tv wife | katsuki bakugo

By CALUMARI-

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━in which a feral hedgehog ends up falling in love with the actress that plays his wife on tv. ═ ═ ═ ╰☆╮ ═ ═... More

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epilogue
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bonus: lemon
bonus: quadruple date
bonus: coming out
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pikachu | 4:22 p.m.
BRO WTF

pikachu | 4:23 p.m.
WHY DIDN'T U TELL US U WERE DATING Y/N?????

zlut 💘 | 4:23 p.m.
i feel insulted

zlut 💘 | 4:23 p.m.
bakugo are u anti-black

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:23 p.m.
????

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:24 p.m.
BAKUGO'S ANTI-BLACK????

flex tape 🤪 | 4:24 p.m.
i love how u reacted 2 that first 💀

the rock | 4:24 p.m.
wait how is bakugo racist-

zlut 💘 | 4:24 p.m.
he didn't get my blessing before asking out my bestie </3

the rock | 4:25 p.m.
WHY DIDN'T U TELL US U WERE DATING Y/N????

pikachu | 4:25 p.m.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:25 p.m.
bakugo managed to get a girlfriend?

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:26 p.m.
i'm guessing she told your shitty group?

flex tape 🤪 | 4:26 p.m.
it's a cult, excuse u

flex tape 🤪 | 4:26 p.m.
now answer the question

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:26 p.m.
YEAH R U ANTI-BLACK

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:26 p.m.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE ANTI-BLACK?

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:27 p.m.
IDK ZADA SAID U ARE

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:27 p.m.
AND I BELIEVE ZADA

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:27 p.m.
BC SHE'S SEGGSY AND SWAG

zlut 💘 | 4:27 p.m.
ty mama lesbian

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:28 p.m.
no problem zlut <33

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:28 p.m.
ANYWAY R U ANTI-BLACK

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:28 p.m.
NO.

flex tape 🤪 | 4:28 p.m.
OK NOW ANSWER THE OTHER QUESTION

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:29 p.m.
HOW MANY OTHER FUCKING QUESTIONS ARE THERE?

flex tape 🤪 | 4:29 p.m.
JUST ONE

pikachu | 4:29 p.m.
I HAVE MANY

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:29 p.m.
do they have anything to do with the topic at hand?

pikachu | 4:30 p.m.
. . .

pikachu | 4:30 p.m.
. . . no

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:30 p.m.
okay then.

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:30 p.m.
BAKUGO KATSUKI, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

the rock | 4:30 p.m.
u know it's bad when jiro changes to all caps :/

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:31 p.m.
this. this is exactly why i didn't tell you idiots.

zlut 💘 | 4:31 p.m.
excuse me denki's an idiot

zlut 💘 | 4:31 p.m.
don't bunch us all w him

pikachu | 4:32 p.m.
yeAH

pikachu | 4:32 p.m.
wait what-

flex tape 🤪 | 4:32 p.m.
it hurt itself in confusion!

the rock | 4:32 p.m.
FOUL

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:33 p.m.
BACK TO BAKUGO'S GF

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:33 p.m.
HAVE U TAKEN HER ON ANY CUTE DATES </3

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:33 p.m.
no.

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:33 p.m.
U LOSER

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:34 p.m.
THAT IS THE LOAF OF UR LIFE

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:34 p.m.
U HAVE TO TAKE HER ON AMAZING DATES

the rock | 4:34 p.m.
is it just me or is mina extra passionate?

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:34 p.m.
she doesn't have someone to love and she's felt extra lonely since i go on dates with yaomomo now.

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:35 p.m.
YES I AM SINGLE

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:35 p.m.
</3

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:35 p.m.
SO I'M DETERMINED THAT U GUYS TREAT UR LOVES PROPERLY

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:36 p.m.
WHICH MEANS SERO BE NICER TO DENKI

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:36 p.m.
AND DENKI BE LESS STUPID

flex tape 🤪 | 4:36 p.m.
WE AREN'T DATING

pikachu | 4:37 p.m.
i think that's pretty impossible on my part :/

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:37 p.m.
SEXUAL TENSION SAYS OTHERWISE

zlut 💘 | 4:37 p.m.
technically they played minecraft together already

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:37 p.m.
MINECRAFT?????

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:38 p.m.
. . . DID U GUYS PUT UR BEDS NEXT TO EACH OTHER

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:38 p.m.
she kept fucking bothering me about it.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:38 p.m.
i said no.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:38 p.m.
she also told me to match mordetwi profile pics with her.

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:39 p.m.
whatever that fucking means.

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:39 p.m.
MATCHING PFPS???

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:39 p.m.
AND HER ASKING FOR CLOSE MINECRAFT BEDS???

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:39 p.m.
BAKUGO R U DENSE??????

the rock | 4:40 p.m.
i'm so confused as to what this is leading to.

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:40 p.m.
honestly, just don't mention april and you're good.

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:40 p.m.
HAVE U REACHED THAT STAGE W APRIL YET KIRI

the rock | 4:40 p.m.
JIRO

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:41 p.m.
MY BAD.

pikachu | 4:41 p.m.
what she's saying is that minecraft is a sacred and intimate game

flex tape 🤪 | 4:41 p.m.
oh, but it was so easy to ditch me when i was surrounded by zombies?

pikachu | 4:42 p.m.
I HAD TO GO MINE

flex tape 🤪 | 4:42 p.m.
FOR WHAT

pikachu | 4:42 p.m.
TO GET BETTER WEAPONS TO SAVE U

flex tape 🤪 | 4:42 p.m.
bro...

pikachu | 4:43 p.m.
bro...

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:43 p.m.
i'm so glad this isn't an in-person conversation because you two would probably make-out by now.

zlut 💘 | 4:43 p.m.
at least we know the origin of the sexual tension now

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:43 p.m.
ANYWAY

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:44 p.m.
BAKUGO UR DUMB

king explodo-kills 💣 | 4:44 p.m.
I'M NOT DUMB, YOU ARE.

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:44 p.m.
SHE ASKED U TO PUT UR MINECRAFT BED NEXT TO HERS

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:45 p.m.
SHE CLEARLY WANTS TO GO ON A REAL DATE

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:45 p.m.
SHE IS PULLING MOVES

lesbialien 🎆 | 4:45 p.m.
ARE ALL BLONDS DUMB

the rock | 4:45 p.m.
now that you mention it. . .

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:46 p.m.
that would explain a lot.

the rock | 4:46 p.m.
speaking of dumb blonds.

the rock | 4:46 p.m.
jiro, your in-person comment is only slightly appliable.

the rock | 4:46 p.m.
i just remembered sero and denki live near each other.

jirhoe 🎶 | 4:47 p.m.
😦

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