q: is there sexual tension between you two🤨📸 (sero)
a: "i don't know, lemme ask sero. SERO!" (cue sero's answer)
q: was the 6 seconds bussing🤨!?
a: "i. . . i would've lasted more if it wasn't."
sero: *absolutely losing it in the background*
IZUKU:
q: why. just tell me why did you have to be such a nuisance in bakugo's life?
a: "because i-"
lu with a megaphone: "BECAUSE HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT!"
actual answer: because izuku's a piece of shit.
YAOYOROZU:
q: what's your current opinion on Jiro??
a: "she's a very sweet person and i'm very grateful to have someone in my life like her. i don't think i could've been given a better soulmate."
ZADA:
q: why are you so swag?
a: "so before i was even born, i saw a light. and that light was like "we'll give you a choice, you can be swag or you can be tall" obviously i chose the swag option which is why i'm so swag right now. i was originally supposed to be 6 foot like my dad but I gave up that height for swag and now i'm short."
JERA:
q: jera, what was the lemon you read??? yk asking for my fish🥸
a: "zada's tamaki lemon on bnha scenarios, bestie 😩"
LU:
q: --
a: "NOBODY HAS ASKED ME QUESTIONS YET SO I'M INTERVIEWING MYSELF OUT OF SPITE!"
q: how did you come up with tv wife?
a: "watched cody ko's love island videos, took a thoughtful shit, and also read verified by atolla."
q: why are you so seggsy and swag?
a: "it's what happens when you stan the monopoly man."
q: why do you like making your readers sad?
a: "because if i'm depressed, i'm gonna make it everyone's problem."
q: favorite chapter(s) to write?
a: "epilogue, confession chap, denki getting rejected, sero's phone call with his mom, the prom chapter, and denki's drive with jiro."
q: least favorite chapter(s) to write?
a: "concert chapter, the gAnG confronting monoma."
q: why six seconds?
a: "read this other fic with a sex joke similar to that and i loved it, so i wanted to use it in one of my own works. i forgot the name of the book, unfortunately, but the dude lasted only four seconds i'm pretty sure."
q: do you have a cat?
a: "no, but i definitely want two in the future. i'd love my feline children equally."
q: did you have an outline?
a: "i did and then i threw it out the window and absolutely winged it because my dumbass messed up the timing of some of the plot points."
q: hand in marriage? (I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF COMMENTS LIKE THIS LMAO)
a: "nope, i'm married."
q: is this the end of the book?
a: "yes."