IT WAS FANG-
MAKING OUT WITH BUCKBEAK!!!
hagrid was heart brocken and sed💔🥀💀
the luv of his life was making out with his trusty frog, in front of his minsicule eyes😣
"IS' A DOG, YE BITCH!!" screamed hagrid at the narrator.
"sure buddy"
"AND YOU! HOW COULD YOU?! how?" he ended his dialogue in a whisper.
fang came and rubed his head in hagwig's hayry legs. he became very hornu.😩🤭
then they had a threesome.
with some "tears" from hagrid.
~😋~🤑~time🤭skip~😜~🧐~
when hashid woke up the next morning he was nakey😏🤭. he was very confused at first, then it all hit him like a fooking whale.🐋
he started sobbing.👁💦
sudeenlly the door to his hott openened-
it was harry potah!🧍🏽♂️
"hagrid" he gazped.
he quklyy wiped thy orange liqied oozing from his brown orbeez.
scarhead wenrt to hagild's closat and tooosed him his cloothes. "er- here put em on." he said sofly.
hagy blushed and put his klotes on kwikly.
"what r ye doin' 'ere" hagwid said, avoinding the weed kolored orbeeez.🍀
"i er- heard wot happeneend wih bucky.."he treiled oph.
"it wasn't bucky's fault."
hagrid looced up"what do ye' mean?"🤨
"it-it was dacro. he slipped some love potion to bockbacc, but he saw fang instead of darco first."harry said.
"HOLY PRETZELS🥨" hagrid said
ofcourse. he souldn't have doubted bucky for a sec. he was his bucky.
"he's not your property😑." the narrator said.
"SHUT UP YE' BITCH" hagrid scraemed at them.😤
"dAdDy cHiLl" came their repli.🙄
"uh- who are you talking to?" harry curiously asedk.
"oh- er- no one" haji repliekd.
"um- I broke up- with drace."harry kuietly said😔
"what?!" hargy said. he was shook😲
"um yea- i'm with cedric now." hazza said "he was just using me to make hermonie jelly."
"oh i'm sorrah hareh." hags said withh wide eyes. he was still sh00k.
"is ok. is not your pholt." theye were in an awkwarad silencee for a sec, then harold spoke.
"rube, i just want you to know i still love you, in a way. i don't thin ia cn ever stoop. but, i see the wey u look at bookbeek. he can make u happy."🙍🏽♂️ .
"yer' right harrie. i love bucks with all my life."😥hagid replied, tears fiiling his eyes
"then go get him, rube" the ugly orphan smirked.
"i will, harreh. i will."then swagrid opened his drawr, pu a box from there in his pocket and set off in search of hippohead.
uwu