You And Me - ⭐Varian X Reader...

By Ruddiger_Happiness

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You and Me is a Varian X Reader One Shot Book. (If that wasn't obvious already.) But it is also a one shot bo... More

Welcome
Happy New Year!
I chose... Dare!
The After Party
Ice Skating
Crossing The Line!
I'M SICK!!!
The Dance
The New Student
Incorrect Quotes!
First Kiss
Moving
The Science Project
Nap time
Incorrect Quotes: Part 2!
Time Travel
A Youtuber and Fanfics
The Break Up
Sleeping with a dummy
Band Mates
Big Hero 7
Switching Places
Varian Fever
An Apple Picking Song
BIRTHDAYS!!!
Love Before Age - Deleted
Incorrect Quotes: Part 4!
Text Messages!
Big Hero 7 ~ A Villain and A Hero!
I Just Found Something Awesome!!!
Real Love
Incorrect Quotes: Part 5!
Pick Up Line
Interview
Online Friends
Being a Bully (THIS HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE IN IT!!!!!!!)
Incorrect Quotes: Part 6!
Battle Of The Babysitters!
So I'm gonna try something new just for today - F/R: THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR ME
Season 1: Varian Quote From Every Episode (He's In)!
Unforgettable!
Y/n's Messages
Valentine's Day Special ♡ Day Of Hearts
Ruddiger's Girlfriend
Police vs Criminal
Being A Bully - Part 2
What A Fight Can Lead To...
There's Another Girl In His Life
Incorrect Quotes: 8!
Help
Part 2: There's Another Girl In His Life
Pictures At The Museum
Love Me By Friday
I Have A Furry For A Girlfriend
"What if I don't want a baby?" ~Varian
A Secret With The Dark Prince
Part 2: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Idk what to title this but... I, uh- Boobs
Part 3: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Y/n And The 7 Kingdoms
Part 4: A Secret With The Dark Prince
A Paris France Trip
Adopted Or Not
Incorrect Quotes 9
Pregnant
Pregnant Part 2
Hotel Pool
There's Another Guy in Her Life
Part 5: A Secret With The Dark Prince
Target
Cough-
Ghost/n, Friend and Technoblade
I Will Have Apples, With A Side Of Raccoon
Drawings
I'M BACK!!!!
Idk what to call this, but this is part 1
Part 2 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 3 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 4 ~ Tangled Before Ever After
Part 5 ~ Tangled Before
UPDATE & ONE SHOT
Little Miss Perfect
Background Story
Secret Texting Code
Secret Texting Code 2
Hello!
Author Note
Varian X Witch!Reader (Idk what to exactly name this)
Not A One Shot - But Still Important!
A YouTuber And Vlogs
TW: Blood

Incorrect Quotes: Part 3!

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By Ruddiger_Happiness

Here's a third part of Incorrect Quotes!

Future Ruddiger here! Oop! Forgot to add yesterday's! Here you go! This also means- Yay! 2 in 1 day!
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Quirin: Y/n! Have you seen Varian? After he told me that you two kissed, I started to tease him then he ran off blushing. Did he run here?
Y/n: *thinks* Seriously?! You had to tell him Varian?!?! *angry* No, but I'll help you find him!
Quirin: Why?
Y/n: *still angry* So I can punch him in the face.

•••

Anna: Some things never change! And I'm holdi-
Varian: Sorry to interrupt. I'm Varian from the studio down the street. Have you seen my girlfriend? About this tall *raises hand to about how tall Y/n is* and about this crazy *stretches arms all the way out*.
Director of Frozen and Frozen 2: Well, there was an odd girl, about your age, running around singing Let It Go. Might that be her?
Varian: Yeah, probably. She had a little too much adult lemonade.
Y/n: *behind the scenes* *singing out of tune* LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
Varian: *mumbles* Yep. That's her.

•••
Y/n: Words ending in "ie" are so cute! Like cookie, sweetie, cutie...
Varian: Die
Y/n: ...
•••

Y/n, Varian: *up in Y/n's bedroom*
Y/n: *kicks Varian*
Varian: *screams like a girl*
Eugene: *runs to Y/n's room* *slams door open* Y/N! ARE YOU OKAY! I HEARD A GIRL SCREAM!
Y/n: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Varian just screamed.
Eugene: Okay, good! I thought you were hurt! Welp, I gotta go now.
Varian: *lays on the floor curled up in a ball* *holding where the sun don't shine aka Where Y/n kicked him*

•••

Y/n: *looking at Varian*
Varian: What?
Y/n: STOP BEING SO CUTE! Or I'll punch you...
Y/n: On the lips...
Y/n: Very softly...
Y/n: With my lips...

•••

Y/n: Don't break someone's heart! They only have on!
Varian: Yeah, Y/n's right. Break their bones! They have over 206!

•••

Lance: What did you get in the yearbook?
Rapunzel: Prettiest Smile
Eugene: Bad Boy of The School
Cass: Bad Girl of The School
Season 1 Villain Varian: Most likely to start a bar fight
Y/n: Most likely to not start a bar fight, but still win

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